Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!

Chapter 105: Chapter 105: Bathing Yan Luoxi

Huddled under the sofa, Yan Luoxi couldn’t see what Gu Yizhou was doing.

She was still a little confused.

Suddenly!

"SPLASH..."

"WHOOSH..."

A powerful jet of water drenched Yan Luoxi from head to tail.

’Chilled to the bone...’

Caught completely off guard, Yan Luoxi was utterly dumbfounded!

’Holy shit...’

’What the hell!’

’Gu Yizhou, have some fucking decency!’

Just then, she saw another jet of water rushing toward her!

"MEOW!!!"

Yan Luoxi let out a shriek.

She quickly scrambled out from under the sofa!

However, Gu Yizhou was lying in wait for her!

He was waiting for the cat to fall right into his trap.

The moment she dashed out, Gu Yizhou’s large, powerful hand snatched her by the scruff of her neck!

"MEOW!!!"

Yan Luoxi’s forward momentum came to a screeching halt!

"Heh, Xiaobai, still trying to run?"

"Be a good girl and come take a bath!"

Gu Yizhou said, looking at Xiaobai with a playful smirk.

’This silly little cat thinks she can outsmart me?’

’Too naive!’

At this, Yan Luoxi’s body trembled involuntarily.

It was hard to tell if she was shivering from the cold water or trembling with rage at Gu Yizhou’s actions.

Seeing the slight, smug curl of Gu Yizhou’s lips...

That smug expression.

To Yan Luoxi, that expression made him look like a total pervert!

Yan Luoxi struggled with all her might!

Her four little pink paws flailed in the air!

"MEOW!!"

"MEOW!!!"

Yan Luoxi cried out loudly!

To Gu Yizhou, it looked as if she was crying, "Let me go, you big meanie!!"

But there was no way Gu Yizhou was going to listen to her.

He simply carried her towards the bathroom, still dangling by her scruff.

Yan Luoxi’s struggles were in vain.

She stared at the bathroom, which was now right in front of her.

’It’s over...’

’My sterling reputation as Yan Luoxi... ruined just like this...’

Wearing an expression of utter despair, Yan Luoxi was carried into the bathroom by Gu Yizhou.

Gu Yizhou had her by the scruff of her neck—the scruff of destiny—and no matter how much she struggled, she couldn’t break free from his grasp.

She could only watch helplessly as Gu Yizhou placed her in a basin.

That’s right!

Gu Yizhou intended to use this very basin to give her a bath.

Normally, you’re supposed to use special products to bathe a cat, but there was no time for that now.

But it’s okay!

He’d just use his own body wash for now. He’d find some time later to buy proper cat bathing supplies.

After filling the basin with water,

Gu Yizhou pushed Xiaobai the cat right into the basin.

"GASP..."

Yan Luoxi gasped inwardly.

’What the hell!’

’Gu Yizhou, you’re such an asshole!’

’Forcing me to take a bath is bad enough!’

’But you’re even making me take a cold bath?!’

Right now, Yan Luoxi wanted nothing more than to bite him to death!

’All he ever does are these monstrous things!’

"Huh?"

"Oh, the water’s cold?"

Gu Yizhou paused, slightly taken aback.

"Sorry, Xiaobai. Wait a second, I forgot to turn on the water heater."

he said, a little embarrassed.

With that, he got up and switched on the water heater, and the water slowly began to warm up.

"..."

By now, Yan Luoxi was so speechless she didn’t even know what to say.

Seeing that she’d stopped struggling, Gu Yizhou started to lather body wash onto her fur.

Yan Luoxi felt utterly hopeless.

’But what can I do?’

’I’m just a cat!’

"Xiaobai, be good now, don’t move. A bath will make you smell all nice and fresh!"

Gu Yizhou cooed, his hands never ceasing their work.

Yan Luoxi, wearing that same expression of utter despair, resigned herself to Gu Yizhou’s handling.

"Washy, washy, bath time now, for my little kitty-meow. Lather up, with soap and suds, you and I are bath-time buds..."

Gu Yizhou hummed a brainwashing jingle from his past life on Earth as he scrubbed Xiaobai into a lather.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

Hearing the childish lyrics coming from Gu Yizhou’s mouth, she was rendered utterly speechless.

’This damn man!’

’Could you be any more childish?!’

"*Drizzle and wind soak the streets at dusk / Wiping rain from my eyes, I look up with innocence...*"

Just then, Gu Yizhou’s cell phone rang in his pocket.

’Hmm?’

’What song is that?’

’How come I’ve never heard it before...?’

Of course she’d never heard it before.

This was a ringtone that Gu Yizhou had sung and recorded himself.

It was a classic Cantonese song from his past life on Earth, "I Like You."

This song was Gu Yizhou’s favorite in his past life!

Gu Yizhou wiped the foam from his hands and took out his phone from his pocket.

He glanced at the screen. It was a call from Su Qianqian.

Gu Yizhou paused for a second, then answered the phone. "Hello, Classmate Su. What’s up?"

When Yan Luoxi heard this...

’Hmm?’

’Classmate Su?’

’Isn’t that the little tramp who came over last time?’

She looked up and saw the gentle expression on Gu Yizhou’s face.

A wave of anger washed over her.

Soaking wet and covered in bubbles, she trembled with rage!

"Yizhou, are you free right now?"

From the other end of the phone came Su Qianqian’s sweet voice.

"Uh... I’m not really free right now. I’m in the middle of giving Xiaobai a bath!"

"But this little rascal keeps struggling! Honestly!"

Gu Yizhou said casually.

"What?"

"How are you washing her?"

"Are you using warm water? And special cat shampoo?"

Su Qianqian said from the other end of the line.

"Huh??"

Gu Yizhou paused, then replied, "I haven’t bought any special pet shampoo yet, but I did use warm water."

Su Qianqian: "..."

’This guy!’

’He’s so careless!’

"Well... using human body wash once in a while is fine, but you can’t use it regularly. Yizhou, you really should get some proper pet shampoo."

She thought for a moment before adding, "Also, cats are usually scared of water. You need to keep the water warm and wash her quickly. After you’re done, you have to blow-dry her fur right away, or it’ll be a real problem if she gets sick!"

"Uh..."

"Oh, I see!"

"No wonder she keeps struggling and shivering."

Gu Yizhou said, glancing down at the trembling little wildcat, Xiaobai.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

Su Qianqian: "..."

"Oh, and when you’re blow-drying her fur later, remember to wrap her in a towel. Pointing the dryer right at a cat will scare her..."

Su Qianqian reminded him.

"Oh... okay!"

Gu Yizhou nodded.

He genuinely hadn’t known any of the things Su Qianqian just mentioned.

"Since you’re giving Xiaobai a bath now, I’ll call you back later."

Su Qianqian said from the other end of the phone.

"Okay, bye-bye."

Gu Yizhou said.

With that, they both hung up.

Gu Yizhou looked down at the bubble-covered Xiaobai and gave an embarrassed smile.

"Sorry about that, the water got cold. I’ll get you some warm water right now."

"Heh heh heh..."

Gu Yizhou said with an awkward yet polite smile.

By this point, Yan Luoxi was beyond words.

’This is hopeless!’

’Stuck with such a scatterbrain!’

And so, Gu Yizhou replaced the water with warm water for the little wildcat, Xiaobai, and continued her bath.

As he began to wash her belly, Gu Yizhou froze...

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