Caesar's Moon

Chapter 47: Chapter 45: Eggs

*As time had gone while the four were walking and discussing with each other without a single flyer in their arms, the short man suddenly halted and scowled in confusion as he looked forward.

"Great mother’s milk."

Caesar and the other two looked forward and saw Skhini standing behind a group of coworkers, quivering in fear while Mr Pulpsack who was wearing shades, stood in front of an angry looking 6’8 human with large biceps and pot belly while wearing a brown tank top, black head warmer, a camouflage trouser and black boots.*

Currently during this incident, Caesar and her crew jogged towards the other coworkers.

Caesar then leaned closely to a dark skinned female and whispered.

"What’s going on?"

The dark skinned female turned her sight towards Caesar with the look of exhaustion and irritation.

"You guys are finally here, huh?" The woman asked.

"Yeah, but what the hell is going on?" Caesar asked, "Why is Mr Pulpsack talking to that big angry dude? And why is Skhini cowering behind others?"

The woman stared for a moment and sighed while covering the left side of her face.

"Skhini... Went to start shit. And by shit, I mean big one."

A flashback takes place in Ingadan street as Skhini was trying to share flyers but people kept walking past him like he didn’t exist.

"Hey, uh, the Dazzle magazine is having their first year anniversary!" Skhini said with a smile as he tried to hand over a flyer to blonde female.

The woman walked ignored him instead which led Skhini to turn his attention to a human male and attempt to hand over a flyer.

"Hey, Dazzle magazine is having their first year annivers-"

Just like the woman, the man ignored him as well.

Skhini then shifted his sight to a dark skinned beast folk.

"Hey, you look like an interesting person." Skhini said to the beastfolk as he rushed towards him with the flyers while smiling.

The beastfolk halted and turned his attention to Skhini.

"Yeah. You really seem interesting so how about I show you something cool?" Skhini asked, "Dazzle magazine is having their first year anniversary and ’you’ could be-"

"Fuck no." The beastfolk interrupted as he turned his back to walk away.

"Oh come on, man!" Skhini said as he moved after him, "Please! My boss needs these flyers empty by the end of today! If I don’t do it, he’s going to be really crossed with me!"

The beastfolk sighed out of annoyance and turned back to Skhini.

The beastfolk then brought a yon note and gave an irritated smirk.

"Here! I’ll pay you ten yons to fuck off."

The beastfolk threw the note on Skhini’s face and walking away.

Skhini stared down at the note in sadness and disappointment before speaking in his heart.

"Man, what do I do? Mr Pulpsack said he wants these flyers empty by the end of the day but I have barely given anything out.

What do I do? What do I do?!"

Suddenly, Skhini’s eyes lit up as an idea entered his head.

Skhini spotted a black car speeding off the road which led him to grin.

Without a second thought, Skhini hurled a huge stack of flyers right into the car’s open passenger-side window.

"Ayo, Skhini, what the fuck?!" A masculine voice sounded.

Currently after the explanation, Caesar and her coworkers stared with widened eyes as they were filled with unbelief.

"What the fuck...?" Caesar said as her ears flattened.

"Yeah, exactly." The dark skinned woman said, "The big guy got out of his car and chased Skhini, threatening to kill him.

Now we gotta deal with his bullshit. Still, I never knew that idiot could run so fast."

"That is the fastest I’ve ever seen Skhini run." The dark skinned woman continued as she glanced at the cowering Skhini, "However, Mr Pulpsack now is trying to calm the whole situation down. You know... Stop the big guy from putting him six feet in the grave."

Meanwhile Mr Pulpsack raised a calming hand while trying to talk to the big guy who was fuming as veins had pulsed round his head like a crown.

"Calm down. Please, calm down." Mr Pulpsack said.

"Oh, I’m calm. I’m very calm." The man replied, "Your dumbass employee threw those stupid flyers into my car.

I’m very very calm! Let me just talk to him!"

"Mr Pulpsack, please don’t listen to him!" Skhini’s voice broke through, "He’s gonna kill me!"

"Skhini, shut up!" Mr Pulpsack replied.

As big man’s breathing became heavier, Mr Pulpsack raised both arms to calm the man down.

"Look... Listen. I’m sorry for my employee’s dumbass behavior." Mr Pulpsack said, "They may not know it, but he has been diagnosed by the doctors with a mental health problem and high level stupidity."

"Huh?" Skhini said in his mind confusion.

"Stupidity, huh? Well I can cure it!" The big man said.

"And I got his cure right here with these five fingers." The big man continued as he balled his right hand into a fist, "Let me just go talk to him."

"Mr Pulpsack, please don’t let him come near me!" Skhini voice sounded again in fear.

"Skhini, shut the fuck up!" Mr Pulpsack replied in anger.

Mr Pulpsack then shifted his sight back to the big man and continued talking.

"I get it. You have every right to be angry. Hell, I’d be angry too if someone pulled a dumb move like that, but going there right now to lay hands on him won’t solve anything. If anything, it would make matters worse."

"Oh really?" The big man asked.

"Yeah." Mr Pulpsack answered, "Come on, man. Just looking at him, does he look like someone that will survive if you lay hands on him?"

"Does it look like I care?" The big man asked, "That bastard needs to learn not to go around like a fucking idiot.

Who the fuck throws flyers into someone’s car when they’re driving? Who?!

Right now, the thoughts of laying hands on that skinny punk is really driving me up!"

"Me Pulpsack, please don’t let -!"

"Skhini! Shut! The fuck! Up!!" Mr Pulpsack interrupted as his irritation grew.

"Oi! You skinny little bitch!" The big man said to Skhini as he pointed at his direction, "Once I get over there, I’m gonna stretch your ass like it’s never been stretched before!"

"Ayo..." The dark skinned woman said within.

"Pause..." Caesar also said within.

"Let’s.... Not do that." Mr Pulpsack said, "Look, man, once again I’m sorry for his behavior. What he did was uncalled for and stupid."

"I take full responsibility for it and I promise you he will be punished for it." Mr Pulpsack continued as the man narrowed his eyes, "Just tell me what you want. Is it compensation? Is it money? How much?

We can still keep this civil and work it out like gentlemen.

Come on, man, talk to me."

The big man’s breathing slowly calmed; he turned his face away and placed his hands on his waist.

After a few seconds, the man’s eyes rolled towards Mr Pulpsack.

"You take ’responsibility’ ?" The man asked.

"Yes. I take full responsibility." Mr Pulpsack answered.

"And you’re willing to offer ’compensation’ ?" The man asked again.

"Yes. I am willing to offer compensation." Mr Pulpsack answered again.

The man took a deep breath and exhaled.

"Alright. I’m calm."

"Really?" Mr Pulpsack asked.

"Yeah, really." The man answered.

"You’re cool?" Mr Pulpsack asked.

"Absolutely. Very cool." The big man said, "As long as you are willing to take responsibility and give compensation, then I’m very cool."

"Thank you. Thank you very much." Mr Pulpsack said with a slight smirk.

Mr Pulpsack then looked over his shoulder and shot a glare at Skhini’s direction.

"We’re gonna have a lot of words, mister...!" Mr Pulpsack said in his mind.

After the lethal glare from him, Mr Pulpsack decided turn his attention back to the big man.

"Now. Let’s talk-"

However, before Mr Pulpsack could fully turn and finish his sentence, the 6’8 man instantly kicked Mr Pulpsack hard in the nuts.

The impact was so intense that it sounded like gunshot under the flesh.

His boot raised Mr Pulpsack two feet from the ground and at rhe same time threw his shades from his face, exposing his eyes that had turned blank from the kick.

"Oh shit!" A masculine voice sounded.

Caesar and some of her coworkers winced from seeing that brutal lowblow and instinctively covered themselves.

As Mr Pulpsack was falling, a mental song was playing in his head.

"I just broke as many many eggs on the way.

On the sunny day.

In a jolly way.

In the holiday.

She just broke as many many eggs in the play.

In the dirty way.

Brought them on a tray.

Don’t know what to say.

But I can’t stay for many many years.

I am torn.

Both my eggs are gone.

My children won’t be born.

And my future’s gone!"

Skhini’s eyes widened as Mr Pulpsack collapsed and laid limp on the ground with his hands subconsciously covering himself.

His mouth slightly opened and spittle trickled down his mouth.

"BOSS!!!!!" Skhini screamed in fear and heartbreak.

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