The Main Character is the Villain

"So, it was that hard for you?"

"Yeah, it was fucking hard."

Eve was clinging tightly to me, acting with cutesy charm. It was only after hearing the whole story that I could finally calm my startled heart. Since Eve was on the verge of tears, I had thought she had definitely killed another noble.

Fortunately, she handled things very reasonably, and the territory's current situation was also very good compared to the sudden annexation. I stroked Eve's hair and called over a passing servant. The servant let out a strange noise, seeming flustered as I suddenly appeared in the center of the mansion.

"Aigo! Eok! M-My Lord!"

"Could you go and fetch the coachman? And call for Sonia Yaivan as well."

Eve flinched in surprise at my words about calling Soya and asked.

"Why her?"

"I have some work for her."

"So, after the territory annexation, you found out the village chief was embezzling money and playing around in the mansion?"

"Yeah. He was a complete fucking bastard."

"So what did you do? Did you let him live?"

"No. I beat him to death."

"Good job. Good job."

I hugged Eve and patted her back. Eve hugged me tightly and giggled before grabbing my cheeks and speaking.

"Husband, why does your face look so haggard? Huh? Did you suffer over there? Did those fucking elf bitches torment you?"

My conscience pricked at Eve's worried question. My face only looked haggard because I had come back after only having sex without eating any meals. But I felt too sorry to bring up such a story in front of Eve, who had suffered because of work. So I answered.

"Yeah. Erina and the queen, that fucking bitch, tried to play me, so I suffered a bit."

I decided to turn the Ahildern royal family into bastards. Eve made a surprised expression at those words and started touching my body here and there.

"You aren't brainwashed, are you? Right? Huh?"

Seeing Eve worry made me want to play a prank. I made a pained expression, clutching my head as I spoke.

"Ah, now that you mention it, my head hurts a little..."

"Seeing you spout bullshit, you didn't get brainwashed. That's a relief."

But Eve ruthlessly ignored my reaction, and I smacked my lips with an embarrassed expression. Eve patted my shoulder and hugged me again. Over Eve's shoulder, I could see Soya walking over, leaning on her staff. From another direction, the coachman was running over in a flurry. I patted Eve's back, and Eve understood my hand signal, stepping slightly to the side.

Soya widened her eyes, seeming somewhat flustered to see that I had returned, and looked back and forth between me and Eve. I spoke.

"Soya. Have you been doing well?"

"Yeah, right?"

Seeing me call her Soya, Eve narrowed her eyes, seemingly slightly offended, and muttered like that. Soya read Eve's mood and shrank back, but still gave me a goofy grin.

"M-My Lord! When did you get back! I-If you had told me in advance, I would have changed into pretty clothes, hehehe..."

Soya scratched her head and twisted her body. Her face dyed red, matching her pink hair. Leaving her be, I also offered a greeting to the coachman.

"Coachman. How have you been while I was away?"

"Aigo! My Lord! I have been doing well, sir! It was so lonely in the territory without you, My Lord. Ah, of course, I don't mean that our Lady Peta couldn't rule the territory, but still, we need you here, My Lord..."

"Thank you, coachman. It's a bit awkward to say this as soon as I arrive, but I need you to do some work for me. Is that alright?"

"Of course, sir! This coachman is ready to run to the ends of the earth if you command it, My Lord!"

"Hold on, husband. Where are you going again? See Sieri before you go this time. She was sad that you left without seeing her face previously."

I shook my head at Eve, who was speaking urgently. I stroked Eve's hair once and spoke to Soya again.

"Soya, I have something to ask of you seriously as well. Will that be alright? Honestly, I've known you for a long time, Soya, but I'm a bit cautious about whether I can ask this of you."

"A f-favor? Hehe... P-Please speak. I can d-do anything for you, after all?"

Soya walked in front of me and made an appeal with her breasts. Since she was wearing low-cut clothes, its destructive power was considerable. I couldn't help but get excited as I stared at Soya's breasts. Eve, perhaps annoyed at Soya's behavior, subtly pressed her own breasts against my arm and glued her body to mine.

"Hoo..."

Feeling Eve's touch, I was able to regain my reason. In fact, it seemed Soya would spread her legs if I told her to right now, but for the grand cause of Dragon Sex, I absolutely needed Soya's help right now.

"Soya. The favor I want to ask is?"

"The favor is?"

"I would like you to take a trip to the Northern Region."

"Of course... What?"

Soya was about to show a joyful expression, waving her hands around, but then stared at me with a bewildered face. As she unhesitatingly revealed a flustered expression on her face, Eve couldn't hold back her laughter and laughed out loud.

"Ahahahaha! Look at her expression, ahaha!!"

At the sound of her laughter, all the passing people looked this way, murmuring upon seeing my face. A few people scattered in all directions to spread the news of my return, and the knights confirmed my presence and came running over. I scowled and waved my hand to shoo them away. Even while I was doing this, Soya remained frozen with her flustered expression. With a pale face, she clutched her staff tightly and asked me.

"T-The Northern Region? Um... Why are you suddenly telling me to go to the Northern Region..."

"Don't misunderstand. It's not an exile or an attempt to kick you out. You really just need to visit the Northern Region and come back."

"I-Is that so?"

Soya finally showed signs of relief at my additional explanation. Eve was still giggling beside me the whole time. To prevent Soya from misunderstanding, I showed her the carriage I had ridden in and began to explain again. The moment she heard the name [Carriage of Alio Festa], Soya showed clear signs of excitement.

"This is the carriage Princess Erini rode in previously, right? To think I get to ride a carriage equipped with a teleportation function... This is... This is really... I mean! As a mage, this is an incredible thrill and a great gift!"

Did this mean a mage was still a mage, no matter how steeped in lust they were? She seemed to have forgotten the fact that she had to ride this to the Northern Region. To remind Soya of her mission again, I began to explain the reason she had to go.

"Understood? Just think of it as marking a checkpoint for the Northern Region using this carriage. It's a carriage that can perform teleportation to any place it has visited once, at any time. If possible, I didn't want to send you, a mage, but you're the only person who is free from needing proof of social standing when entering other territories and safe from problems like bands of thieves."

It really was only Soya. The other knights couldn't go because of their mission formations, and although Eve and Elsi had enough skill, it was obvious they would cause trouble whenever they roamed around other territories. Sending Sieri or Aira was too dangerous, and I felt sorry to send Robin on a fifteen-day business trip since he was now a newlywed. But sending the coachman alone with such an expensive carriage was just asking for him to end up dying away from home.

Since I had to oversee territory matters right now, I couldn't leave my seat to go fuck.

Therefore, the right answer was to send Soya, who could beat up a decent band of thieves with her bare hands, had no special restrictions on territory entry, and possessed an outstanding level of understanding regarding the carriage. Soya also nodded her head energetically with an expression of understanding after hearing my story.

"So, you are saying that you trust me. Hehehe..."

Of course, only her nod was energetic; her tone was incredibly gloomy. Smiling bitterly, I encouraged Soya and went into the mansion with Eve. The carriage was scheduled for departure as soon as Soya and the coachman finished preparing for their long-distance journey. As soon as I entered, I summoned Robin to the reception room. Robin, who was completely ecstatic preparing for his newlywed life, walked in with a beaming expression and offered a salute.

"My Lord! Did you have a safe trip!"

"Robin, it's a bit awkward to say this as soon as I arrive."

As I set a serious mood, Robin immediately stood at attention and stiffened his expression.

"Yes! My Lord!"

"While our Eve was suffering so much, I heard you were having sex in the next room all the time?"

"Ah, I-I'm sorry! I um... I just couldn't hold it in..."

"Robin. I understand since you're newlyweds, but is it okay to torment our Eve like that? This is strictly my house. Robin. I was purposely trying to prepare a house for you so you could fuck freely, but you acted like this because you couldn't hold it in for a few days?"

"I-I'm sorry!"

"This isn't an issue that ends with an apology, is it? It's practically no different from disgracing the Lord's Wife. Right?"

"I will gladly accept any punishment!"

"Speaking about this publicly would be an insult to Lady Rosalyn Yuba as well, so apologize to Eve personally as quietly as possible. Since your stamina seems to be overflowing right now, run ten laps around the mansion in full combat gear after your daily routine ends. Since you said you couldn't hold it in, run every day until the newlywed home plans are finalized. Do you understand?"

"Yes! Understood!"

I kicked Robin out of the house and thought inside my head again. A lot of grievances were coming in, and the land had grown too vast. One mansion was empty, and we needed a newlywed home. I thought.

Should I just dump this work on Rosalyn Yuba?

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