I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband
I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband
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SUMMARY
Death by overwork? Check.
Isekai’d into a glittery kingdom called Aelthryndivoryssalindria, yes, that's the name but I call it Aelthryn, because who has time for that? Double check.
All I wanted was a soft life filled with pastries, naps, and no husband. But five years into my new life as Princess Elyndravyssorathielindria Sylvarindelthys—Elyn, please, God knows why the names are so difficult to pronounce—my father demands I marry.
But explain to me why all the potential suitors look like they were picked up from the fucking gutter? I kid you not. one of them literally suggested teaching me to ride a horse and guess who found out he could not ride one at all and at the end of the day cried begging for his mother...me.
And that's just one. There's also the fact that I don't want to even get married. So in a panic, after scaring my suitors away, I tell my father I'm in love with Zorathys Vaelkyrion.
What I didn't plan for was the fact that Zorathys is real, he’s at our annual ball, and he’s calling me his lover to settle Dad’s debts.
Now I’m stuck in the Underworld, managing Hell’s paperwork, babysitting demon nobles, and dodging a giant snake with a sweet tooth.
Oh, and Zor? A lazy, body-pillow-hugging tease who makes my heart race. Worse, every escape portal dumps me in his bedroom, and he’s not so bad.
But when I stumble into a plot to overthrow him, my soft-life dreams might cost me everything—unless I fight for the husband I never wanted. Send help please, I just wanted a soft life and not a demon husband..
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“...you can't marry my daughter,” my father said to the demon king and I nodded. “...she...she's gay. Yes,” he said with a nod like that was the most reasonable explanation ever. “She's into girls.”
I was shocked and stared at him then back at the demon king who paused. Maybe this could work after all. I nodded too, supporting my father's words.
The demon king smiled then. “What good taste you have, there's a reason why we belong to each other after all. I'm into women too.”
What?
6 Latest Chapters
- Chapter 347: The Golem That Shouldn’t Have Existed
- Chapter 346: The Cave Officially Belonged to the Children
- Chapter 345: The Greatest Golem Maker Was Definitely Not a Prison Manager
- Chapter 344: The Faceless Golem Master
- Chapter 343: The Golem Maker’s Workshop
- Chapter 342: The Golem Maker Who Carried a Prison
Chapter List
- Chapter 121: Sweet Trails and Silent Shadows
- Chapter 122: Feathers, Fabric, and Fault Lines
- Chapter 123: Where Shadows Choose to Sleep
- Chapter 124: When the King Wakes
- Chapter 125: A Syrenthis Demon Aiming For Therion Who Thinks Elyn Is Weak
- Chapter 126: Rin’s Lessons In Seducing Naviel (A Lesson For A Very Attentive Vaelory) I
- Chapter 127: Rin’s Lessons in Seducing Naviel (A Lesson for a Very Attentive Vaelory) II
- Chapter 128: Rin’s Lessons in Seducing Naviel (A Lesson for a Very Attentive Vaelory) III
- Chapter 129: The Enchanted Machine That Refused to Obey (And the Two Idiots Who Tried Anyway)
- Chapter 130: Of Fox Tails, Loose Tongues, and a Sewing Machine That Finally Behaved
- Chapter 131: Of Heels, Hunger, and the Moment the Castle Held Its Breath
- Chapter 132: When the King Returned and the Castle Forgot How to Breathe
- Chapter 133: Jewels, Heels, and Other Dangerous Decisions
- Chapter 134: Five Minutes and a Thousand Bad Ideas
- Chapter 135: ’My Wife Will Be Presiding Over This Case’
- Chapter 136: The Duke Of The Beast Demons Was Aware All Along
- Chapter 137: A Toast to the Truth
- Chapter 138: Kaelthar Has No Idea Truth Serums Work on Him
- Chapter 139: The Realm Rejoices
- Chapter 140: Of Forks, Knives, and Other Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Chapter 141: The Gargoyles, the Board, and the King Who Begged
- Chapter 142: Apparently, There’s Nothing Like Carpenters in the Demon Realm
- Chapter 143: The Board That Thinks for Itself
- Chapter 144: The Board With an Identity Crisis
- Chapter 145: The Date I Was Never Told About
- Chapter 146: The Invitation That Survived Velistrae
- Chapter 147: Perfume, Protocol, And A Visit To The Queen
- Chapter 148: Five Counts, No Rhythm, and Public Humiliation
- Chapter 149: A Child with Wings and Opinions
- Chapter 150: Flop-Flips, Nuisances, and Dance Lessons
- Chapter 151: Fear, Respect, and an Audience
- Chapter 152: Five Counts, Broken Promises, and a King Who Couldn’t Behave
- Chapter 153: Everyone Is a Dance Instructor (Unfortunately)
- Chapter 154: Falling in Love (Again, Apparently)
- Chapter 155: Lessons, Lies, and a Reluctant King Who Taught His Future Bride To Dance
- Chapter 156: Of Shadows, Sweetness, and Learning to Let Go
- Chapter 157: Apparently, Zorathys Has ’Always Cared About His Subjects’
- Chapter 158: The Date Nobody Set (Apparently), Naviel And Zorathys Are Not Really Good At Pretnding
- Chapter 159: Sleep, Lies, and the King’s Greatest Threat
- Chapter 160: The Scapegoat Who Wasn’t Asleep
