What! The Wives in My Dreams Are Real?

["Little Black, is your dream to become a great cultivator of the Ghost Immortal Realm?"]

["That is not right, Master. You miscalculated this time. My dream is to drink one sip of Senior Dragon Rong’s bathwater."]

[Ye Yu’s expression instantly turned icy with revulsion.]

[However, his own objective had already been achieved!]

[Casually state a dream, let the other party refute it, and then have them voluntarily reveal their real dream!]

[This was the most appropriate method.]

[Guide the other party into saying their own dream. That way, there is absolutely no need to worry about drawing anyone’s attention.]

[Tsk tsk tsk, my head is full of wisdom!]

[Ye Yu leaned weakly back against the chair, looking at Little Black across from him, whose face was full of “wisdom,” and could not help but confirm again:]

"You are serious? Dragon Rong’s bathwater?"

[The big, burly Little Black lowered his head in shame, his face flushed.]

"I am sorry, Master. Will you think I am shameless?"

[Ye Yu subconsciously nodded, then abruptly shook his head.]

[After all, Dragon Rong was famous within Dingying Tower as a truly壮... no, as a famously rugged woman.]

[Not only was her figure like an oil barrel, but she also had a mole on her chin. And that mole had hair.]

[That appearance could only be described as... the modeling data is really low!]

[Who would have thought there would actually be a ghost whose dream was to drink her bathwater.]

[How desperate do you have to be?]

[Of course, Ye Yu would never say such words out loud.]

[Not only did he not dissuade him, he even pretended to calculate with his fingers. Then he smiled and said:]

"Little Black, I have calculated it. This year you are blessed by great fortune and aided by a benefactor. At most three to five days, someone will help you fulfill your dream."

"But you must remember, the secrets of heaven are paramount. If you reveal even half a word of this to others, the matter will fail!"

[Little Black was so overjoyed that he could not control himself. He suddenly jumped up, then immediately clamped his hands over his mouth!]

"Master, do not worry! I will not tell anyone about this. Rest assured, rest assured!"

[Little Black expressed endless thanks. Before leaving, he even kowtowed once to Ye Yu.]

[Ye Yu accepted this calmly.]

[It was just one kowtow. He even felt it was a bit insufficient.]

[Do you have any idea how much effort I have to put in tonight to fulfill your dream?]

[Shameless bastard!]

[That very night, Dragon Rong, who had just walked out of the Blessed Land Grotto Heaven, was splashed head to toe with a bucket of yin dog excrement by a mysterious person.]

"Ahhh!!!"

[The piercing scream echoed throughout the entire Dingying Tower!]

[Then came Dragon Rong’s extremely penetrating street-cursing.]

"You damn bastard, who are you? If you dare do this, then come out and face me!"

[The solo verbal abuse lasted for a full three hours.]

[And from beginning to end, Dragon Rong did not repeat herself once.]

[One has to admit, this shrew’s vocabulary was indeed quite rich.]

[After finishing her tirade, Dragon Rong returned to her room and began to cleanse herself and bathe.]

[Ye Yu had already been waiting for a long time in the shadows by the door.]

[Heaven and earth bear witness, he truly did not look.]

[It was not that he could not, but that he had absolutely no interest in unpleasant things.]

[He even worried it might dirty his eyes.]

[After Dragon Rong finished bathing, Ye Yu decisively knocked on the door.]

[Out of curiosity, Dragon Rong opened the door wrapped in a bath towel.]

[Seizing this moment, Ye Yu slipped in through the window, took out the bottle he had prepared in advance, and just as he was about to scoop, he froze in place!]

[Sister, you are a ghost. How can a ghost wash water until it turns black? And with bubbles too?]

[You could tell me you dumped ten jin of arsenic in it and I would believe you!]

[Forget it. I am not the one drinking it anyway. Besides, Little Black is already dead. He will not mind dying one more time!]

[Ye Yu filled the bottle. Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly discovered a strange woman standing outside the window.]

[The expression on her face was extremely vivid.]

[As if she were saying, what, you actually do this kind of thing too?]

[Ye Yu felt a sudden jolt in his heart, then fled the place at the fastest speed possible.]

[At this moment, there was only one thought in his mind.]

[That was that he must run away immediately. The faster the better. The farther the better.]

[He absolutely could not let anyone catch him stealing Dragon Rong’s bathwater.]

[Otherwise, that would truly be shame beyond redemption!]

[Honestly, if it really came to that, Ye Yu would rather restart life than continue living.]

[It was too socially fatal.]

[Fortunately, Ye Yu was wearing a mask tonight. No one should know his identity.]

[But in the future, he absolutely would never do this kind of disgusting dream again.]

[Painful memories!]

[In truth, what Ye Yu did not know was that even if he wore ten layers of masks, or a hundred layers, the woman outside the window could still recognize him.]

[This woman was none other than Zheng Ya, the Grand Elder of the Soul-Falling Sect.]

[She had come today specifically for Ye Yu.]

[And she had already seen through his disguise.]

[So whether he wore a mask or not made no difference at all!]

[Social death was already inevitable!]

[Zheng Ya covered her mouth with both hands, desperately trying not to cry out.]

[Look at what Ye Yu had done. As a reincarnator who had once nearly stepped into the God Realm, he was now stealing a female ghost’s bathwater.]

[Was this really interesting?]

[At this moment, Dragon Rong also returned from outside.]

[That shoehorn-shaped face once again made Zheng Ya suck in a sharp breath.]

"Oh, my heavens!"

[How can a ghost grow up looking like this? Where is the justice of heaven?]

[What exactly is the point of stealing the bathwater of such an existence?]

[Or could it be... a great figure’s little eccentric hobby?]

[Zheng Ya knew very well that some ghost beings and immortals, though lofty on the surface, often had unspeakable little fetishes in private.]

[This was actually nothing unusual.]

[But Ye Yu’s fetish was truly beyond understanding.]

[Zheng Ya scratched her head in anxiety.]

[Perhaps Ye Yu really likes this sort of thing? In that case... should she make some changes herself?]

[Hm. I will go all in!]

[If you want to succeed, first you must go mad yourself!]

[Meanwhile.]

[Little Black had just returned to Dingying Tower from outside. As he reached the entrance of the Blessed Land Grotto Heaven and had not yet opened the door, he felt a tremendous force strike him from behind.]

[Then he immediately lost consciousness on the spot!]

[The one who struck him was none other than Ye Yu!]

[Coming here now was actually to help Little Black realize his dream and deliver the bathwater!]

[Originally, Ye Yu had a hundred gentle ways to give the gift, but he rejected them all.]

[He insisted on choosing this aggressive method!]

[There was no choice. If he did not hit him, his Dao heart would feel unsettled!]

[If his thoughts were not smooth, there was even the risk of inner demons being born!]

[Therefore, even after Little Black had already passed out, Ye Yu still did not forget to stomp on him a few times!]

[After a long while.]

[When Little Black slowly woke up inside the Blessed Land Grotto Heaven, he only felt pain all over his body.]

"Wait... why do I feel like someone beat me up?"

[Before Little Black could think further, a bottle and a note in front of him caught his attention.]

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