Fox Has No Malicious Intent

Chapter 1027 - 1024: Academic Genius: It's Simple—Just Do This, Then That

"When you see a colorful sack, learn to say no and lift our fox paws to say No!"

Ah Qing squatted in front of the little fox, rubbing Huhu's cheeks, earnestly giving advice.

"Didn't you just ask me to get in the sack to help shoot a short video cover?"

Ansheng, whose cheeks were being rubbed by Ah Qing, looked at her with a face full of black lines and retorted.

"Because... the size of that sack is just perfect for packing a little fox," Ah Qing said seriously.

As she spoke, Ah Qing placed her shoulder on the little fox and turned a position to look at Qiu Lingling and Ah Bai.

Seeing Ah Qing taking photos of the little fox, Lingling tried to replicate the classic position of the little fox being wrapped in a sack.

But Ah Bai's size was too large, with the long-haired Tu Song's standard weight usually between 40 to 60 jin.

While the giant from the Fox Race, the Red Fox, usually has a standard weight of 14 to 20 jin.

The Red Fox looks big because it's thick-furred, being virtually puffy that dissolves upon contact with water.

Qiu Lingling tried to wrap Ah Bai with a sack, but after putting it on Ah Bai, the sack was neither up nor down, almost causing Ah Bai to trip and turn into a colorful dog-headed caterpillar.

"Woof..."

Ah Bai looked at the sack covering half of its body and barked helplessly at its little master.

Could you get a bigger sack? This thing is really having a hard time bearing my weight...

"Hey..." Lingling scratched her head, full of black lines, looked at the cocooned Ah Bai, then turned around to shout at Chen Zhiyu who was sorting goods: "Sister Zhiyu, your sack is not big enough!"

"It's always said to be a travel souvenir, mascot, are you really going to use it to wrap little pets!" Chen Zhiyu rolled her eyes and said.

The colorful sack was originally meant to be a mascot for tourists as a travel souvenir.

It's not meant for tourists to use as a sky-swallowing bag, wrapping orcas in the sea and lions from the zoo to take home.

"...I'm not stupid, other people's rice doesn't taste as good as Ah Qing's." Ansheng chuckled, lifted his paw to pat Ah Qing's head and said:

"Unless the sack has my favorite cola!"

"How dare you!" Ah Qing almost gasped, grabbing Huhu and stuffing him into her hoodie.

While chatting and joking on the pier for a while, Chen Zhiyu's side had finished loading the goods onto the ship, the fishing boat had also set sail directly for Qingao Island, docking at the pier on the east.

Workers placed the goods on slides, letting them fall onto electric carts that delivered them to the port warehouse.

"Ah Bai, what's happening at Qingao Island?"

Ansheng stretched lazily, looked curiously at Ah Bai who was involved in developing the entire event and asked.

"Awooo?"

Ah Bai responded thoughtfully.

What's happening on the island? I feel the most fun is the arsenal in the coastal rock cave.

We recently brought back some heavy machine guns, which can fire "bang bang" firecracker sound effects.

Or….. should we chase boats?

Whenever we see foreign fishing boats passing by, we drive the big one to chase and bark warnings to declare territorial sovereignty.

Should the other side dare to resist, we pull out heavy machine guns and RPGs to engage in mutual shooting with the opposite fishing boats.

Generally speaking, the water cannons on the opposite fishing boats can't win against our heavy machine guns.

Old Feng came over to inspect, he said the opposite side showed acute copper metal poisoning symptoms, praised the Spirit Beast Gang for their great work, claiming saving a life is better than building a seven-tiered pagoda, accumulating great merit.

He also said we are a maritime medical rescue team, specialists in treating blind foolishness.

"Uh... Should we do something normal instead?" Ansheng was dumbfounded by hearing it, a face full of black lines and retorted.

Goodness... on land, Doggy chases people, even when people stop to bend over, we still have to take care.

But on the sea, we start shooting passionately, whoever is a coward gets to beat a nest in the sea.

However, from Ah Bai's description, the opposite side doesn't seem like a good thing either, what normal fishing boat would have high-pressure water cannons, and even a harpoon gun is considered excellent.

"Awooo?"

Ah Bai thought for a moment, and felt the most fun normal entertainment on the island is riding dolphins for speed shows, or lying on a blue whale's back, looking at the starry sky.

However, all of these will inevitably wet the fur, which is not very friendly to Doggy.

Moreover, the price is ridiculously high.

Riding a blue whale out to sea actually costs 888, enough for us to eat from the night stall for three days.

"It's alright..."

Ansheng nodded slightly, feeling the charge items on the vacation island were still okay.

People flying helipads around can be charged two to three thousand, our Spirit Beast Gang's consumption isn't high.

After chatting with Ah Bai, seeing that Chen Zhiyu was still commanding the warehouse entry and inventory registration without any sign of moving to the resort area, Ansheng turned around, ran to the pier side to find Shasha, who was watching the sea.

"Shasha, what are you watching?" Ansheng approached Shasha curiously, following her gaze.

"Hungry..." Shasha swallowed, pointed her hand towards the octopus nest at the pier's edge: "There are seals to eat."

"Where did the seals come from?"

Ansheng's expression froze, full of question marks.

There is no seal distribution in Xia East Sea Area, but every year you hear about the unlucky spotted seals being swept into Xia East Sea Area by ocean currents and caught by passing fishermen.

Feeling strange, Ansheng stepped closer, sticking his head out of the pier for a better view.

The result, a glance revealed several duty-free cell phones attached to the cliff above.

The octopuses floating in the sea looked serious, frowning at phone screens, typing with tentacles.

"Too cruel, you all are using the poor sea leopard for a show, I advise you to be kind, beware of karma coming around."

"They are the elves of the sea, release them! Release them to Qingao Island's sea area, where the water is clear and there are many harmonious and friendly animal friends..."

"Buddha is merciful!"

"???"

Looking at the octopuses, running to the oceanarium or marine animal park official accounts to leave comments, a series of question marks popped up on Ansheng's head.

"666..."

With a face full of speechlessness, Ansheng looked at Shasha, finally understanding what she meant by hungry.

Feeling there is a nest of large octopuses in the pier, mooching off the pier's WiFi, pretending to be humans online to scam others.

"Click click..."

Shasha licked her lips, returned looking at Master Fuli and asked: "By the way, did you look for me for anything? I was just thinking about cooking dishes."

"Ah Qing seems to be busy for a while, I came over to ask you about the principle of [Genetic Assimilation]."

Ansheng looked at Shasha, slightly lifting his hand, waving his paw towards the sea waves at the pier, invisible telekinesis wafted out, clutching a splash of water in an invisible big hand, floating into the air.

"Oh... asking about Genetic Assimilation?"

Shasha saw Master Fuli's Power of Will without a surprised expression, just scratched her head and said: "The principle isn't too complicated, just call out the Life Blueprint System and select your own genetic traits."

"Then, imagine yourself as a signal tower, radiating the will containing genetic traits."

"Are you playing a god here!" Ansheng looked at Shasha with a face full of black lines and retorted: "Explain it in detail, I never had much talent in reading."

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