Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!

Chapter 38: Chapter 38: Scumbag! We Are Irreconcilable!

"Meeeow~!"

Yan Luoxi cried out in alarm as she came to her senses!

"You damn man!"

"You damn pervert, you’re taking advantage of me again!!"

she cursed at Gu Yizhou.

"Oh?"

"I say a few words to you, and now you’ve got an attitude?"

"Mao Xiaobai, I’m telling you, if you dare cause trouble like this again, I’m going to give you to Uncle Li downstairs!"

"His tomcat just so happens to need a female cat to mate with!"

Gu Yizhou said coldly, a hint of anger in his voice.

"Meeow~!"

The moment she heard Gu Yizhou’s words, Yan Luoxi’s fur stood on end!

An image of that scene couldn’t help but flash through her mind...

And so, she began to struggle even more violently. She was terrified that this damn man would actually do something like that.

’If that really happens, I might as well just die!!!’

"MEOW!!"

’You damn man, you’re crazy!!’

’I’m telling you, if you dare do this, I’ll fight you to the death!’

She cursed inwardly while struggling with all her might, trying to escape Gu Yizhou’s demonic clutches.

Seeing her react so violently, Gu Yizhou could barely hold on to her.

He froze for a moment, then a headache came on.

"Mao Xiaobai, shut up!"

"If you keep squirming and screeching, I’ll take you down to Xiaohua right now!!"

Gu Yizhou said angrily.

"Meow... hic..."

Hearing this, Yan Luoxi’s heart skipped a beat, and the curses caught in her throat.

That’s right!

She chickened out!

She could tell that this damn man was genuinely angry.

To protect her innocence, she didn’t dare make another peep.

Seeing Xiaobai finally quiet down, Gu Yizhou shook his head helplessly.

He had known from the very beginning that Xiaobai could understand him, and now there was no doubt about it.

But looking at the little cat’s pitiful and wronged expression, Gu Yizhou’s heart softened again.

"Xiaobai, Daddy isn’t scolding you. It’s just that running into the room and making such a mess is wrong, you know?"

Gu Yizhou said patiently in a gentle voice.

"Meow~!"

Yan Luoxi meowed, a little indignant.

But her voice came out soft and kittenish, completely failing to convey her intended meaning.

After hearing it, Gu Yizhou found it even harder to stay angry.

He shook his head with a helpless expression and lectured her again, "Xiaobai, no more making messes. This is the last time, you hear?"

Yan Luoxi turned her head and glanced at him, her big, round, sapphire-blue eyes full of cuteness.

What else could Gu Yizhou say?

Who could possibly say no to a silly, adorable little cat?!

He gave a wry smile and said, "Alright, that settles it. Daddy’s going to clean up the room. You go play by yourself!"

With that, he put the little cat down, then turned with a look of resignation toward the bedroom to deal with the chaotic mess!

Seeing that the damn man Gu Yizhou had let her go, Yan Luoxi scurried away in a flash, as if afraid he would change his mind.

However, it wasn’t long before she was forced back into service.

The reason was simple: after making the bed, Gu Yizhou came back out and carried her into the room again.

"Xiaobai, you’re sleeping with me again tonight!" Gu Yizhou said flatly.

He was afraid she would get into trouble on her own again, so Gu Yizhou felt it was safest to keep her under his watch.

After all, if she started making trouble in the room again, he would be able to wake up and stop her in time!

"Er..."

Yan Luoxi was speechless when she heard Gu Yizhou’s words.

However!

Since she had just angered Gu Yizhou and knew she was in the wrong, she didn’t resist this time, letting him place her on the bed.

It was just that her round little face was filled with the expression of someone who had lost all will to live.

"CLICK~!"

The light in the room went out.

"Good night, Xiaobai."

After speaking, Gu Yizhou held her and fell asleep...

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The night passed without a word.

「The next morning」

The faint morning light slanted through the glass window and onto the bed.

RING RING—RING RING—

A phone alarm rang, and Gu Yizhou groggily woke from his slumber. His eyes were still a bit dazed; he clearly wasn’t fully awake yet.

He rubbed his sleepy eyes, then reached for his fully charged phone on the bedside table and turned off the alarm.

He subconsciously glanced beside him but didn’t see Xiaobai!

’That mischievous little thing probably snuck out and opened the door herself again!’ Gu Yizhou thought, shaking his head helplessly.

Speaking of Xiaobai, he suddenly recalled the dream he’d just had.

In the dream, half-awake and half-asleep, he had discovered that the little cat lying next to him had turned into a stark naked, beautiful woman.

The feeling of that warmth in his arms, the life-like sensation, was so clear in his memory that it felt as if the warmth still lingered in his palm.

Gu Yizhou shook his head to clear it.

’So perverted!’

’What am I even thinking?!’

’How could Xiaobai possibly turn into a beautiful woman?!’

’Could it be because I’ve been single for too long? Am I at the point where I think everything looks good?’

’Is my springtime finally here?’

’Why else would I have a dream like that?!’

’It’s true!’

’A young man’s body is full of vigor!’

’Sigh~’

’The troubles of youth!’

’But...’

’Could this dream be a sign of something?’

’Maybe?’

’I should try to get a girlfriend?’

’Otherwise, I can’t just go to some back alley and find one of those "female Bodhisattvas" who don’t want a house, a car, or a dowry, but only ask for 200 yuan, right?’

He lifted the covers, looked down, and saw that nothing was amiss. Only then did Gu Yizhou breathe a sigh of relief.

After all, he really didn’t want to have to wash his sheets and underwear first thing in the morning!

Gu Yizhou gave a wry smile.

He shook his head, clearing the messy thoughts from his mind and deciding not to dwell on them.

After resting for another moment,

Gu Yizhou was now fully awake. He lifted the phone in his hand and glanced at the time on the screen, seeing that it was already 7:30 in the morning.

Thinking about how he had to go back to school today, he realized it was time to get up.

...

「Meanwhile.」

"Waaah..."

"I’m really tainted this time!"

"You bastard, you stinking jerk... you took advantage of me again!"

"You damn man! I’ll never forgive you!"

Back in her own villa, Yan Luoxi muttered resentfully as she showered.

「The timeline returns to 4:30 AM.」

Yan Luoxi seemed to sense something and groggily woke from her sleep.

She habitually glanced around and found she was still lying next to Gu Yizhou.

And, as expected, she had turned back into her human form.

Just as she was about to slip away,

she suddenly discovered that Gu Yizhou’s hand was, once again, conveniently cupping her butt...

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