Strategy for Dealing with Problematic Girls

"Dr. Irusu, I think you'd be better off acting a little more professional. You don't want a student to file a complaint against you, do you?"

"Heh heh heh, if I get to give your body a thorough examination, then I don't mind being fired at all!" Even though Dr. Irusu looked exactly like a girl of fourteen or fifteen, at this moment she was spouting the lines of a lecherous doctor, with crystalline drool even trickling from the corner of her mouth.

"Hey! Ms. Kazama, aren't you my homeroom teacher? Why are you just standing off to the side watching? Are you really going to leave me to die?"

Ms. Kazama sighed as she set down the teacup in her hand. The porcelain cup collided with the wooden tabletop, giving off a crisp sound, and she said, "Irusu... if you're going to do something like this, remember to lock the infirmary door first. And... the drool at the corner of your mouth looks way too filthy, so hurry up and wipe it off."

"Oh right, I can't let anyone else see this body I find so very interesting!" She dashed over to the infirmary door and slid it shut, and with a "click," she locked it completely.

Jhin never imagined that coming to the infirmary would be this dangerous. It was as if Dr. Irusu held absolute authority in this place. After she pressed him down onto the sickbed, even when he wanted to get up and escape through the window, his body felt nailed in place, unable to move even the slightest bit. Only after he abandoned the thought of fleeing was he finally able to move within the confines of the bed.

At this moment, while Dr. Irusu had gone to close the door, Ms. Kazama also walked over to the bedside, sizing up Jhin with those crimson eyes of hers. Her gaze lingered for a long while on his sky-blue eyes, and her moist lips parted slightly: "You... what's your name?"

Here it comes, just as expected!

In an instant, that familiar, lethal sense of threat descended upon Jhin's heart once again. Faced with a question where answering meant certain death, and not answering would only make her dig deeper, he was just about to muddle through it by claiming amnesia when a petite figure immediately pounced and pinned him to the bed, rescuing him from his perilous situation.

Dr. Irusu was straddling his lower belly. Her oversized white coat had slipped from her shoulders during the lunge and now hung half off her arms. Those eyes, like red candy, followed her slender, fair index finger as it traced circles on his chest: "Don't bother with Kazama's boring questions—come answer my question instead. How old are you?"

"Sixteen."

"Ohh~ that's certainly quite big."

With a smile that didn't reach his eyes, Jhin replied, "Dr. Irusu and Ms. Kazama both look really young. You almost seem younger than me."

"That's just our appearance. But you should know what I'm really asking about, don't you?"

"No, I don't."

The autumn-ripple glimmer in Dr. Irusu's eyes seemed on the verge of condensing into actual droplets and spilling over. She stopped drawing circles on his chest and moved her small hand up to his collar, toying with the button: "Your mouth is so stubborn, but your body is so honest."

"Is this what you call treatment, or are you simply satisfying your own selfish desires?"

"Both." As soon as she finished saying this, the candy scent radiating from her grew even more pronounced—most noticeable of all was the smell of rose candy, so rich it was as if two pieces of candy had been shoved straight up Jhin's nostrils.

Right as she was having the time of her life, Ms. Kazama pinched Dr. Irusu's cheek with an expressionless face: "I say... are you planning to treat me to a romantic action film?"

"L-Let... let go... you're pinching too hard."

"Hmph."

Rubbing her cheek that had been pinched red, Dr. Irusu climbed off of Jhin, walked over to the medicine cabinet, opened it, and rummaged through it for medicine.

He hadn't had even a moment to rejoice at having preserved his innocence—the next thing he had to face was the homeroom teacher's deadly interrogation.

That was what Jhin had originally thought, but he never expected that Ms. Kazama wouldn't continue questioning him. Instead, she sat down on the sickbed and placed his head onto her thighs—soft as cotton and clad in black tights.

The stark contrast made his pupils quake. He stared in disbelief at her, who for some reason wore a doting expression.

So this was what they meant by heaven and hell being just a single thought apart?

"Found it! Ah! Kazama~ you're so sneaky, I want to play with him like that too!" Dr. Irusu came stomping over in a huff, hands on her hips and clutching a bottle of yellow medicine: "This is my infirmary, you know—shouldn't I get to go first?"

Ms. Kazama contentedly stroked Jhin's hair: "He's my student. What does a doctor who doesn't do any work like you even count for?"

"As if you ever pay attention to any other students normally. Stop pretending to be a good person in front of him."

"You mustn't go around slandering people, Dr. Irusu."

"Where did I slander you?"

Ms. Kazama smiled calmly: "Right where you're thinking."

"Hmph!" Unable to out-argue her opponent, Dr. Irusu pried open Jhin's palm and shoved the medicine into it: "Drink this. It can treat your amnesia. Even if it can't cure you completely, it should let you remember some things."

Although he doubted whether this so-called medicine was some kind of computer component, Jhin had no choice. He could only pull out the cork and drink the medicine down while lying there. Before he could even set the empty bottle aside, with a "heave-ho," Dr. Irusu once again plopped down straddling his lower belly. He had no idea why she was so particularly obsessed with that spot.

"I say..." Before Jhin could finish speaking, everything went black and he completely lost consciousness.

When he woke up again, he was lying on the sickbed neatly dressed. Ms. Kazama and Dr. Irusu, just like when he had first come in, were seated at the wooden table talking.

They didn't rifle through my student ID while I was unconscious?

Seeing Jhin wake up and start patting himself down all over, Ms. Kazama seemed to see right through what was going on in his head: "Relax, we didn't go through your pockets. Without a student's consent, a teacher can't just rummage through their things—that's the rule. More importantly than that, did you remember anything?"

Shaking his somewhat groggy head, Jhin still couldn't recall a single thing, and answered with great regret: "No."

"Is that so? Seems Dr. Irusu's medicine isn't all that miraculous after all."

"Impossible. Have him come back tomorrow. I guarantee he'll definitely remember some things by then."

"What do you think?"

Faced with Ms. Kazama's question, Jhin didn't dare utter a single "no," because the entire infirmary was radiating an aura of "refuse and you die" at him. He could only nod in agreement.

"Good. Come by sometime tomorrow. I've already signed the consent form for you—take it with you."

Taking the consent form handed to him, Jhin walked out of the infirmary with his head still spinning. Seeing him leave, only then did Dr. Irusu flop onto the wooden table and stick out her tender pink tongue, making a bitter little face as she said, "Ugh... it tasted awful."

Ms. Kazama shot her a smug, sidelong glance: "That's what you get for being so nosy."

On the way back, Jhin couldn't believe that just from taking a short nap, he'd obtained a nighttime outing consent form. Although the detail of him lying neatly dressed on the sickbed was well worth pondering, through his contact with Ms. Kazama and Dr. Irusu, he discovered that as long as he didn't reveal his own name, these special girls could even be turned into assets.

This discovery brought him an extraordinary, delightful surprise.

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