The Most Random System

Chapter 1229: Chapter 542: This Finally Ended Semester Was Quite Long_3

As Bai Bufan’s good buddy, since Bai Bufan doesn’t have parents at the moment, Lin Li is willing to humble himself to become Bai Bufan’s parents. Hence, when they almost finished packing and were ready to leave, Lin Li offered some heartfelt advice.

"Indeed, indeed," Zhou Baowei also nodded, "The snacks you’ve saved up can be used to treat me next semester."

Bai Bufan: "..."

With other parents around and hearing this, they curiously looked over, seemingly trying to figure out the true relationship between the two. Bai Bufan couldn’t tease Lin Li and could only twitch the corner of his mouth and nod through gritted teeth, "Okay, okay, hurry and go —"

At this point, Bai Bufan felt even more justified having Lin Li carry more stuff for him than he did himself.

At the entrance of the dormitory first floor.

"Whoa, there’s an old Death Note in the trash can here."

Lin Li tossed a bit of garbage from the dorm room into the trash can. Seeing an old Death Note placed between several garbage bags, he raised an eyebrow and remarked.

"Notebook, right," Bai Bufan dragged his suitcase forward, "Ze Yu also bought one during the New Year’s garden party. Guess whose name is on it the most?"

"Tianming." Lin Li immediately gave the answer.

"It’s me." Bai Bufan laughed bitterly.

"Makes sense." Lin Li accepted instantly without questioning.

"The week before last, he was pretending to be gloomy, posted a flower on his moments, along with the caption ’I’m like this bouquet, half blooming, half decayed.’" Bai Bufan began to confess his sins.

"Why didn’t I see it?"

"Because I commented, ’Syphilis on the lower half?’ ’Don’t give up, there’s still a chance to treat it,’ and then he deleted it, and started privately messaging me." Bai Bufan sighed.

"Most reasonable."

"But, Lin Li, if you ask me, isn’t L kind of too dumb," Bai Bufan no longer continued on the sad topic, but instead brought up another idea, "If I were L, I would change the name to Yagami Friend, stop halfway through writing ’Moon’ and bam, he’d be dead."

Lin Li heard this and rubbed his chin, pretending to ponder, and after a long while, nodded, "A clever battle of wits, but if you ask me, Yagami Light is still too uptight, always wanting to maintain his status as the god of the new world."

"Bufan, do you remember, when Yagami Light was under surveillance and he didn’t show any desire while looking at swimsuit photos? As contemporaries, L would’ve been suspicious if he didn’t show any reaction. If he’d just play up a fake demeanor in front of the camera, act in front of Suke, Yagami Soichiro, and L, wear skirts in the camera like ’Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, the pressure is so high, exams are so tiring, actually I’m a super feminine masochist, I joined the investigation just to get close to L darling, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...’

He could’ve immediately dispelled L’s suspicions. Really, he was just too proud, facing reality with misery."

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

Oh my.

Actually.

Was that even human language just now?

I actually understood it, am I really human too?

After pondering for a moment—

"Lin Li, it’s a pity we can’t adapt ’Death Note.’

"Indeed."

Arriving at the school gate.

"Are your parents here yet? Should I leave your stuff here?"

"Yeah, just leave it here."

"Alright, then I’ll head home." After putting the stuff down, Lin Li walked towards where his bike was parked.

"Okay, be careful on the way back, remember to ride on the motor vehicle lane, don’t look at the road, get distracted, go through the red light, stop on green." Bai Bufan waved.

"Got it, got it, hey—Bufan, I see your dad."

"Where? Has he come?"

"Yeah, yeah, right there in the mirror."

"Nuwa, damn, I swear I’m gonna pull out your bike valve core today."

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