I Write Novels in a Zerg Prison
I Write Novels in a Zerg Prison
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An Ruo, a top web novelist, transmigrated into the body of Annor, the abusive male Zerg from his own novel.
By the time he arrived, the deed was done. The court had already passed judgment.
He would be escorted to the military region to serve as a psychic soother for a 999-year sentence, destined to spend the rest of his life in prison.
—Prison? Great! No need to go outside, meals served on time, a regular schedule, top-tier security, and he could even read novels and watch dramas on the StarNet.
The homebody An Ruo was quite satisfied with his new nest.
He spent three hours a day performing psychic soothing. Once his tasks were done, he’d lock his cell door and return to his old profession—writing novels.
【Returning from an expedition with a damaged psychic domain, I accept genetic matching to prepare for marriage. The male Zerg who arrives for the meeting is the same male Zerg recruit I once tormented mercilessly.】 (√ Complete)
Female Zergs who clicked on the new novel: “??!”
[Aren’t male Zergs in the military just for show? Did some monster of a superior officer really ab*se a male Zerg to death’s door?] [He’s definitely going to face retaliation from Lord Zerg. Serves him right.]
However, the plot developed far beyond their expectations.
[…Is this Lord Zerg’s revenge? Marrying him as his Lady, personally training with him, and giving him psychic soothing every single day? Every day???] [This is completely unrealistic! Psychic soothing for a military female is so troublesome. Male Zergs would avoid it at all costs, let alone offer it willingly!] [This isn’t a pure romance novel; it’s clearly sci-fi!]
The female Zergs complained loudly, but their actions spoke louder. Every day, they flooded the novel’s comment section with donations and pleas for more chapters.
Staring at the long string of numbers in his account, An Ruo, who lived and ate in prison, scratched his head. He had nowhere to spend the money.
Well then, he would compensate that… former Lady of his, the one ‘he’ ab*sed so horribly.
With a single click, he transferred the funds and continued to release new books.
【After class, I returned to my dorm to find a youngling in my room. He clung to my leg, calling me “Father Ma,” and claimed he was from ten years in the future. His “Father Pa,” he said, was the male Zerg campus heartthrob from the neighboring academy.】 (√ Complete)
【Undercover in the Star Pirates, I accidentally became the Deputy Commander. To win me over, the Commander sent a Class A male Zerg to my room.】 (√ Complete)
【A celibate Legion Commander receives a mission from his superiors: test-play a romance simulation game. He would never spend money on a male Zerg, let alone a virtual one. But… it actually feels pretty good?】 (√ Complete)
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Through his diligent psychic soothing and the profound impact of his novels, An Ruo unknowingly accumulated a massive number of Contribution Points.
These Contribution Points led to his sentence being reduced, reduced, and reduced again.
When the Military Headquarters announced the end of his sentence, An Ruo was forced to move out of his beloved little den.
As he stepped out of the prison gates, the Federation Marshal—his former Lady—walked toward him and took his luggage.
An Ruo whispered, “Um… the court has already finalized our divorce. You didn’t have to come.”
The Marshal, whose presence alone commanded respect, lowered his gaze. His usually icy eyes now held a stubborn affection.
“All these years, you’ve given me all your Star Coins. Surely you understand what it means when a male Zerg sends money to a female Zerg?”
“Huh?” An Ruo clutched his head, looking like a confused Psyduck.
【A shut-in creator gong who writes romance like a pro but turns into a flustered Psyduck in real relationships x A high-ranking, calm, and decisive villain Marshal shou who doesn’t believe in love but falls for a ‘Psyduck’.】
6 Latest Chapters
- Chapter 232: Tianjia Prince × Mixed-Blood Military Female (17): [Holy crap! Lieutenant General Caleb is mixed-blood?!]
- Chapter 231: Tianjia Prince × Mixed-Blood Military Female (16): For the First Time, the Future Was Something Worth Looking Forward To
- Chapter 230: Tianjia Prince × Mixed-Blood Military Female (15): To Metis, Being Well-Fed and Warm Was Already Happiness
- Chapter 229: Tianjia Prince × Mixed-Blood Military Female (14): 'You are his Female Lord. You should be by his side.'
- Chapter 228: Tianjia Prince × Mixed-Blood Military Female (13): It’s Time to Have an Egg with the Male and Let Him Incubate It
- Chapter 227: Tianjia Prince × Mixed-Blood Military Female (12): A "Female Lord" Outside, Serving His "Male Lord" at Home
Chapter List
- Chapter 81: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (6): A Male Zerg’s Language of Flowers Is "Too Slow Means You Lose"
- Chapter 82: Male Zerg Courtship Through Wings: This Is a Night Overflowing with Pheromones
- Chapter 83: Ulysses Owes Ten Eggs: Go Home, Hug Your Male Lord, Fan Your Wings, Sleep
- Chapter 84: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (7): Do Female Zergs Really Sleep This Soundly During Their Courtship Period?
- Chapter 85: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (8): Localized Indoor Rain on Capital Star Today
- Chapter 86: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (9): The Well-Behaved Heavenly Garuda Male and the Bold, Claw-Waving Male Zerg
- Chapter 87: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (10): The Zerg Ministry of Foreign Affairs or the Heavenly Garuda Embassy
- Chapter 88: The Marshal and That Lord: Who Exactly Is "That Lord"?
- Chapter 89: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (11): If You’re So Bored, Go Lay an Egg
- Chapter 90: Flowers and Little Flower Buds: Philor Looked at the Words from That Distant Foreign Land as His Heavenly Garuda Friend Told Him About His Life
- Chapter 91: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (12): Rewards and Punishments of a Zerg Date
- Chapter 92: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (13): "Whoever Wins Gets to Be the Female Lord Tonight!"
- Chapter 93: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (14): A Zerg Egg Needs the Male Father’s Pheromones
- Chapter 94: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (15): It’s Only Right for a Male to Take Care of His Pregnant Female Lord—and Incubate the Egg Too
- Chapter 95: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (16): Female Lord and Male Lord—Each Calls the Other Their Own Way
- Chapter 96: Heavenly Garuda Male x Zerg Military Officer (End): A Zerg–Heavenly Garuda Hybrid — Hearing Thunder in Silent Places
- Chapter 97: Legion Festival Invitation: Ulysses’ Arrangements
- Chapter 98: On the Eve of the Festival: Cyril Develops a Strange Sense of Honor About "Protecting a Male Zerg’s Happiness"
- Chapter 99: Live Broadcast Across the Entire StarNet: [I’m Losing My Mind. That Shot Didn’t Even Last a Second, and I’ve Already Taken Dozens of Screenshots.
- Chapter 100: God’s Game: Practicing Medicine Without a License: One Psychic Soothing per Iso
- Chapter 101: Group Psychic Soothing: The Marshal Arrives, and Everyone Instantly Calms Down
- Chapter 102: The Most Valuable Iso Coin Ever: They Too Had Become Zergs Like Iso
- Chapter 103: Ulysses’ Embrace: He Fell into a Broad Chest, Wrapped in a Cool, Faint Fragrance
- Chapter 104: The Whole StarNet Shook: Moonlight Flowed as Ulysses Lowered His Head and Placed a Kiss
- Chapter 105: His Lordship Is Attached to His Bed: Mass Psychic Soothing Even Hatchlings Can Learn
- Chapter 106: Contributing to the Hatchling Guide Series: Who’s in the First Military Region? So Hard to Guess
- Chapter 107: "God": Creating a Persona Based on the "Gods" of Ancient Times
- Chapter 108: The Marshal and An-shen: He Respected the Boundary, Yet Secretly Longed to Cross It
- Chapter 109: Movie Premiere: As Expected of You Zergs—Far Ahead of Everyone Else When It Comes to Getting Steamy
- Chapter 110: Two-Viewer Mode: "Then... Let’s Get Married." An Ruo Heard Himself Say
- Chapter 111: Interview: StarNet Viewers Were Blown Away by the Bombshell An-shen Accidentally Dropped
- Chapter 112: A Photo of the Two of Them: Ulysses Stops in Front of the Holographic Photo Studio
- Chapter 113: Going Back to Sleep: "My One Iso Ate My Five Isos."
- Chapter 114: Not the Protagonist, but the Villain: "Your Original Role... Was the Villain."
- Chapter 115: Philor’s Day in Prison: His Female Lord Is Carrying an Egg in the Military Region Prison and Needs Him
- Chapter 116: Male Zerg Star Pirate × Female Zerg Undercover Agent (1): Going Undercover in a Star Pirate Crew and Accidentally Becoming the Vice Captain
- Chapter 117: Male Zerg Star Pirate × Female Zerg Undercover Agent (2): The Male Zerg Was Clearly Terrified of Him, Trembling in the Corner of the Bed
- Chapter 118: Male Zerg Star Pirate × Female Zerg Undercover Agent (3): The Male Zerg Is Wearing His Shirt...
- Chapter 119: Male Zerg Star Pirate × Female Zerg Undercover Agent (4): You’re a Good Star Pirate... So Good You Don’t Seem Like One...
- Chapter 120: Male Zerg Star Pirate × Female Zerg Undercover Agent (5): Once You Have a Male Zerg, You Have a Weakness
