The Most Random System

Chapter 1236: Chapter 546: If This Isn’t Love

In the next ten minutes, there was no car accident, amnesia, alien invasion, meteor suddenly making people swap souls, Sister Yu suddenly confessing to Lin Li in the middle of the road, or any of these popular developments.

Unfortunately, Lin Li arrived smoothly at the foot of Bai Bufan’s building.

"Lin Li: I’m downstairs at your place, remember to come down."

Not replying immediately, Lin Li didn’t find it strange. From just waking up to being able to go out, ten minutes could be enough for a guy, but there’s no need to be so rushed.

After all, it’s New Year’s Eve.

Washing your hair and whatnot takes time.

"Lin Li: Aren’t you done yet?"

But after waiting another ten minutes, during which he sent several messages but got no reply, Lin Li still made a WeChat call.

The call was hung up after half a minute.

Bai Bufan finally responded to the message.

"Lin Li: Aren’t you done yet?"

"Bai Bufan: Happy."

"Bai Bufan: Filled, just finished washing hair."

Looking at Bai Bufan’s two replies, Lin Li squinted his eyes.

Anytime! Anywhere! Super detective! Serious about solving cases! Woof!

Now let’s think, think, think~ When you encounter problems, think, think, think~ Always follow clues~ Just like a super detective~ Carefully think, think, think~

After playing the magical theme song of "Super Detective" in his head, Lin Li had already discovered the blind spot.

These two messages, one should be "Almost," and the other should be "Just finished washing hair." The former picked the wrong word, and for the latter, the first letter of "gang" was mistakenly pressed as the nearby "f"!

As an old hand on the internet, how could Bai Bufan make such a low-level typo?

Even if shampoo got into his eyes, it shouldn’t be the case!

So... there’s only one truth!

"Lin Li initiated a video call."

"Rejected."

"Bai Bufan: What do you want, I’m going to hammer a nail."

"Lin Li: Wow, Bufan, are you truly in the bathroom, fighting off sleep, just finished washing your hair waiting for the blow-dryer, or are you happily burping while letting out silent farts snug under your soft, fragrant comforter?"

"Bai Bufan: Of course, washing hair."

"Lin Li: Then answer my video call."

"Lin Li initiated a video call."

"Rejected."

"Bai Bufan: I have a little idol baggage, and Lin Li, I’m still deeply in love with you, so before I finish tidying up myself, I don’t want you to see the imperfect me."

"Bai Bufan: Emoji ’Forgive me Sasuke, this is the last time.’

"Lin Li initiated a video call."

Seemingly realizing he couldn’t escape, Bai Bufan finally answered this time.

On the screen, Bai Bufan was picking eye gunk from the corner of his eye, with hair messy like a bird’s nest, clad only in thermal underwear, his body below the armpits covered by the blanket, hiding the springtime view.

After clearing one eye of gunk, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li, who was coldly laughing on the other side, without any guilt or remorse. Instead, he shook his head with a slightly reproachful tone:

"Look, see? Lin Li, I find you really love to nitpick. Now that you know the truth, well, now nobody looks good. I offer you face, but you don’t take it. You are... so high and mighty, only thinking about yourself."

Lin Li first flipped off the phone, then asked:

"Bufan, I’m curious now. Did you doze off again because you couldn’t help it after waking up, or did you hang up my voice call and turn over to sleep soundly without any guilt?"

"We’re such good bros; how could it be the latter? It must be that I couldn’t ha ha ha resist—" Bai Bufan amused himself, "bro, there was indeed a moment of struggle, Lin Li, trust me."

This time, Lin Li’s single flip-off in the camera turned into a double.

"Sigh, you don’t understand, how can one suppress drowsiness?"

Bai Bufan sighed, struggled to lift the blanket, then shuddered and immediately pulled the blanket back over himself, sticking just his upper body out of the camera to grab clothes from the chair beside the bed.

The winter survival law: put on the upper body clothes before lifting the blanket.

"Bufan, your life seems a bit troubled."

Suffering too, yet still lamenting.

"Alright, I really got up," the camera showed Bai Bufan indeed getting up, "I’ll hang up the video, going to wash up. I need to wash my hair too, twenty minutes, you can have a round in the car first."

"Alright."

The video was hung up again.

As for waiting another twenty minutes, Lin Li had no complaints—truly no complaints.

After all, he wasn’t really a good person himself; just thinking about why he was looking for Bai Bufan made Lin Li laugh like Bai Bufan did in the video just now.

Bufan is a scoundrel; am I not one too?

Sigh, I’m truly no good.

...

There was no need for Lin Li to urge again, and in less than twenty minutes, Bai Bufan appeared downstairs.

His hair hadn’t been completely dried; some strands were still obviously clumped.

After seeing Lin Li’s car, Bai Bufan came straight over, opened the passenger door, sat down, and, seeing Lin Li’s gentle smile, asked irritably:

"So, what are we actually doing? Didn’t we agree to go out together tonight? Why suddenly change the plan to early morning? Damn, do you know, my parents aren’t even awake yet."

"Life needs lots of surprises to brighten it up, don’t worry, there’s a plan, and it will definitely exceed your expectations."

"What’s the plan, going out for the whole day now? Then I have to tell my parents when they wake up; I was definitely going to have New Year’s Eve dinner with them."

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