One Piece: My Lazy Ass Made Akainu Mad

Want to live a laid-back life? From the start, he gets a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit, the Sloth Fruit, and becomes instantly invincible! Sleeping on the job? His Observation Haki trains automatically! Slacking off? His Armament Haki maxes out on its own! Conqueror’s Haki? Who needs it anyway! His furious superior, Akainu, roars: “Renzo! If you slack off one more time, I’ll send you to the New World!” Renzo rolls over and mutters: “Fleet Admiral… such a hassle… too far… don’t wanna go.” During the Marineford War, as the world shakes and the sky collapses, he’s peacefully napping beneath the execution platform. A deadly attack sweeps toward him; he turns over in his sleep… BOOM! The attack disappears! Fleet Admiral Sengoku clutches his head in despair: “Quick! Wake Renzo up! Let him finish the fight before he sleeps again!!”