The Rogue Villager Chen Erbao

Fang Yun was so furious that her ample chest heaved, her lingerie barely able to contain it.

Chen Erbao hurriedly explained, "Sister-in-law, I just lost track of time. There were so many herbs on the mountain."

"I'm back safe and sound now, so you don't have to worry."

Fang Yun noticed Chen Erbao was unharmed, and she breathed a small sigh of relief.

"Anyway, I'm warning you. If you dare pull a stunt like your cousin and stay out all night, I'll skin you alive."

'Skin me?'

'The skin on top, or the one down below?'

'With her hands, or with her mouth?'

The image of Fang Yun's head buried in his pants, her mouth working him, flashed through Chen Erbao's mind. He could still recall the feeling of being completely enveloped in her soft, warm mouth.

After a long moment, Chen Erbao finally snapped out of it.

"Brother Da Bao isn't back yet?"

Chen Dabao had left early in the morning, and there was still no word from him. 'What could he be up to?'

Fang Yun said, "Tell me about it. But forget him. He's been leaving early and coming back late every day. It's normal for him to stay out all night. Heaven knows what he's busy with."

"He probably won't even come back tonight."

Fang Yun secretly gulped, her eyes drifting down to Chen Erbao's crotch.

"Er Bao, the nights are cold. Why don't I... warm up your bed for you?"

HISS...

Chen Erbao instantly sucked in a sharp breath.

'Is she offering to warm my bed, or does she want me to warm up her buns?'

The mere thought of that soft, pale handful sent a 'thrill' of excitement through Chen Erbao.

But on second thought, his face fell. 'Right now, Fang Yun is clearly willing, but I'm completely powerless to do anything about it.'

Fang Yun thought of this too and was instantly annoyed.

"I'm heading back."

"Sister-in-law, wait..."

Before Chen Erbao could finish his sentence, Fang Yun was already out of his courtyard, leaving his heart in a flutter.

'She could've at least left me a souvenir.'

'Panties, stockings, anything. I'm not picky.'

That's what he thought, anyway. He would never dare say it to Fang Yun's face.

He hadn't truly plumbed Fang Yun's depths yet, so he couldn't just say whatever he wanted.

Shaking his head, Chen Erbao looked at the sack full of Gastrodia.

'This is four hundred thousand yuan right here.'

'With money, I could buy her any kind of panties and stockings she wants.'

The thought of someday having a steady supply of items, all steeped in Fang Yun's unique scent, made Chen Erbao grin so wide his gums were showing.

But on second thought, a worry crept in.

'There are plenty of herb buyers in town, but there are just as many scammers. This stuff I have is top-quality. What if they all collude? I'd never get a good price, even for the good stuff.'

'I have to find a reliable buyer.'

Chen Erbao had gathered herbs before, but he usually just used them for the clinic, rarely selling any.

Even when he did, the quantities were too small to fuss over the price.

But wild Gastrodia was different. He couldn't be careless, especially since this batch was just the beginning.

'Right! Sister Qin!'

Shen Qin was Xu Sheng's wife. Their home wasn't far from Chen Erbao's. The young couple had only recently married, and being young, their passions ran high.

Chen Erbao's hearing was particularly sharp, and right after they got married, he could hear their moans and groans every single night.

Things had been much quieter lately, though. He wondered if it was because Xu Sheng, who gathered herbs for a living, had been getting home so late every day.

The thought of Shen Qin inevitably brought her enchanting figure to his mind.

Since he hadn't heard any moaning and groaning lately, he guessed the fire in Shen Qin's belly had nowhere to go. She must have been feeling the heat, because she'd started dressing in very... refreshing outfits every day.

The other day, when Chen Erbao passed by Shen Qin's house, he'd clearly seen her in the yard swinging a hoe, wearing nothing but a pair of overalls. Chen Erbao had seen it with his own two eyes—she was wearing absolutely nothing underneath.

Her movements were a bit too large, and her two big, white "bunnies" swung right out.

Chen Erbao quickly shook his head, trying to clear the image.

'Sister Qin and Brother Sheng may have had an arranged marriage, but judging by how loud they were at night, they must be pretty lovey-dovey.'

'Chen Erbao, you can't be getting any ideas.'

'It's one thing to be a playboy, but I wouldn't dare be a Huangmao.'

He pinched his inner thigh to snap himself out of it, quickly tidied up, and hurried over to Shen Qin's house.

Xu Sheng had made a good living selling herbs, so he must have reliable connections. Asking him was definitely the right move.

From a good distance away, Chen Erbao spotted the red brick walls of Xu Sheng's courtyard, and the image of a commando Shen Qin swinging her hoe involuntarily popped back into his mind.

He quickly shook off the thought and hurried forward.

When he got to the entrance, he found the main gate shut tight.

Villagers went to bed early, it was true, but it was only a little after eight. Based on their usual routine, Xu Sheng had probably just gotten home.

"The wind must've blown it shut,"

Chen Erbao mumbled. But just as he was about to knock, he heard Shen Qin cursing from inside the courtyard.

"Xu Sheng, you useless piece of trash!"

"Even if I wash up and present my ass to you, you still don't know where to stick it! How did I marry such a useless bastard? A pickaxe handle would be better than you!"

"Hiss... that hurts a little."

Standing at the gate, Chen Erbao's mind was reeling.

'What the...?'

'That was... a lot to take in.'

He peeked through a crack in the gate, and his eyes immediately widened in shock.

Shen Qin was facing the gate. Just as Chen Erbao peeked through the crack, she lifted her left leg high and planted her foot right on the gate itself.

Seeing the situation clearly, Chen Erbao nearly had a nosebleed.

Before, she'd just been topless; this time, she was bottomless too.

A hole had been cut in her denim overalls, perfectly revealing the tender pink petals within.

Shen Qin must have been standing on a chair, because her position put her pulsing petals right at eye level—or rather, nose level—with Chen Erbao. If he breathed in deeply, he could catch the scent of a salty sea breeze.

The normally soft 'weeds' growing beside the petals were now slick with 'flower dew', plastered against the pale skin on either side. Chen Erbao could almost see the 'pistil' within.

'This is way too stimulating, isn't it?'

'I just came here to ask a serious question, and this is what I get to see?'

'Isn't this just pure torture?'

But what Chen Erbao didn't expect was that things were about to get even more stimulating.

He watched, wide-eyed, as Shen Qin carefully retrieved a palm-sized, cylindrical object made of transparent silicone from her pocket. Then, she attached its suction-cup base right over the crack in the door.

She aimed her 'pistil' right at the object and pressed herself against it.

"Hiss... So cold."

Chen Erbao was completely stunned.

'Damn, how could it not be cold?'

Her two long, pale legs were spread wide in a split, pressed tightly against the crack in the gate. The gap was just a little too narrow; otherwise, Chen Erbao could have reached right through and touched her soft, tender thighs.

Of course, that wasn't the point.

The point was that the cylindrical silicone object was transparent.

She had aimed and pressed herself directly onto it. Her black 'weeds' were even poking through the crack in the gate. Now, Chen Erbao didn't even need to press his face to the gap to smell the ocean air.

He saw everything, crystal clear.

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