How to Bring Common Sense to Xianxia World

The melody reached its crescendo.

Dream Butterfly slowly closed her eyes. Her hand paused just above the strings, allowing their vibrations to reverberate throughout the valley. Within her imagination, a sword began to take shape.

A heaven-cleaving sword.

A sword so enormous that even a mountain could not compare.

Then...

Her fingers glided across the strings one final time.

A terrifying, high-octane melody erupted as her imagination began to materialize.

As the final note echoed throughout heaven and earth...

At that instant...

The spiritual qi of the surrounding world surged violently.

An unimaginably vast golden sword qi condensed high above the battlefield.

A colossal sword slowly descended from the heavens, gradually taking shape.

Its size rivaled that of a mountain.

Its blade radiated an overwhelming sword intent that seemed capable of splitting heaven and earth apart.

The terrifying sword qi forced Da Tian Hu to look up.

His beastly instincts screamed.

For the first time since obtaining his new bloodline...

He felt danger.

Real danger.

He wanted to flee, but the endless river of swords relentlessly assaulted him, forcing him to remain where he stood. He couldn’t move. Every sword struck from a different angle, leaving him no opportunity to escape.

Dream Butterfly looked down from the sky.

Then...

With the final strum of her instrument...

The gigantic golden sword descended from the heavens like divine judgment.

BAKOOOOOOM!

The mountain-sized sword qi pierced straight down onto Da Tian Hu, driving him violently into the earth.

The impact shook the entire valley.

The surrounding mountains trembled.

Even the defensive walls in the distance began to crack from the violent quake.

The ground split apart as countless fissures spread for miles in every direction. The colossal sword continued plunging deeper into the earth, carrying Da Tian Hu down with it.

Dust and shattered rocks erupted high into the sky.

The gigantic sword continued sinking deeper and deeper until the entire blade had disappeared beneath the ground.

Smoke and dust blanketed the battlefield while the enormous hilt remained protruding from the earth.

Even after some time had passed, the sword did not disappear.

Dream Butterfly had a feeling that the perverted tiger would not die so easily, so she chose not to disperse her technique.

She needed to buy time for her husband, after all.

Then...

Something moved beneath the ground.

The gigantic sword slowly began to rise.

Dream Butterfly immediately flew to the end of the hilt and slammed her palm against it, forcing it back down.

BOOM!

"ARRRRGGGHHH!"

The sword was driven back into the earth together with the anguished scream rising from below.

Clearly...

That perverted tiger was still alive.

Moments later, the sword began rising again.

This time, it was even faster than before.

Dream Butterfly struck the hilt once more, forcing it back down.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The one below pushed the sword upward.

The one above hammered it back down, determined not to give the one beneath even a moment to breathe.

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!"

With one final roar, Da Tian Hu gathered every ounce of his remaining strength and struck the blade.

CRACK!

The colossal sword shattered.

The broken blade quickly dissipated, for it had been nothing more than a construct formed from Dream Butterfly’s spiritual qi.

That single moment was enough.

Da Tian Hu seized the opportunity and burst free from the pit below.

With a tremendous leap, he finally escaped the massive hole.

Fresh blood slowly trickled down his chest.

A small wound, barely an inch deep, had appeared on the left side of his chest, directly above his heart.

It was the first genuine injury he had suffered since evolving.

Seeing the wound on his own body, Da Tian Hu’s expression grew solemn.

He stared at the woman floating gracefully in the sky, his eyes filled with alarm.

Just how powerful was this little girl?

He understood his own body better than anyone.

A law protected his flesh.

Yet that gigantic sword had still managed to wound him.

Even if it was only an inch-deep cut...

It had still drawn blood.

Which meant one of two things.

Either this little girl’s spiritual qi was so overwhelmingly powerful that it could slightly bend the laws protecting his body...

Or her sword carried the power of law itself.

"Little girl!" Da Tian Hu shouted. "You are very strong. Perhaps the strongest beneath the Pseudo Immortal Realm. But unfortunately, your attack could only leave a scratch on me!"

"Your cultivation is still not enough to truly injure me. And in this Lower Realm, there are no Pseudo Immortal cultivators, nor are there any Pseudo Immortal-grade weapons! Which means... no one can kill me in this Lower Realm! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Da Tian Hu threw his head back and laughed fearlessly.

Ximen Hao frowned as he watched.

If what the tiger said was true, then perhaps he would have to return to his clan and ask his father to lend him an immortal weapon from the clan’s forbidden vault so his good brother could kill this perverted tiger.

But before Ximen Hao could take out his U-Phone 2 to call his father and have the weapon delivered...

He witnessed an unbelievable scene.

Wei Chen had returned.

And in his hand, he was carrying something...

No.

It would be more accurate to say...

Someone.

Someone Ximen Hao recognized.

"Thank you for your confirmation, you pervert," Wei Chen said as he carried a man dressed in white over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

"Huh?"

Da Tian Hu was confused at first.

Then a lewd grin spread across his face.

"Who are you carrying? Don’t tell me... you want a threesome? I wouldn’t mi..."

Before Da Tian Hu could finish the word "mind," Wei Chen rushed forward and swung the man in white like a club.

BOOOOM!

Like the head of a giant morning star, the man’s head slammed directly into Da Tian Hu’s face.

The impact immediately sent him staggering backward as he instinctively clutched his head.

And he was indeed injured.

Da Tian Hu looked down at his hand.

Blood.

His head throbbed with searing pain as though he had just been struck by an indestructible weapon.

"Impossible! I’m... I’m injured!? Injured by this!? How!?"

Da Tian Hu screamed in disbelief.

The man in Wei Chen’s hand was none other than Long Ao Tian.

The domineering genius was now sleeping like a corpse.

Before coming here, Wei Chen had gritted his teeth and purchased three Immortal Knockout Drops from the redemption shop using credit.

Of course, the reason was simple.

It was far cheaper than buying an immortal weapon.

So he had used all three Immortal Knockout Drops on Long Ao Tian.

"Don’t tell me..."

"Is this man... an Immortal Realm cultivator?"

Da Tian Hu stared in utter disbelief.

His common sense had been completely overturned.

To injure him, one needed either a weapon of at least Pseudo Immortal grade...

Or an attack from a cultivator at the Pseudo Immortal Realm or above.

And yet...

This Wei Chen...

Was actually using a person?

Was this even supposed to work!?

But before he could react...

The next strike came.

BOOM!

Then another.

BAM!

POW!

Wei Chen seized the opportunity, swinging Long Ao Tian... an immortal weapon as he relentlessly battered Da Tian Hu.

Each strike added another injury.

Blood streamed down Da Tian Hu’s head.

Bones cracked.

His ribs splintered, with several piercing into his lungs.

Even the arm he had raised to defend himself against the human morning star was shattered.

"ARRRGGGHHH!"

Blood burst from Da Tian Hu’s mouth as his internal organs suffered devastating damage from the relentless barrage.

Da Tian Hu wanted to run, but two rivers of swords shot toward him and pinned him to the ground.

It was Dream Butterfly, who had arrived to assist her husband.

"Nice timing!" Wei Chen shouted gleefully before wielding Long Ao Tian. Grabbing the man’s leg like the handle of a morning star, he swung him in a wide arc to build momentum.

Seeing Long Ao Tian’s head hurtling toward him like the head of a giant morning star, Da Tian Hu let out a horrified scream.

"Nooooooo!"

SPLASH!!!

Long Ao Tian’s head crashed into Da Tian Hu’s.

Da Tian Hu’s head exploded like a melon smashed by a baseball bat. Red blood and gray matter splattered across the battlefield, ending his life instantly.

"Phew~"

Wei Chen wiped away nonexistent sweat before carefully setting down the "Immortal Weapon."

Dream Butterfly flew down to the ground to check the situation.

She turned toward Long Ao Tian, who now had green and blue bumps of various sizes all over his head. There was even blood and gray matter from the perverted tiger splattered across his face, with some of it having entered his mouth.

Then...

The sky darkened.

Sparks of lightning began to gather overhead.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The Laws of Heaven and Earth punished the sleeping Long Ao Tian with several lightning strikes before forcibly evicting him from the Lower Realm.

Long Ao Tian’s body slowly began to fade as the light of ascension descended upon him, carrying him into the Immortal Realm.

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