Midnight.
Sitting on the floor in the back hallway, Yu Zhiye quietly tinkered with a bottle cap, trying to shape it into a miniature bowl so that sand doesn’t get stuck when falling through the hole at the center.
The beginnings of his makeshift hourglass.
Though there were many steps of the crafting process that he still hasn’t figured out, having something to do was better than nothing. Helps keep him awake during this nightguard duty.
Suddenly, the sound of approaching footsteps put Yu Zhiye in alert mode!
His eyes sharpened and snapped over to the back hall entrance.
“...woman, you’re all wet down here already.”
“It’s all Mr. Park’s fault for being so bad and naughty~”
There, the Madadog—that was all bark and no bite—was swaggering into the hallway... escorted by the clingy black lotus in a yukata.
Naniii?! Yu Zhiye… was quite surprised inside. Night one here and this Miss Newcomer already hooked up with somebody?
No, perhaps it was more apt to say that these horny dogs got teased too hard by that evil fox, which ended up benefiting this outsider.
In any case, it was quite normal for the men of this base to give this outsider an initiation ceremony.
“Brat, we need to borrow the toilet.”
As expected, they needed to borrow the toilet for something.
Yu Zhiye certainly didn’t want to get on the wrong side of a horny dog. “Be my guest. Please keep it down though.”
“Yeah, yeah.”
The Madadog took Miss Yukata inside the men’s restroom and what happened next was anybody’s guess.
“Tsk, tsk, everybody is really treating this toilet as the goto place to do stuff that can’t see the light, huh?”
Even his own first time with that sexy fox was in there...
Sweet Stars above, this special spot must be blessed by the legendary toilet god that rules yellow and brown!
His decision to place a ward in there was on point!
Perhaps if he went back to his hideout, he’ll be able to watch the broadcast of a very interesting live-action film!
Even from here, he could hear some very lewd sounds echoing out from inside…
But less than ten minutes in, those suppressed noise died out and soon, they came out…
Uh… Yu Zhiye stared at the Madadog in shock. The test drive finished so fast?!
“Madaraka! What you starin’ at! Keep lookin and I’ll dig your eyes out!”
Yu Zhiye quickly bowed his head and did his best to hold back his snicker.
Park Insu lost enough face here and stormed off without looking back.
Left behind, Miyashita Kaori fixed her yukata and didn’t forget to shoot the potential customer a flirty look before heading out.
Not far down the hallway, the resting Jack opened an eye and looked over. “Trouble?”
Yu Zhiye shrugged. “No, just a dog barking. Sorry it woke you.”
“Yeah?” Jack chuckled. “It’s all good. Anyways, it’s bout time to switch. Go on Steve. Ya might want to crash out here tonight though.”
“Nah, just lock the door, plug my ears, and it should be fine. Just don’t tell em I’m in there.”
“Yeah? If ya say so. Bwahahaha!”
“Okay, I’ll be off. Night Jack.”
“G’ Night Steve.”
Yu Zhiye dusted off his butt and walked right into the restroom.
Almost immediately, he smelled something wrong.
There’s a fishy smell in the air and he would bet his stinking rod that’s not from his fish!
“Uwah… if this continues, this place really isn’t suitable for staying.”
That said, it didn’t really matter where his portal door gets placed as long as it’s hidden enough.
The stalls… just so happened to be that place.
“Well, they won’t be finding me in here tonight. Or any other night.”
Yu Zhiye pushed open his door and whooshed back into his secret hideout.
The moment he walked out from the portal, he got greeted by the hot brunette supermodel sitting there properly like a wife ready to perform tea ceremony for her husband.
“Welcome home master. Would you like dinner? A bath? Or…”
She shrugged off one side of her sexy red gown, exposing her sun-kissed shoulder and half-revealing her snowy peak.
Damn. That was hawt enough to stop him dead in his tracks. “Noona, what are you playing at?”
Chae Yoona leaked a sweet giggle and shuffled closer on her knees.
“Oppa, Yoona saw everything that happened outside in the crystal ball. Yoona is sure oppa must be feeling very uncomfortable, right now…”
Her hand rubbed the bulge in his jeans and those seductive, foxy eyes shot him an amorous look.
“As your personal attendant, this is my duty. So let Yoona help you solve it first, alright?”
Those naughty hands then unbuckled his jeans…
Even after an exhausting day of fishing, Yu Zhiye felt his energy surging!
Soon, they went from the entrance to the sandbed, where they rolled around and left tracks all over...
Eventually, the sexy babe came to a rest on his chest.
While her finger drew circles on his heart, she started her pillow talk. “Oppa, what do you think about that new face?”
Yu Zhiye didn’t even bother opening his eyes. “What about her? We’re not familiar.”
“Oppa, I saw you look at her for a good few times.”
“That’s just appreciating beauty, nothing more.”
“Then did oppa appreciate those dried stains on her yukata?”
Woah! Badmouthing others behind their backs on Day 1! So much for sisterly friendship!
Yu Zhiye cracked open an eye to glance at the fox spirit playing a coquettish concubine. “Jealous?”
Chae Yoona looked away. “Tch. Not even. Just a plaything that can’t even hide her intentions. Not even worthy of carrying my shoes.”
What’s this? The pot calling the kettle black?
Whatever. Yu Zhiye didn’t mind. Anyways, he understood her intentions and simply gave her the assurance she wanted.
“Don’t worry, noona. I have no intentions of taking in a flower vase.”
That put a charming smile on Chae Yoona’s face. “Oppa, that’s what you said~”
A happy succubus got naughty again, but Yu Zhiye didn’t forget there’s still business to take care of.
“Noona, did you find out how she got here?”
“Sah~ Apparently, they found her out by the mountainside. Said she escaped from the other base, got lost in the caves, and ended up over here.”
“Really? And they believed that excuse?”
“My, my~ only horny dogs with semen filling their brains would fall for that.”
In any case, that dead scout told them a lot, and they knew for a fact it’s impossible for any of those slaves to escape so easily, let alone safely pass through the mountain cave maze.
“Whatever. As long as it doesn’t affect us, let her play. Noona, you can handle things as you see fit. Just don’t let the fire she fanned burn you.”
“Shishishi~ Yoona knows what to do.”
They quickly moved on to the next topic.
“How goes the trading with that lot?”
“Like oppa requested, Yoona rejected the sea water and exchanged raw fish for cobblestone, coal, and the likes instead. A fish for 16 stone, 10 coal, or 1 stick.”
“Sticks they didn’t have. Coal they didn’t want to give much, but they were more than happy to hand over all their useless stones. They even said they’ll bring back more tomorrow.”
Cool, cool! This was way more profitable than trading emeralds for stones with Jack!
Damn, it felt so nice to exploit others! This sales assistant of his deserves praise for achieving this much!
“Very good. Noona, you didn’t disappoint me.”
“Since Yoona did good, will oppa reward Yoona?”
“Haha…” Yu Zhiye didn’t give in so easily. “We’ll save that decision for last. First, tell me everything about the Infinite Survivalverse Exchange.”
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