Chapter 86: Chapter 86: Human vs. Cat
Yan Luoxi’s eyes went wide. She stared at Gu Yizhou in utter disbelief.
The next second.
"BLECH!!!"
"You damn jerk!"
"I’m going to kill you!!!"
She snapped back to her senses, her four little pink paws struggling wildly.
After forcibly breaking free from Gu Yizhou’s demonic clutches, she shot over to the other side of the sofa, glaring at him with a face full of fury.
"Hahahaha..."
Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
Seeing Gu Yizhou’s triumphant laughter, Yan Luoxi’s fur practically stood on end!
"Meow~!"
"HISS~!!!"
A murderous glint flashed in her eyes. At that moment, she wanted nothing more than to lunge forward and bite this bastard to death!
’Damn it!’
’Farting is one thing, but to then cup it over my face!!!’
’Is this something a human being would even do?!!’
Just yesterday, this scummy jerk had pissed her off. Today, she had just started to cool down, considering he had been so considerate in giving her a massage and scratching her itches.
But now this bastard had to go and pull something like this!
’You damn jerk, you’re finished!’
’I, Yan Luoxi, swear we are now mortal enemies!’
"Alright, alright, Xiaobai. Daddy was just teasing you!"
"As the saying goes, loud farts don’t stink, and stinky farts aren’t loud. It was just a little fart, it wasn’t stinky, right!"
Gu Yizhou spouted nonsense with a perfectly straight face.
Yan Luoxi: "..."
’You f*cking...!’
"Meow~!"
Yan Luoxi couldn’t take it anymore. She lunged, charging straight for Gu Yizhou!
’You bastard, I’ll bite you to death!!’
’Only one of us is leaving this room alive!!!’
"Hey, Xiaobai, what are you doing?"
Seeing Xiaobai suddenly charge over to bite him, Gu Yizhou panicked for a moment and quickly shouted a reprimand.
But Yan Luoxi paid him no mind at all. At this moment, there was only one thought in her head: bite this damn scumbag to death!
You chase, I dodge. You pounce, I duck...
Gu Yizhou and Yan Luoxi staged a man-versus-cat war in the living room.
In an instant, the entire living room was filled with CLANGS and BANGS. It was utter chaos, a complete mess.
...
"CLICK~"
Just then, the door was opened from the outside.
Chen Dongmei appeared at the doorway, holding a large bag of groceries.
However, the human and cat in the living room were too preoccupied to notice her arrival.
Chen Dongmei stared at the man-versus-cat battle before her. For a moment, she couldn’t process it, utterly bewildered.
When she saw that the living room she had worked so hard to tidy up was now a complete mess again, her face instantly darkened.
"You brat, what do you think you’re doing?!"
The corner of her mouth twitched as she spoke through gritted teeth.
Hearing the voice, both Gu Yizhou and Yan Luoxi froze. All four eyes involuntarily turned towards the doorway.
When Gu Yizhou saw his mom’s dark expression, he knew she was angry. This was the prelude to a storm!
"Hey, Mom, this has nothing to do with me!"
"It was her! This silly little cat suddenly went crazy and tried to bite me! She’s the one who trashed the living room."
Gu Yizhou hurriedly tried to shift the blame.
Yan Luoxi: "?????"
Hearing this bastard Gu Yizhou completely shift the blame and absolve himself, she was utterly shocked!
’This guy was clearly the one bullying me, and I only got angry and tried to bite him because of it! We’re the ones who made this mess by running around, and now this scumbag is saying *I* went crazy and did it all by myself!’
Yan Luoxi felt like she was about to explode with rage!
"Meow~!"
She let out a cry and, throwing all caution to the wind, lunged at Gu Yizhou once more!
’Damn it!’
’I’m taking you down with me!’
’Only one of us is leaving here today!!!!’
"Ah~!"
"Mom, look! Xiaobai’s gone crazy!"
Gu Yizhou hastily started running again.
Chen Dongmei: "..."
Watching the chaotic scene of cat and human leaping about, Chen Dongmei felt a massive headache coming on!
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「Twenty minutes later.」
Gu Yizhou was sitting at the dining table, while Yan Luoxi was now cradled in Chen Dongmei’s arms.
Despite this, the human and cat were still locked in a standoff, glaring at each other.
"What are you looking at, you little stinker? You scratched me all up!"
Gu Yizhou said irritably, looking at the several scratch marks on his ankle.
"Hiss~!"
Yan Luoxi blew her top again at his words. She hissed at the jerk, a murderous glint flashing in her eyes once more. She felt the urge to charge over and bite the scumbag to death again!
However, she was held tightly by Chen Dongmei.
"Gu Yizhou! You shut your mouth!!"
Chen Dongmei snapped at her son, her face dark.
Gu Yizhou: "..."
"Fine, I’ll shut up. No need to yell,"
Gu Yizhou muttered, pouting unconvinced.
"Don’t make me slap you across the face!"
Chen Dongmei said in an icy tone.
"Erk..."
Seeing that his esteemed mother was angry, Gu Yizhou didn’t dare say another word and obediently shut his mouth.
Seeing this, Chen Dongmei shot him an annoyed glare but didn’t say anything more.
She could pretty much tell that this whole mess was caused by her son running his mouth.
At the same time, she was also a little surprised by how smart this little white cat was!
But she didn’t think too much of it!
"There, there, Xiaobai. We won’t stoop to this scumbag’s level!"
Chen Dongmei cooed, stroking the little white cat’s head.
Yan Luoxi glanced up at Gu Yizhou’s mom. Although she was still furious, seeing how gently she was being comforted, she thought for a moment and stopped struggling!
’She’s an elder, after all. I have to give her some face!’
Yan Luoxi fell silent. She turned her head away, refusing to look at that jerk Gu Yizhou anymore.
’I can’t help it!’
’If I look at him for one more second, I’m afraid I won’t be able to stop myself from lunging over to bite him to death!’
’In her entire life, when had she ever been wronged like this!’
"Phew..."
Seeing the human and cat had finally quieted down, Chen Dongmei let out a sigh of relief.
’But seriously, this little white cat her son is raising is really smart!’
’Especially those incredibly human-like expressions just now. It’s like she’s on the verge of becoming a spirit!’
’If she hadn’t seen it with her own eyes, she really wouldn’t have believed it!’
As for whether Xiaobai might have originally been a person, such a thought never crossed her mind.
’Come on!’
’How could that be possible!’
’The thing in my arms is clearly a cat!’
"You brat, go to the kitchen and wash the vegetables!"
Chen Dongmei said to Gu Yizhou irritably.
"Oh."
Gu Yizhou knew he was in the wrong, so how could he dare to protest?
He answered and then silently got up to go to the kitchen to wash the vegetables.
"Remember to wash those few shrimp too. We’ll boil them for Xiaobai to eat later!"
Just as Gu Yizhou was about to walk into the kitchen, Chen Dongmei’s voice came again.
?????
’Damn it, this damn cat just scratched me, and now I have to cook shrimp for her?’
"I’m talking to you, did you hear me?!"
Seeing him remain silent, Chen Dongmei spoke again.
"Oh!"
Although Gu Yizhou was very reluctant, he still answered obediently.
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