Rebirth: Pampered by the Lord

After eating and drinking to his heart’s content, the Weirdo was slightly drunk but insisted on leaving.

Zi Xia had already gone back due to her concern for the young lady, leaving only Long Yi and the Weirdo in the room. Both were slightly drunk after drinking a few jars of wine.

"Senior, you’re looking down on us. You just agreed to stay overnight at the War Prince’s Mansion if you got drunk; why do you want to leave now?" Long Yi said, drunkenly.

The Weirdo burped, releasing a strong alcoholic odor, and said, "Who... who said I... I’m drunk? No... not drunk, even drinking three more jars is no problem."

"Of course you have no problem, you’ve finished all my wine."

"You drank... quite a bit yourself."

"Yes... hehe... I drank too."

"And quite a lot too."

"Yeah, quite a lot indeed."

"After eating and drinking, the Master strolls around, moves a bit, relaxes his bones."

Long Yi muttered, sloppily, "You’re kidding, wandering around in the middle of the night, who would do that? Be careful not to be mistaken by Government Soldiers as a thief and get caught; then the Prince would have to bail you out from jail."

The Weirdo dismissively, with a thick tongue, mumbled, "You... you think the Government Soldiers on the streets are as tough as the guards at the War Prince’s Mansion? Those little... little pests, the Master doesn’t worry about them... small fry."

The Weirdo insisted on leaving, and Long Yi, unsteady, stood up, his body wobbling, looking like he was about to fall, and said haltingly, "Senior, I... I’ll... see you off."

The Weirdo glanced at him and laughed, "You... you look like this, better... leave it be, lest you lay down and sleep in the street and become a laughingstock in the Capital tomorrow; the Master will go by... himself."

After speaking, his body bounced, and he leapt off the stool.

Long Yi drunkenly looked up, seeing the empty stool opposite, thought he had left, was about to stand up and go back when suddenly, a loud noise mixed with cursing sounded...

"Boom...!"

"Oh dear! Which bastard sneak-attacked the Master?"

Long Yi thought some careless thief had come again to attack the War Prince’s Mansion, turned around to see, almost died laughing, it turned out the Weirdo had bumped into the wall himself, fallen to the ground, and was fiercely cursing at the wall: "Bastard, the Master isn’t easily bullied, just... just dare sneak attack the Master, careful the Master will break your bones, peel your skin, once you’re dead, become a skinless ghost."

"Senior, Senior."

Long Yi staggering to his feet, patting his shoulder.

"Don’t interrupt, the Master is cursing!"

"Who are you cursing at?"

"Whoever the bastard sneak attacks the Master, the Master curses him, thinks just because he’s strong, the Master wouldn’t dare beat him." After saying, the Weirdo’s whole body bounced again, quickly slamming forcefully into the wall, with predictable results, causing another loud noise, and fell down again.

"Ouch, it hurts death! "

The Weirdo fell on the ground, squawking, "Guard Long, get in here, take him down."

Long Yi watched in stunned silence, seems the Weirdo drank even more than him, actually mistaking the wall for a person, if he is allowed to fight with the wall all night, tomorrow the wall might be even more wasted.

"Senior, take a good look, this is a wall, not a person."

"Not a person?"

"Not."

"Guard Long, you’re drunk, aren’t you? Such a big person in front of you, yet you say it’s a wall, the Master isn’t dumb, the wall and a person can’t be mistaken."

Finally, leaning against Long Yi’s left leg, he said, "Look, people have temperature, can a wall be warm? A wall is cold, Guard Long, you’re such a big person, how come you have no brains?"

Visit and read more novel to help us update chapter quickly. Thank you so much!