My flip flops slap against my heel with every step. "Ha- ha- ha!" I gasp, inhaling copious amounts of air as I run away from where I overheard the landlady's son and that blonde hag.
My scrawny legs are already screaming at me to rest, that they aren't used to this intense workout.
But I can't stop.
I don't want to stop.
Because I have to get home ASAP.
I feel more alive right now than ever!
"Ha- Ahahahah!" I laugh aloud. I don't give a damn if people think I'm crazy. I'm too pre-occupied thinking about what I want to do.
What I want to do with the landlady's son. 'Andy Tsukishiro... To think that boy is selling himself to women now. How fucking hilarious!' I relish the fact that that boy of all people is now a rental boyfriend.
'No, wait. That's actually a good premise. Heheh... Maybe I can use that in my next work.' A wonderful idea popped into my head. I could definitely use this situation for my next doujinshi.
A smile stretches wide across my lips. 'Hm~ I wonder how I should go about it. Should I go with the blackmail route? Or maybe a coincidence route. As for the ending....' I unconsciously lick my lips. My creative mind working exactly how I want it to. 'Definitely a corruption ending!'
As for how I met the landlady's son, I met him 2 years ago, when I first moved into the building his mother owns.
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"T-Thank you for allowing me to move here, ma'am." I bow deeply to the landlady, Hana Tsukishiro, trying my best to make a good impression and be respectful.
I even showered and dressed nicely beforehand, to give her the idea I'm a good, respectable young lady.
'B-But her eyes... They scare me..!' I couldn't control my tiny body from shaking like a leaf.
'She's like two whole heads taller than me! A-And isn't she a prosecutor? If I say the wrong thing, she could get me arrested! Then throw away the key!' My mind raced with hundreds of possibilities i could fumble.
Hana, with her arms crossed, looked down at the small woman shaking in fear like she's about to be killed. "... Hah.. Raise your head, Isozaki-san. You look like a lamb about to be slaughtered. There's no need to walk on eggshells around me." Hana sighs, she didn't intend to intimidate Isozaki at all. The girl is just overreacting.
"Y-Yes, ma'am!" I respond as I straighten my back stiff. I look up to meet the landlady in the eyes, or well, at least try to. My stupid eyes behind my glasses keep trailing off!
"... Haa..." Hana sighs again, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"Alright. I'll leave you to unpack and settle down at your own pace. If you have any questions, you may knock on my door, Isozaki-san. It's the furthest one from the elevator." the landlady waved a dismissive hand as she turns around and walk back to her apartment.
'For someone whose name is written with 勇; the kanji for brave, she's too timid.' Hana thought to herself.
I hold my breath as I watch as the landlady disappear into her apartment.
Once she's gone, I finally loosened up. Releasing the tension in my body. "... Yosh!" I give myself a double fist-pump. "Time to get these inside and unpack!" I turn around and look at the stack boxes containing everything I own.
My lips curl into a smile as my new reality sets in. 'Finally! A place all to myself! And there's nobody here who knows me, I can start with a clean slate!'
For the first box, I reach for the one at the top of the stack. It's high up, so I have to stand on my tip toes. "Got- IITTT?!" my eyes blow wide as I frantically stumble back. I underestimated the weight of this first box. "Ugh! Crap!" I desperately try to stabilize myself, but my sorry excuse for muscles can't really do that.
"Ack- Damn it- Whoa?!" with a loud thud, I fall flat on my nose. "Fuck! I didn't break my nose did I?!" I feel my nose to check if it's broken.
Because of my fuck-up, the contents of the box spilled all over the floor.
'Thankfully there's no around-' I halt that thought. My eyes caught the tip of someone's toes in sandals. As I look up to see who it is, they bent over and grabbed something from the ground.
'The landlady's son?! And what he picked up is...' I look to see what he grabbed, and my face goes pale when I read the cover.
[Semen Delivery 4]
'My doujin!!!!!' I scream internally. The landlady's son; a boy, is reading my porn! Even by the cover, you'd see it's porn at first glance! Because it features a delivery boy airing his cock out to the signee who is the POV!
I don't know what he saw, but when his eyes shifted to me crawling on the floor...
"!!!!" a shiver ran down my spine. The way he's looking at me, his eyes are as cold as ice! No, he's looking at me with utter disgust!
A wave of sickening dread crashes over me. 'It's over. My new life is over. The landlady's son of all people picked up my porn...'
He's looking at me like I'm a bug, like I'm a waste of oxygen. "... Disgusting..." he muttered, his voice devoid of any respect for me as a human being. He then dropped the adulterous book, like it was trash, in front of me before walking past.
As he walked away, I could hear the sounds of spraying. If I had to guess, he was sanitizing the hands that touched my doujin.
"Fuck my life..." I bit down on my lower lip, trying to hold back the tears from flowing out.
"I just wanted to get rid of my degenerate image..." I say to no one but myself.
For several seconds, I stayed there, crawling on the floor while I recover from the traumatic experience.
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Back to the present.
I slam my sweaty thumb on my apartment's high-tech lock pad.
["Error. Fingerprint undiscernable."] says the artifical voice, blank and monotone.
"Fucking shit!" I curse out loud. I forcefully rub my thumb all over my hoodie until it's hot and dry.
I once again slam my thumb on the lock pad. And without issue, the door opened this time.
I grab the handle and push the door wide open. After stepping inside, I swing the door close. A faint beep confirming it's locked.
"I'm home." I mutter into the familiar darkness. Nobody has been here ever since I moved 2 years ago, well, other than me of course.
I smirk. "But that's going to change. I'll invite the landlady's son here real soon~" my little heart is tingling in anticipation for that day to come. A boy in your room, isn't that every girl's dream?
"... I should probably clean up before then, though." I look down the hall and peer into my "living" room where my clothes and underwear are hanging on the couch rest. "Definitely gotta clean up..."
With that line of though, I bring my bicep to my nose and assess my own odor. "... Yuck."
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Entering my bedroom, I'm greeted by my perpetually dark domain. The only light source being my two monitors that I didn't bother turning off when I went to the konbini.
'Lights are overrated anyways.' I reason to myself.
Moving inside, I drop my resupply bag of Monster and chips on my desk.
With my fetch quest done, I can finally return to my throne.
"Mmng- Ah~ This is where I belong..." I practically melt into my chair, the familiar comfort soothing my overworked muscles from the drain that was running.
A smug smile tugs at my lips. "But now that I'm here, I can finally start looking."
Looking for what? Andy Tsukishiro, the landlady's son, of course~
"Tsk. The blonde hag didn't mention which app he was on, but I'm sure he's on one." I click my tongue in annoyance. "If you're gonna try steal one of our men, you should at least help a sister out, damn foreigner..."
Leaning forward, I reach for my keyboard and begin typing away. "I'll start with the number 1 rental boyfriend app and go down from there."
No matter how long it takes, I will find him. I will have him go on dates with me.
"Hm~ And if I'm lucky, I could lose my virginity! Or at least become one of his partners~" though, I don't really mean it. I'm painfully aware how lacking I am as a woman.
I look down at my non-existent bust and pat it twice. A defeated exhale escaping me.
"If only I wasn't flat as a board..."
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