I teleport us back to the cabin to our guest room, and it is dark outside. My stomach growls loudly since it has been a while since we last ate, and Ayaka giggles as I do my post orgasmic moans. She says as she licks her fingers with one hand while zipping my pants up with her other with the help of a tentacle, “Let’s get you something to eat, my love.” I nod, still completely flushed with pleasure, as Gang Orca excuses himself respectfully while still wearing his headphones. I am so thankful that he isn’t a creep.
I sit up in bed while still breathing heavily, thinking of the jewelry we got from Link, “I think you should keep those earrings that make you swim faster. I think we can negotiate plenty without those, and they would really help you in the water.” Ayaka strokes my bangs out of my face with the hand that buttoned my pants while still cleaning her fingers with her other hand.
She smiles warmly and says, “I would love that. Let’s talk it over with Principal Nezu first before we make things official.” I nod, and I grab her arm and put her fingers to my mouth so I can clean them better. She bites her lip and says, “I love it when you take me in your mouth.” I blush furiously as I lick all around her fingers, tasting myself, and I can’t help but let out a moan of pleasure while looking at her sexy face. I really want to touch her, but I know we can’t because of our mission. When her fingers are completely clean, she removes them and brings her lips down to mine and says, “When you look at me with such eyes, it makes me not ever want to leave this bed. Sometimes, I just want to put the mission on pause, so I can have my way with you.” After the kiss, we both groan in sexual frustration and get up so we can be responsible.
We go downstairs with the loot in tow, and Principal Nezu says, while (take a wild guess.....) drinking tea yet again, “Gang Orca has told me of quite an adventure you went on, and how you were able to collect things to help with negotiations. Can you show me?” We nod, and Ayaka pulls out the jewelry that Link gave us and tells Principal Nezu, “These pieces of jewelry have power. These keep the wearer warmer. That one keeps them cool. This one provides shock resistance. These earrings make the wearer swim faster. I would like to keep the last one, though, since I swim very slowly, being an octopus.” I just had the idea of getting another piece of jewelry specifically for that spiky bastard since he needs to sweat, but on second thought, I think he would decline a gift like that. Principal Nezu places his teacup down and picks up the jewelry, inspects it, and says, “That is fascinating. Have you had the opportunity to test them out yet to verify if they have the same effect in this world?” We shake our heads, and Principal Nezu says, “Let’s verify that they actually work before we go into negotiations. Since it is getting dark, though, we can save that for tomorrow.”
We nod, and Ayaka takes the jewelry back and puts it up in her sketchbook for security, saving it as 2D. Katyusha brings us tea cups, and Principal Nezu pours us tea and asks, “Gang Orca didn’t go into much detail in the short time he was down here before you got here, so can you illuminate what occurred there?” I look around, and Crimson Cossack, who can understand Japanese, isn't there, and Katyusha isn’t using the translation application, I don’t think. Ayaka, after also checking with me, tells him everything that occurred in Hyrule. Principal Nezu chuckles, “The stories you girls tell almost sound like pure fantasy, and I am sure if anyone overheard you, they would think you were making things up. The idea that monsters could disappear and drop things like one of those video games is astonishing.”
Ayaka pulls out the giant ruby from the monster while leaving the other raw, uncut gems. She says while handing it to the principal, “Gang Orca defeated a strong, large monster that dropped a ruby. We have many more just like it, and also have topaz, sapphire, amber, and pearls as well.” Principal Nezu examines the gems and says, “These are very large uncut gems. Now I am by no means an expert on gems, but I estimate that this would be 740,000,000,000.00 yen if sold, judging by the weight and carat.” I dropped my jaw in total shock at the number. SO MANY ZEROES! Ayaka was shocked, too, and gasped, “That is so much!” She looked at me, though I was still dazed and in shock at the number, and she waved her hand in front of my face as I stared at the ruby that Principal Nezu was still observing. I jolted from my shock, and Ayaka giggled, “That is a lot of zeroes, isn’t it?” I nod. It really is a lot of zeroes.
Principal Nezu says while giving the gems back one at a time to Ayaka, “I was prepared to part with a few billion yen, but I think we can negotiate without parting with all of these. I have a plan to minimize how much we part with. If everything goes to plan, I think we will only part with two. If anything more is needed, I can use my own funds.” We nod, and I sit down and get out my own sketch pad and draw Ayaka more shuriken and kunai knives since they go quickly in combat. We can never be overprepared.
The maid, Katyusha, comes out and has her phone on her translation app and speaks into her phone with a worried voice, and we hear the automated voice, “I heard that you are going to be visiting Ivanov soon. There are rumors that he likes young girls like you, so it may be best if you stayed behind.” I clutch the vest of my costume reflexively, and my face pales as I think of Viper. Sir Floof senses my feelings and comes out and places his ribbons on me. Ayaka says, “We have something that will fix that.” She gets up, runs upstairs, and comes back down wearing her binder, fake chest, and jeans. I see the relief in Katyusha’s face, and she says, “I would still feel better if you didn’t go, but that is a good disguise. Be sure to wear those if you do go, ok?” We nod in understanding.
Katyusha asks into her phone while approaching Ayaka, “Can I touch it?” She nods, and Katyusha runs her fingers over Ayaka’s fake chest and abs. I really don’t like other people touching Ayaka, but at least hers is more inquisitive than flirting. But I still don’t like it. I brood as I go back to drawing Ayaka's weapons in my sketchbook, trying not to think about Katyusha stroking Ayaka. I can’t see them because I have my hood pulled down, brooding, and Ayaka approaches me and says in a singsong voice, “Kai--Chan.” I stop drawing and look up to see Ayaka sitting down beside me, and she says while biting her lip, “I would rather you stroke my muscles, Kai-chan.” Katyusha is there watching, but she said she wanted me to stroke her, so with a hesitant hand, I stroke her fake muscular torso.
Principal Nezu gets up and says in Russian, which we don't understand, “I can see where this is going, so I will just retire for the evening. Thank you for the hospitality as always, Katyusha.” She smiles warmly and nods to Principal Nezu. He looked like he was going to put his dishes in the kitchen, but Katyusha intercepted him, grabbed his dishes, and took them to the sink, washing them as I stroked her fake torso. While we are temporarily alone since Principal Nezu left and Katyusha is occupied in the kitchen briefly, Ayaka makes a tentacle in her jeans to make it look like she is hard, and I blush furiously as she says, wearing a smirk while bringing her lips closer to mine, “See? You are the only one who can make me hard.” She kisses me, and she takes my hand and places it on her tentacle bulge. A moan escapes my mouth into hers, and she giggles. Ayaka takes her lips away from our passion-filled kiss as a string of saliva connects our lips temporarily.
Katyusha placed Principal Nezu’s teacup and saucer in the drainboard to dry, and comes back and sees Ayaka’s bulge in her jeans and says, “You make a convincing, young man, Flustrated. Does Hops have a similar disguise?” Ayaka bites her lip, looking at me, and nods while telling her, “She does, and she is so handsome.” I blush furiously at her compliment. I pick up my sketchbook to hide my face, but Ayaka weaponizes it as a shield for another kiss. She takes us 2D, and we go inside the sketchbook that drops onto the floor, and we lie on top of the cool 'metal' of a shuriken as she kisses me. I moan into her mouth, and she sneaks a tentacle behind me and inside my pants, and she grinds between the lips of my vulva as we kiss, and I moan more into her mouth. She lies on top of me with her bulge on me, and I say in between kisses in a whisper while trying not to lose my composure with the stimulation to my vulva, “You are so hot.”
We went to bed shortly after.
The next day, after we had eaten breakfast, Principal Nezu asked Ayaka to bring out the jewelry so we could test it. He says, “Why don’t you put on the earrings and your hero costume and try to swim in both your human and octopus form? Some ponds near here are refreshing during this time of year, though I wouldn't know from personal experience.” Ayaka goes upstairs and puts on her hero costume and the opal earrings, while I grab her a towel and her robe and wait for her at the bottom of the stairs with the others. When she emerges, she looks so beautiful, and I find myself staring. The white in the earrings provides a beautiful contrast to her black hero outfit. When she sees me stare, she goes 5D, and I pout a little, not being able to see her. She yoinks me into 5D and whispers, “Do you like it that much?” I nod, and she giggles and brings me in for a kiss. Principal Nezu clears his throat, and Ayaka panically brings us to 3D as we separate.
We go outside, and Katyusha acts as our guide to the nearest pond as I teleport everyone there quickly. Ayaka gets in, and she yelps a little, “It is a little chilly. Though I guess in comparison to the Arctic, it is a hot spring.” She swims significantly faster in her human form now. She changes seamlessly as she swims to her octopus form, and her octopus form swims faster, too. She comes out and laughs, “That is amazing! I swim just as fast, if not a little faster than I did before!” I meet her as she steps out of the shallows of the pond and hand her her towel that I prepared. She dries herself as Principal Nezu says, “Splendid. This will make negotiations a lot smoother. Let’s go back and prepare for the meeting.” We nod as I hand Ayaka her robe, and she puts it on, then we teleport back to Crimson Cossack's cabin.
Ayaka uses Katyusha’s hair dryer to dry her hair, and while she does that, I put on my chest binder and fake torso. We decided that we are going to wear kimonos that show our chests, similar to when we were in Wano. By the time I had my kimono on, Ayaka had finished drying her hair. She approached me while she was in her robe and adjusted the bow to make it prettier. I wait to do my wig so Ayaka can make sure that I am putting it on correctly. When she catches up to me, we both put on our wig caps and prepare them for the wigs. Once they are tacky, we put on our wigs and secure them with a headband while they adhere to the wig glue. My stomach growls at this point, and we go downstairs where the others are. Crimson Cossack gets a call, and he runs out almost as quickly as All Might and doesn’t see us while Super Nova stays with Katyusha, Gang Orca, and Principal Nezu in the kitchen, sitting around the table eating.
Katyusha squeals upon seeing us and gets up and says into her phone’s translation app, “You both look so handsome! Your wig colors are the perfect color and play tricks on the eyes with your eyebrows and everything!” I blush at her compliment and avoid eye contact while Ayaka says, while warmly smiling, “Thanks, that was the look I was going for.” Gang Orca says after wiping his mouth, “If no one told me any better, I would think you were both men. Good job.” Principal Nezu chimes in, “Convincing indeed. You both will be undercover as male students. Do you by chance have aliases, children?” We nod, and Ayaka says, “You can call me Fumiaki, and ‘he’ is Hanzo.” She says, pointing to me. He nods and says, “Understood. I shall refer to you both as such while we are having our friendly chat with Mr. Ivanov.”
After we finish eating, we take the headbands off and touch up the top knots. Ayaka put the dragon radar and her earrings in her sketchbook and is leaving them here. She ripped out the page with the two pieces of jewelry that we will be offering to this dictator dude and placed it in her kimono sleeve pocket. I bring my jaw breakers just in case, and place them in my sleeve pocket. I would bring a paper with shuriken, but if they see Ayaka pull out the jewelry, they would realize that they are weapons and not a drawing. Therefore, it may be in our best interest not to bring them, just in case we are searched. I would assume we would be searched, since the person we are going to be talking to is the leader of this country. I grab my mask that covers my eyes since my scar and eye are recognizable. If I have to take it off, I will just close that eye and make it seem like I really lost it. Gang Orca is going to stay here since his presence would appear to be a threat in a conversational setting. Principal Nezu tells us to put the circlets on. Since I have reds in my kimono, I am taking the ruby circlet, and since Ayaka’s kimono has blues, she is wearing the sapphire circlet.
Katyusha drives us to the gated compound we went to yesterday and says into her phone, “I will wait here for your return. Be careful, ‘Hanzo’ and ‘Fumiaki’.” We nod, and we follow the principal who took us to the gate where there were several armed guards with assault rifles of some sort. Principal Nezu speaks in Russian to them and smiles smugly in a way that makes him look villainous, especially as he speaks Russian, which makes him sound intimidating. The Russian guards nod, and they pick up a phone and call someone and chat for a moment in Russian, and while on the phone, the guard waves us through the checkpoint. I would like to ask what he said to them, but I don’t want to ruin our cover in case there are people here who can understand Japanese. One of the guards stays with us and escorts us to a room to frisk us to ensure we do not have any weapons. Ayaka had the idea for us to use our abilities to fake penises for a time like this, and that is what we do.
The guard who patted us down retracted his hand quickly at the top of our thighs when he felt our fake penises. His mouth dropped, and he shook his head and continued his search on all of us, and then finished escorting us to the private study of the dictator. JUST WHAT DID HE SAY TO THE GUARD TO BE TAKEN STRAIGHT HERE????!!!! Aren’t people like dictators really busy and well guarded? Principal Nezu told us to follow his lead while we are here, so we watch him closely. The armed guard opens the dictator’s private study and joins us as security (I am guessing). The dictator has a very intimidating presence, and he seems to be amused since he is sporting a smirk.
Principal Nezu bows in respect, and we follow his lead, and he speaks in Russian to the dictator dude. When Principal Nezu returns upright, so do we. The dictator waves us to sit down in chairs, and we do. I can’t help but look at the Dragon Ball on display and admire the 5 stars. The dictator points to us with a confused look on his face as he continues to talk to Principal Nezu in Russian. Principal Nezu then says to us in Japanese, “Hanzo, can you remove your mask for a moment and show him your face?” I nod and close my left eye, and remove the mask for a moment before putting it back on.
Principal Nezu then says after a moment of talking back and forth with the dictator, “Would you ‘boys’ be able to show Mr. Ivanov how to quirk walk and how to use haki? It seems he hasn’t had the opportunity to learn these yet, since they are quite new. Don’t worry, I will give him the verbal tutorial as you show him things. So leave the talking to me.” We nod, and we stand up and walk up the walls and onto the ceiling as Principal Nezu teaches the dictator in Russian who sits in his luxurious office chair, observing us with his hands interlaced, watching us closely. We walk back down, and we decide to do two-in-one for the haki, and I make my pinky sword and get behind Ayaka, who closes her eyes for extra razzle dazzle. I attack her while she deftly dodges my attacks without seeing me, using her Observation Haki. I can't help but think that there is more to this visit than just teaching him this, because there are plenty here in Russia who can teach him this.
We kept going until Principal Nezu told us to stop, and the dictator started laughing and pulled out a bottle of liquor. I read the bottle with my left eye, and it says “IVANOV’S VODKA: Top shelf quality. 90 Proof.” I don’t know anything about ‘Proof’, but after knowing that I am particularly weak to alcohol, I get worried. We sit down, and the dictator offers us glasses with two fingers of vodka. I wave my hands and tell Principal Nezu, “We are underage and can’t drink.” Principal Nezu seems to try and explain it, and then he tells us, “He says it is rude to turn down a drink in Russia.” WHAT DO I DO? Ayaka holds my hand and says, “I will be here, and I will take care of you.” Principal Nezu seems to be telling him that I am weak to alcohol, judging from his body language.
Principal Nezu smiles as if things are going according to his plan, so I sigh and accept this course of events, and I take the glass and take a sip. I start coughing as I sip it because it is so strong. Even though I try to take micro-sips, I start to feel funny like last time. *Hic* I look at the dragonball and say while trying to reach for it, “Ooooo pretty.” Ayaka pulls me back while shaking her head, and I look over at her. I reach over and stroke Ayaka’s chest, and I say playfully, “Fu-mi-a-ki.” She chuckles in a manly manner, and I say, “You are one handsome ‘man’. I want you to bend me over and rail me hard.” I bite my lip, and Principal Nezu clears his throat, and the dictator doesn’t look pleased. He looks rather disgusted by the display of two men being intimate, and a chill fills the air as snow begins to fall in his study. Principal Nezu calms him in Russian, then asks Ayaka, “Fumiaki, would you maybe want to trade your sapphire circlet for that gem to give to Hanzo?” OH YEAH! That is why we are here. Ayaka says, wearing a warm smile and removing her circlet, “Anything for my beloved.” Principal Nezu is smiling and translates into Russian.
Principal Nezu takes the sapphire circlet and puts it on himself to show that it is safe before handing it over to the dictator. He puts it on and smirks in approval of the jewelry. However, it doesn’t seem to be enough, and he glances at me and Ayaka in disgust periodically. As if us being gay made negotiations worse, but Principal Nezu doesn’t seem fazed, as if he knew this dictator dude was homophobic. Principal Nezu asks us, “Is it alright with you, Hanzo, if we trade him the ruby circlet as well? I know you liked it.” I say while fumbling with the circlet at the back of my head, “I want the pretty.” Ayaka helps me with the circlet while chuckling deeply in a masculine manner.
Principal Nezu translates into Russian as Ayaka hands the circlet over to the principal. Principal Nezu puts it on first again to show that it is safe and hands it over. The dictator looks even more pleased, and he hands over the dragon ball to Principal Nezu, who bows respectfully while retrieving it with both hands. He then hands it to Ayaka, who shows it to me, and she says, “I will give you this when you aren’t drunk, ok?” I pout as she puts it in her kimono pocket. The more I sip on this vodka, the more I want to touch Ayaka. I put the glass down, and I reach over and touch the upper part of her thigh where she put her tentacle penis in her boxer briefs. I rub it sensually and bite my lip, “So big, Fu-mi-a-ki.” She moans to my touch since her tentacles have more neurons than humans do. Wanting her to take me right here and now, I start removing my kimono. When the top part falls and hangs from my ribbon belt. It is cold again, and Principal Nezu tells Ayaka with a hint of urgency in his voice, “Please make him stop, Fumiaki.” Ayaka whispers to me, “I’m sorry, Hanzo.” She hits me in the back of the neck with a knife hand, and everything goes dark.
***Current Inventory: 4 Dragon Balls. 3 Remaining.***
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