The Most Random System

Chapter 1244: Chapter 549: Cultivators Are Not Invincible_2

Mrs. Bai started the simple introduction, while Lin Li naturally responded with a sweet smile and polite response template.

"...Okay, then Auntie and Uncle will continue to prepare. If you feel like you need anything later, just say it directly, don’t be shy."

Finally, this warm welcoming ’’ceremony’’ came to a temporary end, and Mrs. Bai and Father Bai returned to preparing the New Year’s Eve dinner.

A face almost numb from smiling politely; Lin Li moved to Bai Bufan’s side.

He was watching a few hairy crabs playing bondage play in the iron basin.

They were indeed very lively and well-sized. You could feel their plumpness even without opening the shells.

Lin Li put his arm around Bai Bufan next to him, bent down, and asked a mysteriously fabulous question he’d just thought of:

"Bufan, do you think if aliens invaded Earth now and happened to capture Bao Wei, who’s been constipated for two days, would they be excited to cut open Bao Wei’s stomach and post excitedly back to their home planet saying, ’Look! This one’s got loads of roe!’?"

Bai Bufan: "O.o?"

It’s hard to imagine this is a question a human could ask, but considering it came from Lin Li’s mouth, it’s quite normal.

However, Lin Li’s thoughts didn’t stop there.

Touching his chin, he had a further epiphany: "When they eat your hemorrhoids, they might say this one even has popping balls."

"Even if eventually they find it’s not roe but human glands, it doesn’t matter. While eating, they might say, ’No worries, humans usually eat grains, which are clean,’ after all, when we eat snails, few people intentionally discard their tails, right? Anyway, they usually eat seaweed and kelp, it’s about the same?"

Bai Bufan: "o.O?"

Bai Bufan is not worried about aliens invading Earth to catch crabs.

In all likelihood, Earth would appear as an asylum to aliens; the food here won’t kill them, but might make them sh*t.

"Crab roes of male and female crabs are respectively gold and eggs. Can you be a little more respectful when making analogies?"

Bai Bufan had long passed the age of being disgusted by hairy crabs due to such claims, thus he could calmly sigh and express his disdain.

"That’s like lifting your roof and seeing you taking off while lamenting ’Wow, this one’s roe is overflowing.’

"Haha, incredible!"

Not staying long in the living room, they returned to Bai Bufan’s room amidst taboo words.

Lin Li glanced at the trash bin beside the bed; the ultimate haven for billions of life forms, it’s filled with tissues.

"For cleaning screens and hand sweat, don’t misunderstand, the ones I used have already been flushed down the toilet to the septic tank."

With a glance at Ding Zhen, Bai Bufan proved his innocence immediately.

"Not bad, the kid can be taught." Lin Li nodded in satisfaction.

"That’s quite comfy then."

Bai Bufan casually tossed his jacket aside and comfortably lay on his bed.

Lin Li picked up Bai Bufan’s jacket and tossed it aside again, then comfortably lay down on Bai Bufan’s bed.

"Too close, Lin Li."

"18CM."

"...What do you mean?"

"That’s the distance between our hearts now."

"So it’s that, oh my f*cking god, you scared me."

"That one’s 17.13CM."

"Then you’re really blessed, buddy. Even if I cook a nice little meal, I couldn’t report such a number."

"It’ll be okay, there’ll be a second growth."

"Growth is one thing, but why are you still moving closer? It’s getting a bit suggestive, Lin Li."

"I want to reduce the distance between us from 18CM to 17.13CM."

"You can’t mend that, I beg you Lin Li, I think there’s still some ambiguity between us, I wish to enjoy my private space."

"Yes, I understand, private space is indeed comfortable."

"Since you understand, why aren’t you moving further away."

"So, am I not enjoying your private space too?"

"F*ck, is that how you get comfortable, oh my god, you’re so bad, you naughty stockings."

"Good guys go unnoticed, bad guys get loved."

"Lin Li, stop touching my butt, I don’t advise you to ’Seven Stars Entertainment’ me, because I didn’t wipe after pooping today."

"Love you for not wiping~ that bit of poop residue~"

"Oh my f*ck!!!!!!"

"Whoa~ you hit me too hard with that punch~"

"Hahaha, get out, get out of my blanket, I would rather share a cup with you than share a blanket with you or Wang Ze!!"

The extremely mundane conversation between the two finally cracked up Bai Bufan, who laughed out loud and mercilessly kicked Lin Li out of the blanket when Lin Li ’’randomly’’ started singing.

Separated by Bai Bufan across the Chu-Han boundary, Lin Li didn’t move closer again.

Bai Bufan is too sensitive.

Actually, brothers should be burrowing in the covers together.

This can be reasoned.

Firstly, everyone who studied language knows that active and passive sentences can be modified and after modification, they don’t change their meaning.

So.

Bai Bufan and Lin Li became sworn brothers.

Modify this sentence from active to passive.

Bai Bufan and Lin Li burrowed in the covers.

The two are equal.

The reasoning proves successful.

But Bai Bufan doesn’t accept it, there’s no choice but to tell this logic to Wang Ze next time, let him replace me in bothering our classmates from Class Four.

Yawning, he went to bed. Bai Bufan, who didn’t sleep enough, felt a little drowsy and decided not to continue lying down, got up, turned on the computer, and asked Lin Li still on the bed, "Wanna play games?"

"4399 or 7k7k?"

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