DesertCraft: Fishing Pocket Heaven

Chapter 73: Catching Up on Everything

A party of two left for their adventure, and soon, another bigger team set out as well.

But when this team noticed that Yu Zhiye was still alive and well, their faces changed.

“Madaraka, how is that prick still alive?!”

“Che. Another hardcore survivor? He can’t be like that monster that made you wet your pants, right Park dawg?”

The baldie’s gloating made Park Insu’s face turn ugly. He wanted to curse back, but that inner demon in his heart cowed him good.

Behind them, the four-eyes and pot-bellied think tanks were tepidly studying the fisherman chilling against a sandstone wall.

“Ohoho, surviving outside overnight… this fisherboy really isn’t simple. What do you think, Mr. Kwan?”

Kwan Minhwoo frowned. “Manager Kim, I dare say his talent must be higher grade than the blue-tier he so claimed.”

“Ohoh? Is that so? No wonder those two rejected our goodwill…”

Kim Sungho dabbed his nonexistent sweat then slyly suggested, “Mr. Kwan, should we have these two… go give him a test?”

A probe was definitely in their favor.

But Kwan Minhwoo thought it over and decided... it was best to stay cautious in this supernatural world, especially since the target was no longer restricted to living in one place.

“Manager Kim, it’s best to avoid startling the snake. If the snake hides in the dark, it’ll be hard to guard against. Just let him be for now. Once we’re absolutely sure, we’ll get rid of this trouble once and for all.”

“Ohoho, then I’ll be waiting for that good news...”

Oblivious to the ill intent others have for him, Yu Zhiye enjoyed his relaxing slice-of-life story while catching up on the news and gossip on the global chat.

[Night Goddess Simp] Guess what suckers! This young master has joined the official extraordinary bureau under the Nevernight Church! Once I earn a bit of merit, my extraordinary path will be wide open! Zehahaha!

[Professor X] Damn! So fast?! I’ve spent the week moistening things left and right, but I’m still stuck trying to get a peripherary position in the Church of Knowledge and Wisdom! How did you get in so fast?!

[Night Goddess Simp] Heh. This is the power of kissing the goddess’s ass… with money.

[Professor X] Damn. I thought I should go by game quest logic and earn favorability by fulfilling the requests of the natives, but the goddesses turn out to be so realistic?

[Night Goddess Simp] Oi sucker, don’t blasphemize my holy goddess. It’s the churches that are corrupt. What does that have to do with the goddesses?

[Heavenly Marshal] Hehe. A simp is a simp. Can’t recognize reality. How can the lower beam be crooked if the upper beam isn’t? Maybe your oh-so-holy goddess isn’t any different from any women in this world.

[Piss Off] Indeed. Indeed. Haven’t yall wonder why there are only goddesses and no gods in this corrupted world? Maybe all the slutty goddesses are just toilets in a big harem of a god?

[Night Goddess Simp] Oi! That’s blasphemy! Heretics, report your locations and I’ll send the inquisition your way!

[Piss Off] Inquisition my ass! Come find me in the Inpis Republic if you dare! I’ll piss all over you!

[Heavenly Marshal] +1. I’ll be waiting in the Harmonious Bond Sect! If you can walk out on two legs, I’ll recognize you as my grandpa!

[Night Goddess Simp] Harmonious Bond Sect? Which evil cult is that? None of the fellow priests in the church knows such a cult. Is it some small-scale, weak-chicken guild that isn’t even worthy of licking my shoes?

[Professor X] Sect should be a term from those eastern cultivation and martial arts genre. That’s a whole different story from ours. Either he’s making things up or… perhaps there is another isolated continent across the sea?

[Night Goddess Simp] Holy crap. If that’s the case, will the main theme of this era be the war between two continents?

[Assmonsilver] I wouldn’t jump to conclusions so fast if I were you. All of this is meaningless speculation without proof. Don’t go inciting dispute and ruining the harmony between us players. War is not a simple word.

[Dudepool] Hey, fanboy, you never know what will happen. What if we’re all just a part of an omegaverse novel and what we’re all saying is actually the author doing world building just to foreshadow the future?

[Piss Off] Mr. Philosopher above, get out of here! This is a survival game, not a class for existential debate!

The debate cut off there and left Yu Zhiye hanging. “Bleh. Can’t the author foreshadow events in any better way? Dudepool? Really now?”

If his life really belonged in an omegaverse novel, then the readers should feel the same as him, right?

Yu Zhiye didn’t know if any fourth-wall-breaking was happening here, but he was sure somebody wants to break through the “do not disturb” wall he put up.

“Oppa~ I almost thought our time together will be nothing more than a one night stand. Yoona is so happy that you came back just to see me.”

Yu Zhiye furtively glanced at the classy brunette model catwalking to his side. “Don’t be so narcissistic. You’re the last person I want to see.”

“My oh my, how dishonest” Chae Yoona plastered herself to the man and teasingly glanced down. “Oppa, I can see your little brother is much more honest”

“…” Yu Zhiye really wanted to curse his disobedient little brother! It always betrays him! What a sin!

Even more sinful was how the hot, sexy babe buried his face in her pillows. Her coquettish voice then breathed into his ear. “Huu~ Oppa, you didn’t forget how good it felt last time, did you?”

Sweet stars above, how could any man forget such a hot dream?

Especially since this was a supermodel that will never come close to being his plaything even if he lived out his whole life back on Earth.

But here in this world…

She lets him… play with her… however he wants!

That thought fueled a fire that can no longer be suppressed and a hoarse voice demanded an answer. “What do you want?”

Chae Yoona knew she had the man hooked. She licked her parched lips and whispered back, “I’m thirsty.”

A hand unbuckled the jeans and the seductress then slowly snaked down to her knees…

Her upward glance sucked his soul away while those hot lips of hers bit his underwear, slowly peeling it off...

Water is scarce in the desert.

Since there’s no water for her to drink, she can only drink… something that’s totally reasonable.

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