My Taboo Academy

"Well...thank you for not throwing me..."

"Thanks to you, I had quite an experience too."

"Ahh haaa...!!"

Aria’s cheeks flushed red.

"Hurry up and bring me some clothes! You pervert!"

"Is this how you talk to someone who has been helping you?"

"Well, you are a pervert! You never miss a chance to turn a woman into a Fleshlight!"

’...Maybe I should have just turned her into a Fleshlight earlier.’

I feel like I missed the opportunity to try it on someone, pretending it was a mistake.

"If you bring me new clothes... I’ll pretend none of this ever happened."

"Alright. Fine "

I wouldn’t turn my lifelong benefactor into a sex toy.

I found some spare clothes in Aria’s bag. There’s also quite a lot of underwear in here

It seems she was prepared for mishaps like today’s while in the dungeon.

"Should I bring your underwear too?"

"Uh, yes."

Aria, hiding behind a tree, peeked her head out and said.

"You can’t look."

"I won’t. I wouldn’t dare."

The sound of fabric brushing against each other is driving me insane.

"I’m sorry I yelled at you."

Thinking about her wearing the sky-blue panties I chose under that dress makes me feel like I’m about to get an erection.

I’m lucky that I already had one.

"Trust me and follow me, right?"

"..."

Aria, who angrily chirped ’pervert, pervert!’ like an irritated girl, was adorable,

but her being at a loss for words like she is now was also endearing.

"Hmm."

"Did you mean that you were going to pounce on me?"

"What are you talking about! I didn’t come to the dungeon with that intention! How could you think that of me..."

Aria muttered as if she had been struck by a sudden realization.

"Usually, this is what a man says to a woman..."

"I’m glad I came with you today."

"Well, well... I thought it was fortunate that Ren showed me this side of him too..."

"If it had been another guy, I would have thrown him off."

"..."

Aria glared at him.

"For someone with an erection... you talk a lot."

"...Isn’t this a physiological reaction?"

"Is it normal to still be hard after just a hug? Huh? You kept imagining me naked while I was changing, didn’t you?"

"..."

He was desperately trying to lighten the mood with jokes.

But due to Aria’s jab about his erection, he couldn’t even manage that.

"Well, what happens if you don’t answer there! The atmosphere becomes strange."

"Is this the end of the dungeon?" trying to change the topic.

However, Aria played along.

"Uh, yes! It’ll be demolished soon. Now, let’s get paid."

[Party leader requests a transaction]

[50 coins have been distributed]

"Oh, I’ve made money."

"I added in some of the things I’m thankful for today as well..."

Today’s meal cost 5 coins, right?

Meaning I can pay Elle back right away.

"Thank you."

"How about it? Did you find any clues for your talent growth?"

"...Hmm."

I took a look at the spot where the Fleshlight was.

This time, with Aria.

"What is this...? A Fleshlight?"

"I turned the expelled Goblin personality into a Fleshlight."

"Ugh...!"

It’s understandable to feel like vomiting.

"Stay away for a while."

"Don’t touch it. Your hands might get contaminated..."

Aria genuinely seemed to think that my hands might get contaminated.

But I need to find out.

This is my power.

[Ordinary Goblin Fleshlight]

[Rarity D]

[Tightness C, Durability D, Warmth D, Responsiveness D] [Personality remains intact (100%)]

’Ordinary Goblin Fleshlight’...

I grasp it in my hand, now transformed like a collectible item.

"Fleshlight inventory, open."

Aria watches my actions closely.

Curiously.

"An inventory for Fleshlights...?"

"Seems like it."

[Goblin Fleshlight successfully collected]

[Strength +2]

[Agility +2]

[Cunning +2]

[Stamina +2]

’Huh?’

I merely collected it, yet my stats have increased?

Perhaps it holds some value after all. Intrigued, I inspected another Fleshlight.

[Goblin Fleshlight (Masterpiece)]

[Rarity D]

[Tightness C, Durability C, Warmth D, Responsiveness D] [Personality remains intact (100%)]

Ahh...

So, different goblin essence give different quality of Fleshlighs even if they might look the same.

Fascinating.

When I grasped the Goblin Fleshlight, Aria let out a small gasp.

"Don’t fiddle with things like that..."

"How much do you think this will increase our stats?"

Collecting them is said to boost our abilities.

Upon hearing this, Aria’s eyes suddenly sparkled with excitement.

"Really?! Can I try putting it in my inventory?"

It seemed odd that she, who had previously recoiled at the mere thought of getting close to such an item, was now so intrigued.

It must be the allure of the rumored benefits...

"Go ahead. Just once."

As a test, I hand her the...

She snatched it from my hands before I could even give it to her.

Aria, holding the Fleshlight in both hands, attempts to store it in her inventory, but soon wears a disappointed expression.

"...It doesn’t work for me."

"Seems like it’s a privilege reserved for Fleshlight collectors."

"That’s absurd! A scam! I’ve never heard of collectors who can raise their stats like that."

"Heh."

[Goblin Fleshlight (Masterpiece) collected]

[Strength +1]

While not as significant as the initial reward, it’s still a considerable increase.

"Ren, look at this Fleshlight too."

Now, Aria is even more enthusiastic.

"Is it truly that amazing?"

"You mean to say? It’s extraordinary! I’ve heard that SS-rank hunters have to pour hundreds of millions of coins just to increase a single stat!"

...So, in this world, you buy stats with coins.

The ’coin’ seems to be an incredibly important currency here.

No wonder Aria’s eyes widened in amazement.

Picking it up...

[Goblin Fleshlight (Masterpiece)]

[Tightness C+ Durability C+ Warmth C Reaction C] [Personality remains intact (100%)]

Upon collecting...

[You have collected the Goblin Fleshlight (Masterpiece)]

[Agility +3]

[Stamina +2]

[You have achieved the Goblin Fleshlight Conqueror Achievement]

[Title – Goblin Fleshlight Collector acquired]

[All stats +1]

[Skill「Yaksha Assault」acquired]

[Collection bonus achieved!]

’Something has increased quite significantly.’

I check the status window.

Ren Asahi

Lv 1

Strength『10』(+4)

Agility『10』(+6)

Stamina『10』(+5)

Skill『10』(+3)

(Hidden) Charm『999』

Talent

『Fleshlight Collector』

Skills

『Insight』

『Become a Fleshlight!!』Transforms the target’s personality or body into a Fleshlight. It remains this way forever unless the effect is undone.

『Fleshlight Touch』Increases the Fleshlight’s happiness with a gentle touch.

『Fleshlight Inventory』A sub-inventory capable of storing an infinite number of Fleshlights. Cleanliness is maintained automatically, and the holes are always kept at the proper temperature.

『Fleshlight Aptitude Appraisal』Determines the target’s aptitude for Fleshlights.

Powers

『Lucky Pervert』

『Soul Excretion』

『Bloodline Allure』

『Divine Guard』

『Holy Body』

『Undying Will』

Achievements

『Goblin Fleshlight Conqueror』Collected all Goblin Fleshlights.

’It was not reflected in the overall evaluation, and the level remains the same.’

However...

It is clearly visible that it is attached in the form of additional stats.

In fact, after receiving the collection bonus, I could feel my body overflowing with strength.

At this point, could I hold Aria while taking on dozens of goblins?

’Yaksha Assault. Can I take this out and use it?’

[Would you like to learn Yaksha Assault?]

[Learn Yaksha Assault]

[Yaksha Assault]

[Grade B attack skill]

[Power C, Range D, Speed Correction +2]

[A skill that symbolizes the bold beast-like nature of striking with full force, such as goblins and orcs. The higher the user’s power, the stronger it becomes.]

Indeed.

It seems that the skills learned as a collection bonus can be taken out and used, or put away when not needed.

"What do you think?"

"My talent is more of a hunter’s aptitude than I thought."

"Look at that!"

Aria smiled radiantly, delighted as if it were her own accomplishment.

"What did I tell you? Didn’t I say there’s no such thing as a useless talent?"

"...Thank you."

I want to kiss her.

There’s no one watching, so wouldn’t it be okay to just do it?

As I was tormented by such temptation, I could see the dungeon slowly being dismantled from the outside.

[Dungeon Cleared]

[Contribution 94.33% MVP Aria Reed]

[Others – Ren Asahi]

"Others, huh? That’s a bit harsh..."

"Did you think you could catch a Grade B hunter from the start?"

"Just you wait and see."

"Ah! Let’s take a commemorative photo."

While the dungeon is being dismantled, Aria takes out her smartphone. She moves closer to me, lifting her phone high as if to take a selfie.

*Click.*

"Ren, aren’t you taking a photo? It’s the only chance to get a picture while the dungeon is being dismantled."

"..."

So, it seems now is the perfect time to take photos for social media.

"Alright, me too."

I usually avoid using social media, but if it means capturing a commemorative moment, why not? What would be some good tags?

#FirstDungeonClearCelebration #FleshlightCollector

#DontIgnore #GoblinFleshlight

With those thoughts in mind, I took a photo alongside Aria as she made a peace sign with her fingers.

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