[WHO ELSE I AM WHAT YOU JUST WISHED FOR! SO STOP BEING DENSE AND ACCEPT IT ALREADY]
The system’s voice was sharp with annoyance, piercing enough to cut straight through his skull.
"Stop shouting! I accept."
Kyle didn’t fully understand what he was accepting, but right then all he cared about was making the noise stop.
[Congratulations. System bound successfully.]
The moment the system finished binding to him, every last bit of noise vanished. Quiet settled over him like a blanket.
"What the hell just happened?!"
There weren’t enough words to capture the storm of emotions crashing through Kyle in that instant. Confusion, happiness, bewilderment, and pure shock all hit him at once. He couldn’t make sense of any of it, yet he knew he had just experienced something that belonged only in fiction.
[Nothing complicated. You wished for money, women, and pleasure. I am the manifestation of that wish. I’m what you humans call a system.]
The voice was robotic, yet it carried the cadence of natural human speech.
"Is this real?" The question slipped out before he could stop it. Everything had unfolded so fast that his mind simply refused to process it.
[Yes. More real than your dreams of having Alia as your girlfriend.]
That one struck a nerve. Alia was the girl Kyle had always watched from afar, the crush he had never managed to get close to.
[But hey, you’ve got me now. Maybe you can finally crack her this time.]
"What? System... but how? These things only exist in fiction. How can something like this exist in real life?" Kyle still couldn’t believe it.
[How do you know you aren’t fiction yourself?] the system asked.
"Because I exist. I’m bound by the laws of nature and the laws of science!" Kyle shot back.
[You humans are so narrow-minded. You don’t even fully understand your own planet, yet you claim to know the laws of the universe. Truly arrogant.]
The argument had suddenly veered into scientific and philosophical territory, and Kyle found he had no real counter. The system was right—humanity still hadn’t mapped every law of its own world. Claiming to understand the universe was absurd.
[Also, I don’t want to waste any more time, so tell me. From your memories I can see you already know the concept of systems from the comics and books you’ve read. If you still have doubts, ask your questions. Otherwise I’ll skip straight to the main topic.] Even through the robotic tone, the system somehow managed to sound tired of answering stupid questions.
"I know about systems. Just explain the important stuff and let’s get to the point. I want to know if you’re actually useful or not. Since you can read my memories, you already know my situation." Kyle finally pulled himself together. Ridiculous and unbelievable as the whole thing was, it felt far too real to be fake, and he was certain he hadn’t just died at random. Whatever was happening had to be real.
[Good. Finally we’re talking logic. As you must have read, the name of your system is the ’Interdimensional Pornstar System.’ The name is pretty much self-explanatory.]
Kyle nodded. "Pornstar system? What am I supposed to do? Fuck bitches and make videos? How the fuck am I supposed to get what I want from that? And what do you mean interdimensional? Do I go around other planets, cumdump bitches there, and upload the vids online? How the fuck is any of that supposed to help me achieve my dreams?"
[Bingo. You’ve got the basic idea. You record porn and upload it—that’s the core. But you’re forgetting one important part: I’m a system. There are rewards for everything, plus missions and quests that come with their own rewards. If you’re worried about your simple dreams of money, women, and pleasure, you’ll achieve them soon enough. You’ve also forgotten the bigger picture. Your main quest is to become the most famous, strongest, and most sought-after pornstar in the world. Think bigger. That’s your end mission—the entire purpose of the system. Also, you can’t travel to other worlds just yet. You’ll need to level up first.]
The explanation made sense. He had been forgetting that it was a system, and system rewards were never ordinary. Even so, a quiet doubt still lingered that he might simply be hallucinating.
"What if I don’t want to?" Kyle asked, thinking about the penalty for failure. Even though he wanted to achieve his dreams, his real plan had always been to live a sustainable, normal life in the end.
[Oh, host... did you actually read the information carefully, or not? There is no penalty for simple failure. There is only punishment—and that punishment is permanent erasure from every reality possible.]
"The fuck?! Permanent erasure?! Are you stupid?!" Kyle panicked instantly. He couldn’t fully grasp the concept of erasure, but he knew it was worse than dying.
"Aren’t you supposed to help me? What the fuck are you doing with a failure punishment like that?" he added.
[Oh my dear host, don’t worry too much. You’ve got your whole life to complete the end quest. The only deadline is your death. That simply means if you were immortal, there would be no sense of failure or even of the quest itself, because it would never expire.]
"But humans aren’t immortal. Even under optimal conditions, our maximum lifespan is around 100 years, and these days, very few people live past 90."
[Ahh, man, come on. Stop worrying about things like that. You’ve got a system now, all right? So why don’t you stop stressing already? Just get ready to experience the life you’ve always admired.]
[Also, remember that you’re no longer an ordinary human. You exist beyond the limits of normal humanity and beyond what ordinary humans can even comprehend.]
"Alright then... tell me what’s the next step."
Kyle was still hesitant, but he realized there wasn’t much choice left except to believe the words of the system now bound to him.
[Perfect! Now we are talking. Let’s get working.]
[Initializing full body and stats check on host’s body.]
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