Livestream Matchmaking: My Intel Infinitely Refreshes

Chapter 24: Chapter 24: Warning the Sisters

"Deceive? What do you mean?"

"Host, can you please explain what you mean by ’deceive’? I’m going on proper blind dates. How is that deception?"

The woman’s tone was a bit anxious.

She had originally thought Zhang Zhe could help her find her other half, but the more she listened, the more something felt off.

What was he getting at?

Finding a male version of herself?

She knew perfectly well what kind of person she was.

Finding a carbon copy of herself in a man? She would never be able to stand that. Wouldn’t that just be a total disaster?

"Host, be objective. With my qualifications, isn’t it easy to find someone in the public sector who meets my requirements?"

[The guys in the public sector are in luck today!]

[I’m a programmer. Thanks to the host for helping me dodge this bullet.]

[The men in this stream are fantasizing again. Do you have a family fortune of ten million? What makes you think you can marry this sister?]

[Even if I were ten million in debt, I wouldn’t go for a woman like this. She’s bad news.]

"Your requirements are anything but simple." Zhang Zhe shook his head. "You’ll basically have to rely on deception."

"I know you’re anxious, but just calm down. Let me ask you a question first:

When you go on these dates, do you tell the other person that you’ve had numerous past relationships with the intention of just having fun?"

"And that your purpose for dating back then was simply due to animal instinct?"

"Of course not!" the woman said, full of self-righteousness. "My relationship history is my private pre-marital information. Why should I have to tell them?"

"Not only will I not tell them, but if they ask, I’ll refuse to answer."

"If a man judges me because of my relationship history, I’ll just think he’s low-class and not good enough for me."

[The sister is right!]

[Yeah, that makes sense.]

[Holy crap, this fat hag. I really want to smack her with a slipper.]

[Is this stream full of gals? If there are any guys here, watch out for this red flag.]

"Cut the crap," Zhang Zhe said with a look of disgust. "A normal man would be understanding of a partner’s past relationships. But your kind of short-term flings are basically the same as hiring a gigolo. That’s a bullshit relationship."

"In essence, it’s the same as a man who’s into casual hookups."

"Could you accept a date who was addicted to hooking up?"

"No." The woman was surprisingly honest on this point. "I am a hypocrite. It’s human nature to have double standards."

"I don’t care if you have double standards or not. My point is, if your date comes from a similar family background, then unless he’s a male version of you, he would absolutely never accept your chaotic pre-marital history."

"If you want him to accept it, your only options are to hide it or to lie about it."

"Understand?"

"I do, but..."

"Don’t ’but’ me yet. I have a second question." Zhang Zhe changed the subject. "When you go on dates, do you honestly tell them about your physical condition?"

"Huh?" The woman was a bit confused. "There’s nothing wrong with my health, is there?"

"Impossible," Zhang Zhe said with a faint smile.

"At your height, 220 pounds is considered severely obese. Insulin resistance, polycystic ovary syndrome, fatty liver, high uric acid, high blood pressure, high cholesterol... you must have at least one or two of these, right?"

Zhang Zhe only mentioned one or two.

But in reality, his intel showed she had all of them.

The only thing she was missing was Type 2 diabetes to complete the entire collection of common diseases for obese patients.

And the reason for her obesity was simply that she "couldn’t control her mouth and couldn’t move her legs." To put it plainly, she was lazy and gluttonous.

Losing weight was exceptionally difficult for someone like her, unless she did what some celebrities do now: use "enhancements" and rely on medication.

"Obesity brings all sorts of diseases for both men and women."

"No matter how loudly you shout slogans like ’Don’t body shame,’ ’Reject body-image humiliation,’ or ’Resist the ’pale, young, and thin’ beauty standard,’ you won’t get a single disease less than you’re due."

Zhang Zhe didn’t mention that for a woman’s marriage prospects, obesity posed a major threat: PCOS, a disease that can lead to acquired infertility.

It didn’t matter as much if you were single, but for marriage, it had a huge impact.

Zhang Zhe had been about to bring it up, but the woman interrupted him and retorted:

"You’re the one with those diseases!"

"I’m healthy, very healthy! There’s nothing wrong with me at all. Don’t you jinx me!"

[The host’s good intentions are being treated like dirt.]

[Say no more, she definitely has a fatty liver. If a 220-pound person doesn’t have a fatty liver, I’ll eat something live on stream.]

[Sister, don’t believe him. These men are just trying to PUA you.]

[Being overweight really isn’t healthy. I’m a girl too, just speaking from the heart.]

"Alright, whatever you say." Zhang Zhe waved his hand dismissively.

He wasn’t here to give her a health consultation anyway. It didn’t matter how stubborn she was.

"Let me just remind the viewers in the stream who are looking to date: if you meet someone who was obese and then lost a ton of weight very quickly, you must consider the health issues."

"Gaining weight is easy, but truly losing it is hard."

"This is especially true the older you get. An overweight girl in her 20s could be seen as having potential, but an overweight woman in her 40s is basically just a future hospital patient in waiting."

"You don’t want to get married and then a few years later, your partner has this disease and that disease, needing a couple of insulin shots for no reason, do you?"

This comment was probably a bit offensive. The woman on the other end of the video call was jumping up and down in anger. "Host, what is your problem?"

"Is my being fat any of your business?"

"Why are you constantly targeting me?"

"Huh?" Zhang Zhe looked shocked. "I’m your blind date right now."

"Everything I just said is what a normal person would think."

"A normal person wouldn’t say so much," the woman said angrily. "You’re clearly targeting me because I’m fat!"

"That... is really not it."

"You can’t possibly expect to meet a fool on a blind date who, given that you’re an older, single woman, doesn’t care about your relationship history or your physical health, and will marry you just because your family’s wealth matches his, right?"

"If you really met a man like that, would you dare to marry him?"

[Give me this woman’s contact info. I’ll sell her health supplements when she gets old.]

[If you really meet someone who doesn’t care about anything, you’ll be in for a world of hurt.]

[Even if she meets someone who cares about these things, it’s useless. This woman will definitely not tell the truth.]

"I... I..." The woman stammered, but couldn’t manage to say what came next.

There were some things that even she wouldn’t believe if she said them out loud.

It was already obvious:

If she wanted to find a reliable man to marry, she would have to lie, unless she lost weight.

Otherwise, in the dating market, no decent man would give her a second look.

"Alright, let’s end our date here for now."

Zhang Zhe decided to end this farce himself. He should have just kicked her off the moment she said she was "220 pounds and still loves to play around."

He had let her stay a little longer for the sake of the viewers, who were enjoying the show.

...

After the woman left the call, the "sisters" in their support group exchanged their thoughts on the livestream:

"Sister Qinghe (the woman from the stream just now), I don’t think it matters whether you get married or not, but your health is really important. That matchmaking host sees a lot of people; he might have actually noticed a real problem."

"Do people actually believe this host? Don’t make me laugh!"

"With Sister Qinghe’s great qualifications, as long as she’s willing to settle down, she can find a man easily, okay?"

"This kind of male matchmaking host only ever puts women down. No one who calls in gets a single good word from him."

"I think we should post on Xiaohongshu and warn everyone to avoid this host. He’s clearly taking the guys’ side."

"Looks like another sister is on the call!"

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