The Game of Global Mining

Chapter 975: Chapter 812: She’s Simply a Bitch

While Alpha was introducing the Divine Artifact’s Attributes, the Bone Dragon curled up its whole body, like a giant fawning cat: "Being able to meet Master is just too wonderful! Thank you for Master’s blessing!"

——System Message: You have received a trade request from the Evil God Cindyvana.

Staring at the two pop-up trade windows, Alpha and Beta were both dumbfounded: "She has a name?"

Alpha was a bit embarrassed: "This is for me to use, not for you to use!"

The Evil God pouted coquettishly: "But obviously I can use it!"

Alpha got anxious: "This is for Master to use."

The Evil God let out a disappointed sound and turned to Beta: "Then this Master, surely your blessing is meant for me, right?"

Beta was also helpless: "This one... also isn’t."

The Evil God huffed coquettishly: "I’m unhappy now, I’m ignoring you."

With that, she buried her head under her body, looking even more like a giant cat burying its head to sleep.

Alpha wanted to get things straight: "Why do you have a name? How were you born?"

The Evil God still had her head buried, mumbling: "Not talking to Master!"

At this moment, not only Alpha and Beta were stunned, Moore, who had been hiding in the corner all this time, was also stunned. Was this still that awe-inspiring Slime Monster? She was basically a camgirl begging her sugar daddy for a sports car and getting nothing! Because she raises cats, she has a cat’s temperament?

Alpha was also troubled: "Old buddy, her state is way beyond what we expected. I keep feeling something’s off."

Beta said: "Our Divine Artifact was custom-made specifically for the Divine Tomb. This is the last Divine Tomb, so using it elsewhere doesn’t really mean much anymore. Anyway, we’ve got two, why not give her one?"

Alpha hesitated for a while: "Then give her yours and see what happens."

"Okay!"

So Beta said: "Cindyvana, I’ll give it to you!"

The Evil God immediately raised her head, both Dragon eyes crystal clear and full of anticipation: "Master, really?"

Beta moved closer and reached out: "Really!"

——System Message: You trade the Super Divine Artifact Resentment Pot to Cindyvana, and gain Cindyvana’s Favor at level ’Enthusiastic’.

"That’s great, Master, I love you!"

In an instant, the entire Divine Tomb blossomed with water-blue festive radiance, instantly dispersing the gloomy darkness.

Alpha and Beta were kind of, kind of unable to adapt to this!

The Evil God asked happily: "Master, what can I do for you?"

Beta was very satisfied: "Your main task right now is to absorb and refine your energy, raise your strength. Don’t radiate energy like just now, or the Guardian God will notice you."

The Evil God immediately deflated: "I saw the announcement, I want to go outside and fight Pirates!"

Beta said: "There are no Pirates, the announcement is a lie!"

Moore was shocked hearing this too. They actually know the announcement is fake? Actually, that’s good. I triggered the quest with the Divine Artifact; whatever I say, this Slime Monster Bone Dragon will listen. Saves me the hassle.

The Evil God was stunned: "How could something as important as an announcement be a lie?"

Beta said solemnly: "Announcements exist to deceive the masses! They just mix in some trivial truths most of the time so the people get used to believing them, then at critical moments they lie. If you’re tricked into going out, the Guardian God will destroy you."

Only now was the Evil God stunned: "Is that so?"

Moore was off to the side, Holy Shit-ing over and over, even suddenly feeling his own understanding of the game couldn’t compare.

Beta said: "Trust Master. Master is willing to give you a Super Divine Artifact; would he still lie to you?"

The Evil God laughed: "Thank you, Master, I love you. I’ll do as Master says."

Beta asked: "Then, can I know why you have a name? And why you want to go out and fight Pirates?"

The Evil God mumbled in a sultry tone: "I don’t know either. I just have a name, okay? I just feel like I should do something, that’s all."

Alpha and Beta looked at each other.

Beta asked again: "Then what else do you want to do?"

The Evil God’s eyes once more burst with blue light: "I really want jewels full of Magic Power. That would make me stronger and prettier! Can Master indulge me?"

Beta’s scalp tingled: "Of course, no problem."

The Evil God laughed: "Thank you, Master, I love you! I’m looking forward to Master bringing me presents next time you come!"

Beta said: "I want to repair the mirror first, so it’s easier for Master to come over."

The Evil God was stunned: "Why does Master need to repair the mirror?"

Beta said: "Because Master is a Shadow Demon. Shadow Demons can teleport via mirrors."

Moore was utterly Holy Shit-ing! I thought that being a Nightmare put me just below Brother Chun and the Ten Lords, but I didn’t expect these two guys to be this Bullshit! Actually, since they can stir up an Evil God in the Five Cities, of course they’re more Bullshit than me!

The Evil God pouted coquettishly: "Master is so noble, how could you use an ordinary mirror? Actually, I know there’s a Bikers workshop in the city that sprays paint on dynamic bikes. They’ve got this really high-end gorgeous Mithril spray paint that can be used to make mirrors—ah, Master, I really want that kind of Mithril mirror! That way I can both look at myself and wait for Master to arrive!"

——System Message: You received Cindyvana’s quest ’Obtain the Bikers’ Mithril Spray Paint’!

Alpha and Beta looked at each other again, more shocked than ever!

Beta asked in astonishment: "How do you know so much about what’s in the city?"

The Evil God snorted and acted cutesy: "I don’t know why I know, I just know, okay, Master, please?"

Beta was at a loss for words: "Alright, I’ll take care of it right away."

"Master, love you~~"

As soon as they left the Divine Tomb, Alpha practically wanted to go crazy: "Old buddy, she’s completely off! She doesn’t seem to be under our control at all!"

Beta got anxious: "Old buddy, calm down! Think about it: the Ten Lords all know our ultimate target is the Bronze City Divine Tomb. What would they do? If we were on defense, what would we do?"

Alpha was silent for a moment: "Make the Evil God appear ahead of time—either control her, or wipe her out."

Beta said: "Exactly. She didn’t naturally appear over a hundred years; the Ten Lords definitely forced her into existence somehow. She has no idea how to control her energy, that’s precisely to lure the Guardian God into destroying her! At the same time, she’s so obedient and docile, that’s also to make it easier for the Ten Lords to control her!"

Alpha suddenly jolted: "But how did the Ten Lords force her into existence?"

Beta said: "Her tone and behavior are completely that of a Bitch! They must have found a Bitch’s soul, so she has a name, knows some things about the city, and likes jewelry."

Alpha shook his head: "Impossible. A normal Bitch couldn’t possibly drive this much Death Qi in the Divine Tomb. It has to be a powerful Mage-level Spirit Body, at least on par with the Divine Artifact Resentment Pot. But a powerful Mage’s Spirit Body wouldn’t be this dumb, with not even basic awareness of defending against a Guardian God."

Beta suddenly had a revelation: "But what if it’s not one spirit, but forty-four?"

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