This Bad Luck is Awesome!
Chapter 69: We’re Screwed, and You’re Still SleepingChapter 69: Chapter 69: We’re Screwed, and You’re Still Sleeping
Chen Mo and Xia Shiqing attracted the attention of many young couples nearby.
After all, one look at their clothes and style made it clear they weren’t students.
Xia Shiqing’s stunning beauty, which far surpassed that of the campus belle, drew even more eyes.
But when they saw Xia Shiqing take the initiative to grab Chen Mo and start making out with him, everyone fell silent.
’Seriously, dude? You’re not even a student. What are you doing showing off your relationship at our school?’
’How is anyone else supposed to compete when you bring a woman this gorgeous here?’
Thinking of the recently chosen campus belle, they realized she wasn’t even in the same league as Xia Shiqing.
She was utterly overshadowed.
The other couples had been enjoying their own passionate make-out sessions, but after glancing over at Chen Mo’s side, their own encounters suddenly felt a bit bland.
After strolling around the campus for a while, Chen Mo and Xia Shiqing left.
Returning to the food stall parking lot, they got in the car, and he drove Xia Shiqing to the entrance of her residential complex.
"Well, I’ll be heading ba—"
Xia Shiqing picked up her bag, ready to get out of the car, but she suddenly remembered what Chen Mo had said before—that they had to have a farewell kiss every time they parted.
So, she placed her bag back on the seat, turned, and leaned toward Chen Mo on her own initiative.
Seeing this, the corners of Chen Mo’s mouth curved up slightly.
’Looks like my training is starting to pay off.’
Perhaps it was a matter of practice makes perfect, because under Chen Mo’s tutelage, Xia Shiqing’s technique had improved slightly.
She wasn’t as clumsy as before...
...
"Sunshine, rainbow, little white horse..."
Chen Mo hummed a song as he drove, in a very good mood.
During their passionate farewell kiss just now, Xia Shiqing had actively taken his hand and placed it on her long, fair, smooth leg.
She had clearly taken her "female online friend’s" words to heart and was making an effort.
’This feeling of slowly molding her to my liking... it’s pretty nice, too.’
Chen Mo smiled, new ideas already forming in his mind.
While waiting at a red light, he checked the time. It was already past 9 p.m.
"Want anything to eat? I can grab you something."
Remembering Pan Kejia was still at the hotel, he sent her a message on WeChat.
"Wouldn’t want to trouble you. I’m already full!"
Pan Kejia replied instantly, her tone a bit passive-aggressive.
Between Chen Mo’s nine-figure import investment and all the public displays of affection her colleagues kept sending her, she was more than full.
"Alright, get some rest then."
After sending the message, Chen Mo put his phone down.
’Since she doesn’t need me, I’ll just head home.’
The light turned green, and he stepped on the gas, heading home.
After getting home, he first put the graphics card in his gaming room.
Then he sat down in his chair, took out his old phone, and opened the Xiaohongshu app.
As soon as he went online, he saw a red number appear on the [Messages] icon.
He tapped it and saw that Xia Shiqing had sent him a message.
"Hi, I went on a date with my boyfriend today. He really liked the gift I gave him. Thank you for your advice."
"But I forgot to ask what kind of clothes he likes to see girls wear. Do you have any idea?"
Reading Xia Shiqing’s message, Chen Mo couldn’t help but break into a satisfied smile.
’It seems Xia Shiqing’s trust in her female online friend has grown a lot.’
"Girl, guys are all the same. They just like that stuff, you know, stockings, high heels, that kind of thing."
The corners of Chen Mo’s lips curled up as he typed his reply.
"Really? But I’ve never worn them before."
Xia Shiqing replied quickly.
"Absolutely. If you don’t believe me, just scroll through the posts on the main page. It’s full of girls wearing that stuff in suggestive posts. A lot of guys love to see it."
Chen Mo continued to patiently guide her with his typing.
"I guess so. Do you have any recommendations?"
"Brands like Falke, L’Amour, or Balenciaga are all fine. For high heels, Valentino and Jimmy Choo are pretty good."
"You should buy a few extra pairs of stockings. A lot of the time, you can only wear them once..."
Chen Mo thought for a moment and recommended a few of his favorite brands.
"Thank you so much. Can you send me your Alipay? Let me transfer you some money."
"Hahaha, no need. I’m logging off now. Just message me directly if you need anything."
Chen Mo exited the app and put down his old phone.
’She’s so earnest, always offering to transfer money to people.’
「At Xia Shiqing’s home.」
She looked at the brands her online friend had recommended on her phone, then opened a shopping app.
She began typing in keywords and searching.
Back at his place, Chen Mo played games for a while before lying down in bed, ready to sleep.
His constitution had improved significantly, but he’d barely slept at all the previous night.
He was a good sleeper, though, and dozed off within minutes of his head hitting the pillow.
His breathing gradually evened out.
Until around 1 a.m.
THUMP THUMP THUMP...
"Xiong Da, Xiong Da, wait for me, wait for me..."
BZZZZZZT...
The ruckus startled Chen Mo from his deep sleep.
He groggily opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling as all sorts of chaotic noises filtered down from above.
He focused for a moment and realized someone was running and jumping around barefoot upstairs.
Moreover, the television volume was so loud that he could hear it clearly from his apartment downstairs.
Chen Mo could even hear the BZZZZ of a chainsaw.
’Who the hell watches Boonie Bears at full blast in the middle of the night?’
The volume was so immense that Chen Mo could identify the show playing on the upstairs TV from his own bedroom.
On top of that, someone was running and jumping around barefoot, causing the ceiling to shake with a constant THUMP THUMP THUMP.
It was as if they were having a rave on his ceiling to the soundtrack of Boonie Bears.
Chen Mo covered his ears with his blanket, but it was no use.
’Are they trying to keep people from sleeping? Having neighbors like this is such damn bad luck.’
His only option was to grab the wireless earbuds from his nightstand, hoping to use their noise-canceling feature to get back to sleep.
DING!
Just then, as he picked up the earbuds, the familiar notification sound rang in his mind.
’Holy crap. Talk about speaking things into existence!’
He had just complained about his bad luck, and the "DING" had immediately followed.
In an instant, the last remnants of grogginess vanished, and Chen Mo was wide awake.
He felt completely alert.
’The "DING" already went off! How the hell am I supposed to sleep now?!’
He was about to have some bad luck!
Most people would be too worried to sleep if they knew bad luck was coming their way.
Chen Mo also couldn’t sleep, knowing bad luck was coming his way.
Except he was too excited to sleep.
’What will the reversal be this time?’
After a brief moment of excitement, Chen Mo calmed down and sat up in bed, leaning against the headboard to think.
Before he moved, his upstairs neighbor’s apartment had leaked water, and the "DING" had sounded then.
Afterward, the foreigner had gotten nervous and mistakenly sent Chen Mo the photos he’d taken, thereby exposing his identity as a spy.
This time, too, his bad luck was caused by his upstairs neighbor.
So what kind of reversal would happen this time?
However, he’d been living here for a while and had never heard any noise from upstairs before.
It didn’t seem like anyone was living there.
’Did they just move in recently? Or even today?’
’Is there something wrong with the person who moved in?’
Chen Mo felt it was very likely.
After all, what kind of normal person would blast Boonie Bears on TV in the middle of the night...?
’This is a perfect opportunity to call the police for a noise complaint and have them go up and check things out.’
An idea formed in Chen Mo’s mind.
’The upstairs is too noisy. It’s perfectly reasonable for a downstairs resident to report a disturbance, right?’
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