My Taboo Academy

A panel activated, revealing a calendar that looked suspiciously like a mobile-game attendance board.

"What is this?"

"’You did a golden star stamps. Do kids these days not know about them?"

I flinched.

Something about the tone felt familiar...

Liliana reached over my shoulder and pressed a stamp onto today’s date.

The mark that appeared read:

"Ren Asahi – You did a great job"

...That was not what I expected.

"...Heh."

Liliana actually chuckled.

Does she enjoy tormenting me this much?

"By the way, the stamp can’t be duplicated. And don’t even think about trying to steal it for personal use."

"I wasn’t going to..."

How humiliating.

Bring back the serious atmosphere from earlier when she was talking about restraining dangerous abilities! I’d rather be in actual handcuffs growling about injustice!

Men die for that kind of dramatic romance!

Not... "golden star" stamps!!

"Since that was just a demonstration, I’ll erase the first one. Ren Asahi."

"..."

The little chibi version of Liliana on the stamp disappeared.

"Collect stamps consistently for three weeks. You can gather them all at once if you want. In the end, whether you receive one is entirely up to my judgment."

"So my entire academy life now depends on the Student Council President’s mood."

What have I gotten myself into...

"Keep talking back and you might just become an S-rank hero."

...Maybe running away from the academy really had been the smarter option.

Liliana stepped out of the Chairman’s office looking unusually pleased with herself.

"You’re my first real protégé, Ren. I’m going to remake you from the ground up."

"...So what am I supposed to do right now? I’ve already missed half the morning classes."

At this point the smartest move was just to obey the Student Council President and work like a dog until the whole thing blew over.

"Go to class. I’ve already spoken to the instructor. You’ll be joining the first-years for today."

The first-years?

"You’re required to participate in the dungeon exploration period, Ren. Especially as a D-rank. No faking sick to get out of it."

’Dungeon class, huh...’

Apparently my academy life wasn’t over after all. The conditions were surprisingly light.

"I’ll contact you this afternoon. When I call, you drop whatever you’re doing and come immediately."

"Yes, President."

"Here’s my number."

Oh.

I had just received the Student Council President’s personal contact. That could be useful later.

"Private messages are forbidden. Don’t text me first under any circumstances."

"..."

And just like that the hope died.

Liliana walked away with her usual confident stride, leaving me alone with a flood of system windows.

[Fleshlight Aptitude Assessment]

[Liliana]

[Conquest Difficulty – None (S-rank Strike)] [Fleshlight Aptitude: SS+]

[Underwear – blue g-string, nipple patches (no bra)]

[Fleshlight Traits ★ – An outrageously round, lascivious ass that borders on unfair. Narrow waist, specialized for cowgirl.]

[Student Council President of Veyron Academy and concurrent Head of the Villain Correction Department. One of the well-known S-class heroes under the alias "White Demon."]

’Blue g-string...’

My eyes automatically dropped to her retreating backside.

Probably because regular underwear would dig in while riding...

[Fleshlight Acquisition Quest]

[Grab the arrogant Student Council President’s perfect ass and enjoy some filthy lovemaking]

[Try "Fellatio Anywhere"! Witness the President’s incredible blowjob performance!]

The moment the appraisal finished, the system started spamming lewd quests like aggressive pop-up ads. Mira’s Fleshlight promotion campaign had clearly begun.

"How dare she!"

*Pop!*

The tiny blonde goddess appeared beside me, glaring at Liliana’s back.

*Zing!*

"Interfering with Ren’s academy life?! Let’s grab that haughty ass right now and teach her a lesson with some proper perverted sex!"

"...Do I look like a walking sex-crime machine to you?"

"You’ve already crossed so many lines! Isn’t it time you just let loose?"

"And the reason for this particular situation is...?"

"Because she’s arrogant!"

Mira puffed out her chest with absolute confidence.

"...So your solution to arrogance is ’grab her ass, force yourself on her, and educate her with sex’?"

"Exactly! Activate Lucky Pervert"

"I’m not doing it."

Even setting aside whether Liliana was actually arrogant, the leap from "haughty personality" to "therefore rape" was insane.

"Uh... aren’t we supposed to teach about proper vaginal technique or something...?"

"Want me to demonstrate on you first?"

"...I-I’m an unattainable heroine!"

Amazing how she could talk pure filth one second and turn shy the moment the target was herself.

"Mira. Listen carefully."

"Yes?"

"Normal people do not decide to punish a woman with sex just because she’s arrogant."

"Hmph. But Liliana’s ass is incredible... I really want you to enjoy it..."

’...Just how good is it supposed to be...’

"If I started swinging Lucky Pervert around with that logic, every woman near me would be turned into a Fleshlight within a week."

"That’s the dream..."

...

I pinched both of her cheeks and stretched them.

"Hnnngh—!"

"What do you mean ’that’s the dream,’ you porn-addicted goddess? Get a grip."

"Stop lecturing and disappear. I’m a model student who follows the President’s orders."

"You’re her protégé now! I will like to see how this ends. Bye!!"

"Hey, what did you mean by th... "

The teasing goddess vanished before I could grab her.

Time resumed.

I headed toward the first-year training building while checking the group chat, which had been blowing up.

[Aria]

When are you getting here? Ren, you can’t just skip class! I’ll come drag you out of the house!

[Aria]

We’re supposed to do the dungeon, but it’s only me and Elle here. Hurry up!

[Ren Asahi]

You two go ahead. I got held up meeting the Student Council President.

[Aria]

??? Student Council President? Liliana? Why??

[Elle]

...Did you get scolded again?

Haha.

To Elle, Liliana existed purely as the person who scolded me

Not entirely wrong.

[Ren Asahi]

She caught me in a weak spot. For now I have to follow her orders.

[Aria]

What?! What kind of weak spot... wait, did they take a compromising photo of you?!

...Why was that the first place her mind went?

[Ren Asahi]

Anyway, I’m on my way, but it’s a bit far. You two go first.

[Elle]

Okay.

[Aria]

See you at lunch then!

That settled it.

With Aria and Elle already inside a dungeon, every other second-year was probably gone too.

I wondered if Yuna and Cleo were among the first-years today.

I felt a little nervous stepping into the indoor training ground.

Loud chatter from dozens of girls leaked through the door.

The moment I cracked it open, every pair of eyes turned toward me.

’There’s so many...’

Were all the first-years gathered here?

Far more than our usual second-year groups.

I walked straight to the instructor.

"Welcome. I was informed."

’Looks like I’m going in without Aria and Elle...’

The teacher scanned the room.

I searched the crowd for familiar faces.

Yuna and Cleo stood out immediately.

Yuna waved with a bright smile. Cleo met my eyes for half a second and immediately looked away.

"Teacher! Let the senior join our party!"

"We’ll take him!"

"Quiet, all of you."

I suddenly felt like a mercenary being auctioned off. Somehow a D-rank Fleshlight collector had become a hot commodity.

"Cleo is Ren Asahi’s younger sister, correct? The two of you will form a duo."

"What?"

Cleo looked genuinely appalled. If the teacher hadn’t been standing right there she probably would have snapped "No way I’m going with that bastard." In front of two hundred people, though, she forced herself to be polite.

"...But Yuna is here too."

Translation: *Why me instead of her?*

"You’re D-rank. An A-rank like Cleo should accompany you."

A wave of laughter rolled through the first-years. I had never felt particularly ashamed of being D-rank before, but hearing juniors laugh made my ears burn a little.

"Wow, Cleo’s brother is so handsome!"

"Look over here!"

"..."

Cleo glared at me like she wanted to set me on fire. I had not planned for any of this. In the end I got herded into the waiting area surrounded by her friends.

Cleo stayed as far away as possible. Yuna was the first to come over.

"Rennn!"

"Yuna..."

The way she smiled so openly in front of all her friends, even though her brother was a known D-rank melted something in my chest.

She hugged me without hesitation.

"What happened? Why aren’t you with your class?"

"Got held up by the Student Council President for a while..."

"Really? That’s so mean..."

Yuna always defaulted to protecting her brother.

My heart felt warm.

And then the morning memory of those white ribbon panties under her skirt flashed through my mind...

’This is basically an irresistible force at this point.’

"Is this the brother, you keep talking about, Yuna?"

"Wow... he’s tall."

"He’s actually really handsome..."

"With the body of a Greek god... "

Yuna’s friends formed a little circle around us.

"Hello, senior."

A girl with pink twin-tails who seemed especially close to Yuna stepped forward and bowed.

I’m Isis, Yuna’s friend."

"Nice to meet you."

...Her chest was already quite developed. First-years these days were something else.

"I-I’m Sarika. Hello, senior."

"Hey."

A bright, healthy-looking girl with a brown ponytail approached next.

Also very pretty.

Three potential heroines packed into such a small space was dangerous for my self-control.

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