Invincible Snake Emperor

Chapter 632: Chapter 602: The Old Geezer’s Declaration of War

"Don’t you want me in your bed?" the exquisite little snake spoke, his words utterly unrestrained.

"You... you... get off!" Su Rushi exclaimed, wishing she could dig a hole and hide. ’What kind of outrageous things is he saying?’

Tu Xiao’an looked bewildered. ’Did I say something wrong? I was just going with the flow, I didn’t mean anything by it. Hehe...’

After a long silence, Su Rushi calmed down, mustered her courage, and said, "Xiaoleng, you should really get off the bed. If my grandfather finds out, you’re toast."

The little snake before her might look harmless and docile now, but he was a Great Demon capable of Transformation, a fact her grandfather was well aware of.

"It’s fine. Your grandfather already knows I’m here. I have his permission."

"Ah..." Su Rushi’s cherry-like lips fell open. A peculiar light, a mixture of shock and delight, flickered in her eyes. ’Grandpa agreed?’

She wasn’t even sure what he had agreed to. All she knew was that Xiaoleng was a Demon, and her grandfather disliked Demons.

"It’s still early, little lady. Let’s sleep a little longer," Tu Xiao’an said, blinking his Snake Gaze.

Su Rushi’s thoughts were a jumble. She was about to nod subconsciously; after all, she used to love it when this little snake slept beside her.

Whenever he was there, she always slept so soundly.

But... Su Rushi suddenly snapped back to her senses and quickly shook her head. An inexplicable sense of shame made her blush even harder, bringing her to the verge of tears.

"No, no! Xiaoleng, you can’t sleep with me anymore!"

"But why?" Tu Xiao’an, in his exquisite snake form, feigned ignorance.

Su Rushi was frantic. ’Does he really need me to spell it out for him? So annoying...!’

’Haha, teasing this naive, thin-skinned girl so early in the morning really is fun.’

BANG!

Suddenly, the door to the room burst open. The white-haired Vice Dean charged in like a tiger descending a mountain, rushing straight to the bedside.

"Grandpa..." Su Rushi cried out in surprise, completely at a loss. She was suddenly struck with the humiliating feeling of being caught in the act.

The Vice Dean glanced at his granddaughter. Seeing her indescribably rosy complexion, he immediately relaxed. Then, he locked his gaze onto the little snake lying beside her.

"Mornin’, old-timer."

In an instant... WHOOSH!

Without a word, the Vice Dean moved like lightning, snatching the exquisite little snake by the tail. In a flash, he hurled it out the window, where it became a brilliant, streaking meteor.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKING GEEZER! TOSSING ME ASIDE AGAIN NOW THAT YOU’RE DONE WITH ME!"

The words seemed to echo from the distant horizon.

Su Rushi was stunned. She covered her cherry-like lips, completely dazed. ’Didn’t Xiaoleng say he had Grandpa’s permission???’

"Time for breakfast, my dear granddaughter." Having thrown the snake, the Vice Dean acted as if nothing had happened. He gave his stunned granddaughter a kind smile, then turned and left with his hands clasped behind his back.

When he reached the doorway, he saw Azure Owl, the transformed Immortal Spirit Peacock, standing there with her jaw dropped. She stared at the Vice Dean and asked, "Old-timer, was that my scoundrel of a master you just threw?"

’Huh? When did that scoundrel master of mine get here? And he didn’t even say hello.’

"What of it? You got a problem with that?" the Vice Dean demanded, his beard bristling as he glared.

He had stood guard outside the door the entire night. His precious granddaughter, alone in a room with a Snake Demon... The thought had him on pins and needles, like an ant on a hot griddle.

But he couldn’t just barge in, for fear of interrupting the Snake Demon’s progress in treating his granddaughter. So, he had no choice but to play watchdog outside the entire night.

Yet when dawn broke, the Vice Dean saw no sign of that snake obediently coming out on its own. It infuriated him.

’Doesn’t that snake have any self-awareness at all?’

"No problem, no problem at all!" Startled by the old man’s glare, Azure Owl said sheepishly, "I just didn’t get a clear look. Could you maybe throw him again so I can see?"

This Immortal Spirit Peacock loved nothing more than seeing her master get his butt kicked.

It was more exciting than a once-in-a-century opera, mainly because such opportunities were so rare.

At these words, the Vice Dean’s opinion of the Immortal Spirit Peacock improved dramatically. He gave her a gratified look. "You should come down for breakfast, too."

"Excellent! This Peacock loves breakfast."

「Half an hour later.」

A table was laden with all sorts of breakfast foods. The Vice Dean, Su Rushi, and the transformed Immortal Spirit Peacock were all seated.

And there, perched on the breakfast table, was an exquisite little snake who had flown back from goodness-knows-where. He held his head high and spoke in a furious tone, "You rotten old geezer, this Snake King has put up with you for long enough! Don’t push it!"

Tu Xiao’an had been thrown out so humiliatingly. What was most infuriating was that he’d been tossed clear outside the borders of Wencheng City. It was obvious that while the old man’s throw had looked casual, he had actually used every ounce of his strength.

He’d been thrown at least several hundred kilometers.

It hadn’t been easy to fly back. How could Tu Xiao’an possibly swallow such an insult?

If Su Rushi hadn’t been there, he would have flown into a rage right then and there.

"Don’t you play the victim here, kid," the Vice Dean snorted. "You got what you wanted."

’The fuck? Am I the one playing the victim here, or are you the one tossing me aside after I’ve served my purpose?’

If this old man weren’t Su Rushi’s grandfather, Tu Xiao’an would have thrashed him in a matter of minutes.

"Master, you looked pretty cool when you got thrown out just now," Azure Owl said with a giggle, popping a soup dumpling into her mouth.

The proud little snake turned to Azure Owl. "You useless thing! Your master gets bullied, and not only do you not fight this old geezer to the death, you have the nerve to sit here eating breakfast? I’ve raised you for nothing!"

"Master, if this old geezer can throw *you* out, how could *I* possibly beat him?" Azure Owl said, finding the perfect excuse for herself.

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