Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

And at that very moment, amidst the rumbling black mist, she vaguely saw several gleaming points of light.

And then, in the next instant—

Boom!

A deafening explosion sent countless dust clouds billowing across the entire ground.

That twisted Evil Spirit Conglomerate visibly stiffened for a moment, its countless contorted, rotting arms freezing in place, clearly sensing something.

Slowly.

The dust around it settled.

Two massive heads, their eyes like searchlights, gazed down at it. A terrifying girl bound in chains squinted at it from below, while the ethereal, aristocratic young man’s figure cast a probing glance its way.

The dreadful aura of Root-level beings rumbled and spread.

Surrounded and stared down by four creatures radiating terrifying auras, its entire body stiffened, frozen like stone, unable to move a single inch.

“Brother!!”

Seeing Lynn leap down from Little One’s head, Alice immediately shouted, abandoning the Evil Spirit Conglomerate without a second thought and plunging headfirst into Lynn’s embrace.

Her eyes were even a little moist with excitement.

Lynn immediately scooped up the petite Alice, adjusted his Monocle, and curved his lips into a smile.

“Are you alright? I rushed over as soon as I got Miss Puppet’s message. You’re not hurt, are you?”

Alice shook her head vigorously, saying nothing as she buried her face in Lynn’s chest, her small arms clinging tightly to him as if she’d found a safe harbor and never wanted to let go again.

Lynn helplessly patted her back, then turned his gaze to Miaomiao, who stood stiffly nearby.

He crouched down, flicked her cat ear gently, and said softly:

“Miaomiao~ I’m back.”

Miaomiao stared dazedly at the four terrifying entities behind him and stammered, “M-Master…”

Clearly, Miaomiao had never seen such a grand scene before.

The only one she recognized was Sir Aiwen. The other three Root-level horrors made her instinctively tremble from the depths of her soul.

Lynn chuckled helplessly, scooping her up as well and ruffling her head firmly. “Don’t be scared. These are all Master’s family. They won’t hurt you. Every single one of them is very easygoing and nice!”

Miaomiao blinked in a daze. “Eh…”

Then her trembling gaze landed on the largest head.

As if sensing her stare, the Godweaver Head’s massive, malevolent pupils swiveled toward her. Its tongue licked the corner of its mouth, both cruel and suggestive.

Slurp—

“Eeeeek—!!”

Miaomiao was so frightened she practically exploded into fluff.

Lynn shook his head with a wry smile, patting the trembling cat-eared girl in his arms reassuringly.

Then he turned, his smile fading, his expression turning serious as his gaze landed on the Evil Spirit Conglomerate, which stood frozen stiffly—(((;꒪ꈊ꒪;)))—surrounded by four Root-level beings.

Without a doubt.

It felt like a chick, surrounded by four vicious, drooling beasts in the center, trembling in terror, too scared to move an inch.

Lynn squinted, looking it up and down. “Got a lot of hands, huh? Can you retract a few?”

Sssshhhhwww—

Those twisted, rotting arms immediately retracted with lightning speed—so fast that two hands growing from the same spot even collided with each other, refusing to yield before both squeezed back in.

Lynn cast a sidelong glance, fanning the air dismissively. “Even out the energy a bit too. Make yourself look a little more normal. Can you do that?”

The four Root-level beings shot it a glance.

Hum—

Without any hesitation, it complied perfectly.

The billowing Ghost Energy that had been baring its fangs just moments ago retreated from the (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;))) figure at an unimaginable speed, slithering back through every possible opening in a panicked rush, too scared to let even a wisp leak out.

In an instant, its previously explosive, twisted body had already returned to its original bare, normal form.

Lynn looked it up and down, narrowing his eyes.

Hah!

Not as big as mine!

But that wasn’t worth discussing. Lynn closed his eyes and waved dismissively.

“Cover yourself. There are ladies present. Don’t just expose yourself like that. Don’t you think it’s indecent?”

Without a moment’s hesitation, the figure stiffly clamped its legs together, looking utterly pitiful, and covered its vital parts with both hands, standing there trembling like a wronged little wife.

“…"

Alice stared rigidly from over Lynn’s shoulder at this scene, and the image of the menacing, twisted, Ghost Energy-surging monster from earlier immediately flashed through her mind.

It stood in stark contrast to this moment.

Her mind buzzed.

Because from her understanding of evil spirits, under the influence of twisted Hatred, there would basically be no trace of rationality. Especially for a conglomerate like this, the countless mad spirits within should make normal communication absolutely impossible.

But now…

“Brother… he… he should be insane, right…”

Lynn nodded, pinching his Monocle. “Yeah, more or less. Basically no rationality at all.”

“But now…”

Lynn nodded again. “Normal. He got scared into having one.”

“…”

The logic was very simple, so Lynn wasn’t surprised at all. This situation was like a body stuffed with thousands of roaring, vicious undead. Normally, none would submit to any other, none could take dominance, all just squabbling endlessly. Their only common ground was the urge to kill.

But to say they had no rationality… well, that wasn’t entirely true either.

It depended on the situation.

Look.

In this situation, didn’t one suddenly pop up?

Lynn didn’t waste any more words. He pinched his Monocle, his Dead-Fish Eyes fixed on the stiff young man across from him, and drawled:

“I’ll give you three seconds. Elect one evil spirit who can talk to come out. Remember—clear enunciation, articulate speech. You’ve got three seconds. If not, don’t blame me for being rude!”

“Three!”

Lynn closed his eyes and raised three fingers.

Instantly.

A flicker of panic appeared in that young man’s pupil-less, Ghost Energy-shrouded eyes, as if countless skulls could be seen churning inside.

Almost in the blink of an eye, a pair of dazed, greenish eyes were pushed forward—but those eyes immediately widened in shock, then struggled and squeezed downward again. A pair of yellowish eyes were shoved up instead, but the moment they surfaced, those yellowish eyes went (ΩДΩ), frantically squeezing back in, forcing a pair of red, bloodshot eyes to come forward.

Clearly.

At this very moment.

Inside this body, a series of humble and generous elections were taking place. Every evil spirit was eagerly trying to pass this opportunity to another, fully demonstrating the excellence of their democratic system.

And finally.

“One!”

As Lynn finished his countdown and opened his eyes, a trembling, timid pair of pale blue eyes took control of the body.

Obviously, he was the representative elected by his fellow brothers within.

Lynn was satisfied. He pinched his Monocle, squinting with approval. “Not bad. I can tell at a glance you’re a bold and courageous evil spirit. To be chosen as the representative, you must be the strongest one in this body, right?”

That pair of weak, pale blue eyes trembled. With difficulty, they opened their mouth, forcing out a voice that sounded almost like a crying girl.

“N-No… You… you misunderstand…”

“I’m… the most useless one… They blocked the door… I can’t squeeze back…”

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