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Chapter 446: Chapter 445: Plants vs. Zombies?

Chapter 445: Plants vs. Zombies?

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Staring at the last message left on the wooden sword before him, Luo Wusheng fell into deep thought.

After all, he’d been corresponding with the little girl on the other end for quite some time now. Luo Wusheng considered himself to have a decent understanding of his adorable little Sword Immortal.

’Something... feels off.’

He rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

In his previous life, he had learned an important lesson from countless experiences—never expect a so-called "surprise," because you never know when it’ll turn into a "shock."

Take his Dao Companion, for instance. Even now, Ling Shuangxue still thought that revealing their current relationship to her clever and well-behaved disciple would make for a fun little surprise. She was even looking forward to seeing her beloved disciple Little Yuli moved to tears—a touching scene of deep affection between master and disciple.

Anyway, when Luo Wusheng looked at the "surprise" mentioned in the message, all he felt was an inexplicable sense of dread.

Especially with that string of "hehe"s at the end—it sent chills down his spine. He couldn’t help but think of his twitching eyelids over the past two days, and recall the nine consecutive Great Misfortunes Miss Kirin had drawn for him during her fortune-telling spree—six of which were womanly disasters.

’Tch. I wonder how accurate her fortune-telling actually is...’

After all, part of Miss Kirin’s cultivation stemmed from Daoist techniques, which should make her fairly compatible with divination.

’Maybe I really should stay away from women for a while...’

Luo Wusheng stared silently at the message sword for a long time, torn about whether he should reply.

’Putting everything else aside, Little Yuli suddenly talking about giving me a surprise in the middle of all the chaos in the royal city... that’s definitely suspicious.’

Especially when she sent it in such an ominously vague tone.

"Maybe I should test the waters with a reply first?"

You can avoid trouble for a while, but not forever—better to probe the situation early.

Besides, he did need to find out what was happening outside.

If that controlled flood dragon corpse was now rampaging through the royal city, then the city must be in utter chaos—which would make this the perfect time for him to stage a grand, heroic death before the Daoist Sect Master arrived to clean things up.

But before that, he had to send Miss Kirin back and complete his final task before embarking on his journey of resurrection.

’However... if the dragon corpse didn’t appear in the royal city after leaving this space, then I’ll have to be careful.’

It could be that the creature’s departure was just a ruse—or that it was lying in ambush somewhere.

Taking a slow breath, Luo Wusheng picked up the short sword.

But then, something stirred in his heart.

His gaze shifted to his other hand to the Demon Moon.

At that moment, the orb-like Artifact suddenly flared with a strange, eerie light.

A pressure surged in his head, and the scenery before his eyes began to shift and distort layer by layer.

’I’m seeing a new vision again?’

He was no stranger to this sensation.

Whenever he held the Demon Moon orb, he would occasionally receive bursts of information in the form of images within his mind.

Though the process was completely out of his control, the scenes he saw usually aligned with things he wanted to know—or people and events he cared about.

But for some reason, ever since the seal on the flood dragon’s primordial spirit within the Demon Moon began to weaken, these visions had been appearing less and less frequently.

’Perfect. If I can see what’s going on in the royal city right now, I’ll know exactly how to respond!’

That way, he could postpone replying to Little Yuli until he had a plan on how to probe her message without losing his composure.

As those thoughts churned, the image before his eyes grew clearer and clearer.

’It has to be the royal city’s situation... ideally showing me where that dragon corpse is...’

The vision finally sharpened, and Luo Wusheng’s eyes lit up.

Before him appeared the image of a black flood dragon—still dripping with blood.

’Perfect!’

Although Little Yuli’s message was a bit suspicious, it seemed his luck was still holding up today!

’Huh? Why does the image seem so much clearer this time? Is it because the restrictions on the Demon Moon have been lifted?’

Also... where exactly was this black flood dragon?

As the vision unfolded, it revealed a vast expanse of cracked, barren earth. Luo Wusheng blinked in surprise.

Was there even a place like this near the royal city?

And the black flood dragon he saw seemed to be in the middle of a fight.

Who was it battling? Cultivators from the Immortal Nation? Maybe they’d chosen this desolate area as their battlefield to avoid causing too much collateral damage?

Luo Wusheng frowned, watching as the "camera" in his vision seemed to zoom out, revealing more of the scene.

And then he saw who—or rather, what—the dragon corpse was fighting.

Engaging it in close combat was a group of enormous potatoes. About a dozen of them, each with thick limbs, hammering their fists into the dragon’s body. They took the monster’s claws and tail strikes head-on, seemingly unafraid of being smashed to pieces.

Further in the distance stood three muscular figures—each with a watermelon, pumpkin, and winter melon covering their heads. The melons had eyeholes carved out, but the darkness within gave no hint of what lay behind.

"Ha!" the three "melon brothers" bellowed in unison, spiritual energy erupting around them as enormous spectral versions of a watermelon, pumpkin, and winter melon materialized above them. The fruits radiated terrifying energy before plummeting down toward the black dragon in the sky.

The potato men, as if on cue, scattered to the sides.

The dragon corpse tried to dodge, but from the cracks in the ground burst countless roots that coiled up, binding its massive body in place.

Boom!

The already-ruined body of the flood dragon took yet another devastating blow.

Luo Wusheng stood frozen, utterly dumbfounded.

What the hell is this supposed to be? Plants vs. Zombies?!

Wasn’t the tone of this entire scene completely off?

As he was still mentally screaming, the "plant faction" moved again.

This time, the change came from the edge of the battlefield.

A young girl in a green dress lifted her delicate hand.

A single leaf materialized from thin air and drifted across the battlefield, passing over the plant warriors who had just finished their coordinated assault.

As it fluttered by, the spiritual energy that had been heavily drained from their bodies began rapidly replenishing. The potato men who had taken the brunt of the damage—cracks and all—started regenerating new flesh-like potato tissue. At this rate, they would be back to full strength in moments.

Luo Wusheng: "..."

He didn’t even know where to begin—partly because of the absurd battle before him, but mostly because he recognized the girl in the green dress.

Wasn’t that Yao Ji maid, Xiao Guai?

If that girl was here, then...

"Long time no see, Young Master. Surely you still remember me?"

A gentle voice drifted into Luo Wusheng’s ears—soft as flowing water, yet intoxicating. Just hearing it made one feel as if a lifetime spent listening to it would be worth it.

The image in Luo Wusheng’s mind shifted once more.

This time, he saw a pair of beautiful eyes, bright as starlight.

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