Reincarnated Femboy Vampire, with Max Survivability Stats

The final days inside Yuki’s mind world passed in a flash. The only major incident before he returned to the real world was Kate, his horn-dog coworker, repeatedly trying to seduce Nuvellia at the yacht party—resulting in the short Administrator tossing her overboard every single time she saw her coming.

Upon returning to the real world, Yuki explained everything that had transpired inside his mind, as well as what they needed to do to prepare for the upcoming Ascension Trial.

The group spent a week in the elven forest hunting local monsters, taking care to avoid contact with the elves so they wouldn’t spark an unnecessary conflict. On the day they were ready to begin, Yuki, Nyquella, and Camilla absorbed their final essence cores and officially initiated the Ascension Trial.

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DING!

[Welcome to the Ascension Trial, Players!] a grand system announcement echoed in their minds.

[For this trial, players will be required to survive within the Trial World for a duration of one year (12 months). Each player will be assigned a specific Role and provided with corresponding tasks to complete. Failure to complete an assigned task within the designated timeframe will result in a Point Penalty. Point deductions will range from 1 to 5 points, with harsher penalties applied for higher-difficulty missions.]

[Players will also earn points based on the difficulty of the missions they successfully complete. If a player continuously fails their assigned missions and runs out of points, they will lose their assigned Role and be demoted to a Peasant. Once lost, a Role cannot be regained.]

[Earning points will elevate your fame and standing within your assigned kingdom, yielding far superior rewards and supplies as your Retribution/Point score increases.]

[The map is divided into five major nations, each representing a distinct biome: The Plains Kingdom, The Snow Kingdom, The Forest Kingdom, The Mountain Kingdom, and The Jungle Kingdom.]

[This world is vast and expansive. While you are free to travel, crossing into another nation without authorization will cause you to be branded a Heretic Traitor and hunted down by your home kingdom. Foreign nations will have no incentive to harbor you—do NOT abandon your assigned kingdom on a whim just to chase after a friend or lover.]

"Well, that’s not good," Yuki muttered, scratching the back of his neck as he listened to the briefing.

[Notice: Familiars and any entities above Base Rank are strictly prohibited from participating in this trial. This restriction has been implemented due to the Demon King Candidates averaging three familiars each while the Heroes only have one.]

[PLEASE STOP ACQUIRING MORE FAMILIARS. IT IS EXTREMELY ANNOYING.] the announcement added, its tone sounding almost pathetic and pleading.

"...Now that is absolute bullshit!" Yuki protested to the empty void. "You can’t just do that! I haven’t even met my new familiar yet! What the hell?!"

[Below are the five available Roles, their core responsibilities, and their respective penalty conditions. Please read and listen carefully. If you fail to pay attention and forget your duties, too bad—you will be royally screwed.]

"...These system guys really don’t care at all, do they?" Yuki sighed, shaking his head.

AVAILABLE ROLES & DUTIES

Role 1: The King

Responsibilities: Setting kingdom policies, expanding territory, and leading war efforts.

Penalty Conditions: Loss of territory or failure to maintain kingdom stability.

Role 2: The Queen

Responsibilities: Managing internal affairs, logistics, resource distribution, and alliance diplomacy. Keep the King’s power in check.

Penalty Conditions: Resource shortages, civil unrest, or partner failure. (Note: Failing to keep the King in check may result in your death.)

Role 3: The Knight

Responsibilities: Hunting trial monsters, patrolling borders, and protecting citizens.

Penalty Conditions: Allowing monsters to breach territory or failing hunt quotas.

Role 4: The Bishop

Responsibilities: Spreading/maintaining the holy faith, converting peasants and candidates into believers, and constructing sanctums.

Penalty Conditions: Depletion of the Faith Meter, failing conversion time limits, spreading a false god’s teachings, or blasphemy.

Role 5: The Inquisitor

Responsibilities: Hunting heretics/ enemies of the state , rooting out enemy spies, and executing traitors.

Penalty Conditions: Failing to eliminate targets on the Heretic Hit-List within the allotted time limit.

[CRITICAL NOTICE: Anyone who rejects a Bishop’s conversion, speaks treason against the King or Queen, or attempts to sabotage their own kingdom will automatically be branded with a Heretic Mark and hunted down!]

[All players will be randomly scattered across the five nations in equal numbers, spawning in random regions within their designated realm. Roles will be assigned randomly, with the exception of the Kings and Queens. There is a strict limit of 1 King and up to 2 Queens per nation.]

[Do not panic if you do not receive the role you wanted. Seek assistance from fellow players or local NPCs—they are surprisingly helpful.]

[CRITICAL WARNINGS FOR THE UTTER IDIOTS WHO ARE UNDOUBTEDLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING STUPID:]

[There are 4 Calamities sealed and hidden throughout the world. While defeating one grants you the opportunity to claim it as a familiar, DO NOT GO AND UNSEAL THE FUCKING THINGS THINKING YOU CAN SOLO THEM.

YOU CANNOT. Stay away from them unless your entire nation is raiding together. Do not even attempt it. The ONLY way to revive in this trial if you die is to reach maximum reputation or max point level and receive the Saint’s Blessing.]

[I don’t know why this even needs to be said, but it has happened WAY too many times: FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, DO NOT HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX! I don’t care what excuse you have. I know some of you little shits can’t keep it in your pants, but no matter how attractive an NPC looks, THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE. Some of you idiots will walk into a tavern, go, "Ooh damn, look at that fine piece of meat, I need a slice of that cake," walk over to her, and drop your weak game. She likes you, so you take her back to your place, her place, or a dark alleyway—you sick freaks.]

[You decide it’s just ’a little fun’ with an NPC, figure there are no consequences, refuse to pull out, fill her up, and walk away thinking everything is fine. NEWS FLASH, SHITHEAD: SHE WILL GET PREGNANT. And for the ladies, the exact same rules apply! If you get pregnant inside the trial, leaving the trial world will NOT make the baby disappear. You will still be carrying that child!]

[Stop committing crimes trying to be an ’edgelord’—whatever the hell that means. This is a fully functioning society. You WILL be held accountable, arrested, and likely executed or worse. Furthermore, refrain from disrespectful or foolish behavior. Your reputation matters immensely.]

[That is all. Thank you for your time. The trial will begin shortly.]

Yuki stood alone in the stark white loading room, biting his lip to keep from bursting out laughing. Sure, he was a chaotic idiot sometimes, but even he wasn’t reckless enough to fall into traps like those.

What a bunch of morons, he thought with a grin.

DING!

[Nation Assigned: The Snow Kingdom]

DING!

[Role Assigned: Queen—;lpkojihugyfgjknkl;]

"...?!" Yuki froze in shock as his holographic interface suddenly broke into violent static and garbled text.

[Role Assigned: Inquisitor.]

[Good luck, player.]

"!? Motherfucker, did you just manually overwrite my role?!" Yuki yelled at the floating text.

[Yes. What are you gonna do about it, fuckboy?] the screen flashed back.

"Huh?! Excuse me, what the fuck?!"

[Go suck on a tit.]

The screen flashed one last time before plunging him straight into the transport stream.

As he floated through limbo waiting to spawn into the physical world, Yuki remained thoroughly dumbfounded, replaying the system’s bizarre hostility in his head.

Is every single AI interface in this universe an absolute asshole?! he complained internally. I mean, come on, why?! Do the Administrators just not care at all what their systems say or do...?

He paused, a dry smirk touching his lips.

...Who am I kidding? To them, this world is just a game and a business transaction. They couldn’t care less.

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