Fox Has No Malicious Intent

"Crackle—"

In the early morning of West Lake Villa District, the continuous sound of firecrackers echoed. A series of black extended executive sedans set off from one side of the villa district, heading to another area.

"Close the door, shut it tight!"

"The cue cards are ready, don't take matters into your own hands. After the groom answers the questions, ask the bride if she's satisfied. If she says no, read her expression to decide whether to coax the groom into a fetal position—"

As Chen Tianyun set off, the bridesmaid group at Lin Kui's house also began to get busy, taking out props and setting up challenges for Chen Tianyun to overcome all the way.

The props and challenges aren't difficult; they're all pre-arranged questions with Lin Kui.

For instance, when did the groom fall in love with the bride, or what's the most memorable moment of the bride in the groom's mind, and what happened?

There are no standard answers to these questions; they're steps to create a romantic atmosphere by reminiscing past events.

Once the bride's door opens, the groom plays a couple of cute kissing and hugging games to smoothly get the shoes and carry the bride.

"Xiaolan, do you feel that the head of the bridesmaids seems more anxious than everyone else..."

Sitting on the dining chair on the first floor without any tasks allocated, Ah Qing could see everyone's expressions in the villa.

Lin Kui's dad had a face saying [I really have nothing left, not a drop more], yet he seemed full of spirit.

Lin Kui's grandpa and grandma looked cheerful, and other uncles and aunts had expressions of glowing happiness, as if they'd reached the pinnacle of life.

They all sat steadily on the living room sofa, quietly waiting for Lin Kui and Chen Tianyun to approach and serve tea.

In contrast, the head of the bridesmaids was anxiously rushing back and forth, sweating profusely in the winter.

"When you receive people's money, you have to resolve their troubles. The employer has paid, at least one between people and disaster has to go away, right?" Ansheng said matter-of-factly:

"If they lose such a big deal, they might even think of jumping off a building in exasperation."

When I entered, I heard the leader shout that if this job went well, everyone would get 8,000; if not, they'd have to return 800 yuan, which would be considered as travel expenses.

A tenfold price difference was there, how could the leader not be anxious?

Even if there were knives in front, the leader would probably still grit her teeth and stand in front of Lin Kui.

"Seems like it, too..." Ah Qing had a thoughtful look, glancing at the busy bridesmaids group, feeling that she might have to ask Lin Kui for some authority later.

Professional, they are really too professional. When I plan to get married in the future, I must consider giving them business.

"By the way, Xiaolan, you count as a boy, right?" Ah Qing looked at the Fox curiously and asked:

"If during a wedding, you encounter bridesmaids maliciously locking the door, how would you break through?"

Seeing the professionalism of the bridesmaids, coupled with Lin Kui's talk of backstabbing best friends, Ah Qing's thoughts scattered.

"I wouldn't." Ansheng shrugged.

"I mean hypothetically." Ah Qing rolled her eyes at Huhu.

"Then... a two-hundred-ton Giant-tooth Shark charge, or a one-hundred-and-eighty-ton Blue Whale collision, they can choose themselves. I have bros across the five lakes and four seas; having a couple of prehistoric beasts or blue whales is normal." Ansheng looked at Ah Qing with a strange expression, as if to say: Who's ever dared to block my door?

Ah Qing facepalmed, frustration evident: "......"

The fox shouldn't at least use a blue whale, otherwise what if the house collapses.

...

Seeing her cousin's wedding in full swing, even though Ah Qing didn't even have a boyfriend, the joyous atmosphere incited her to fantasize about how her wedding might be...

Only.

The little fox's response was too hardcore, immediately yanking Ah Qing out of her grand Chinese wedding fantasy to a primal tribe knocking-out, drag-to-the-cave battle wedding scene.

One after another, black Benzes symbolizing a journey to a beautiful life parked in front of the villa.

Chen Tianyun adjusted his custom suit, the dark suit no different from a regular one, but with gold embroidery at the collar and cuffs complementing the bride's dress.

"Open the door!"

Chen Tianyun knocked on the villa door, and all the groomsmen were eagerly stuffing red envelopes through the door gap, laying out a festive red "carpet" of sorts.

"We'll open up right away, but first, you have to answer a question—"

The bridesmaids shouted from inside: "Listen to the question, out of all the times, when did the groom find the bride most beautiful? Mind that the elders are still sitting inside, don't do anything inappropriate at the door!"

"Elbow strike! Back in high school, when Lin Kui jumped up and delivered a heavy blow to the school bully, 'crack' went three ribs..."

Chen Tianyun answered instantly, without thinking, about the moment when Lin Kui seemed most beautiful to him.

Back then, Lin Kui was chubby, but at the moment she took action, extending her limbs, with golden sunlight scattering down on her, the powerful arm and beautiful muscle lines of her raised swing, and her fierce yet dashing face... it was simply like a deity descending from the heavens.

The sheer power and tension left a deep impression on the always diligent Chen Tianyun.

"Huh?"

Chen Tianyun's heartfelt confession stunned the professional door-blocking bridesmaids group inside; they looked at each other, wide-eyed, gaping in disbelief.

Elbow... elbow strike, breaking ribs?

The festive mood paused for a moment, but the head bridesmaid quickly suppressed her need to comment, turned, and shouted up to the second floor:

"Bride, the groom said he most loved you for that deity-like move back in high school, do you find that acceptable?"

"Damn, stop saying everything out loud!" Lin Kui's exasperated voice echoed through the room, but still, she let the bridesmaids open the door and usher the fool inside.

"Hoohoohoo..."

After greeting Lin Kui's parents and receiving their nod of approval, Chen Tianyun led his groomsmen upstairs, ready to overcome several more hurdles to bring the bride home.

Only.

Upon reaching the second floor, witnessing the towering mountain of dowry, the groomsmen stood there as if struck by lightning, their faces reflecting the shock of [I can't breathe], rooted to the spot.

"Whoa... Yun! This is a trap! Just remember to lend me the Range Rover when you buy one." The groomsmen eyed Chen Tianyun in shock.

While they all knew each other since meeting Lin Kui and Chen Tianyun in high school, and knew Lin Kui's family seemed well-off...

But not this well-off!

"Brother Yun, maybe don't pick up the bride just yet, let me have a smoke to calm the surging blood pressure, I'm afraid my blood vessels might burst." Another groomsman timidly raised his hand, pulling out an e-cigarette from his pocket as he made his request to Chen Tianyun.

The absurdly high pile of dowry, like a thunderstorm, left the groomsmen initially encountering it as well as the bridesmaids who had already seen it, in shocked, thunderstruck expressions.

Stacked higher than a person, the mountain of dowry brought with it a strong sense of oppression.

Fear of slipping and rolling down the stairs had them refrain from going weak-kneed.

"Speaking of, Xiaolan...."

Upstairs, everyone was thunderstruck, yet Ah Qing maintained a carefree demeanor, raising her hand to poke Huhu's cheek and asking: "What do you think is the most profound bond between us...?"

"What is it?"

"You were pressing a spicy stick near a trash can, insisting I said you were eating trash, grabbing my paw, claiming we had destiny between us, that Huhu wanted to come home with me, and you wanted to give the poor Arctic Fox a home."

"Damn! I'm a white Red Fox!"

Ansheng rolled his eyes, raised a paw, and tapped Ah Qing on the forehead, "Bang, bang, bang," three times.

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