Evolutionary Superstar

"Your words are like autumn leaves—plentiful, noisy, and remarkably lacking in substance."

"Your argument arrived dressed for battle, yet forgot to bring a weapon."

"I would explain it to you, but I’m afraid I’ll be asking your understanding to perform beyond its natural limit."

...

Each time Lin Haoren opened his mouth, blood sprayed among Jiang Ruolan’s fans, while the bystander-turned fans began to record his poetic and refined insults for future use.

[Cultured hooligan! Cultured hooligan!]

[Hihihihi, follow Brother Lin, and there will be food and ammunition!]

[I don’t know about anything else, but I am completely convinced of Brother Lin’s combat power.]

[Hehehe, I didn’t know Brother Lin before, but I am a fan now.]

Lin Haoren easily garnered a group of loyal fans—but for the wrong reasons.

Other people could help but be concerned.

"Don’t ever argue with Haoren," Guo Zhenyu suddenly said to his fellow teammates in Team Retirement Home.

"Why?" He Yuxin asked.

"Because you’ll lose," Guo Zhenyu said wryly. He peeked at Jiang Ruolan and asked tentatively, "Are you alright, Sister Jiang?"

"Am I not supposed to be?" Jiang Ruolan calmly smiled.

"Your fans are getting beaten so badly like that... Don’t you want to do something for them?" Guo Zhenyu asked.

"You want to pit me against Brother Lin?" Jiang Ruolan narrowed her eyes and said, "With that mouth of his, I’ll only make a fool of myself."

"Besides, that group of fans has always been a bit unruly. It’s not a bad thing for Brother Lin to beat them up for me. Maybe it will make them more obedient," Jiang Ruolan thought.

Guo Zhenyu and Qin Mo were immediately speechless.

Was that something a superstar should say about her loyal fans?

Jiang Ruolan certainly loves her fans.

However, she was also afraid of excessive fans. Such fans had worrying mental health, threatening her safety.

"Director Chen, our total live viewers across all feeds have exceeded 10 million, and it’s still climbing!"

"Really?!"

Director Chen was pleasantly surprised after hearing the report from the Live Broadcast Operations Team.

He expected surprises from Lin Haoren, but he still underestimated the surprises he could bring to the show. He didn’t expect the effect to be so overwhelming.

Lin Haoren’s talent was simply terrifying.

Even so, Director Chen wasn’t completely blinded by the soaring traffic.

Attracting so much heat wasn’t a good thing.

As such, Director Chen decided to cut Lin Haoren’s comment-interaction session before the conflict could escalate further.

"Alright, that’s enough. Time’s up. Both teams may enter Qingshan Warehouse No.13 at any time to rescue the Ironpaw Duchess, starting now," Director Chen informed the guests.

Although Lin Haoren felt regretful, he had no choice but to return to his team.

"What’s our plan?" He asked the team.

Guo Zhenyu’s mind went blank, then he stared at Qin Mo, who turned his head to He Yuxin. Finally, He Yuxin turned to Jiang Ruolan.

"What’s our plan, Sister Jiang?" He Yuxin asked.

Plan?

What plan?

Everyone had been so invested in Lin Haoren’s verbal war with her fans that they had completely forgotten their original task.

"Ahem!" Jiang Ruolan coughed before asking Lin Haoren, "Before that, don’t you have something to say to me?"

He had something to say to Jiang Ruolan?

Lin Haoren pondered with furrowed brows before answering unconfidently, "You’re... welcome?"

"Pftt!" He Yuxin laughed.

Lin Haoren had beaten Jiang Ruolan’s fans so badly, yet not only did he not offer her an apology, but he even expected a thank you.

Guo Zhenyu and Qin Mo also smiled, feeling amused by Lin Haoren’s shamelessness.

Nevertheless, Jiang Ruolan acknowledged it.

"Mm, thank you for dealing with my toxic fans. They’ve been getting worse for a while. I’ve tried telling them not to attack people, but some of them don’t listen. I’m sorry you had to go through this," Jiang Ruolan apologized.

"It’s fine." Lin Haoren waved it off and said jokingly, "I’ve always wanted to experience being chased by an army of irrational people."

"Hahahaha..." Guo Zhenyu laughed, finding Lin Haoren genuinely funny and impressive.

Only someone like Lin Haoren could handle an army of angry fans with such ease.

If it were up to him, he wouldn’t be able to deal with it so calmly.

His mental state would have been disturbed, and his manager and agency would have given endless headaches dealing with the fallout.

"Brother Lin, you’re very impressive. We’ve all watched your fan interaction and had a good laugh," He Yuxin said with a smile.

"Which part did you enjoy? The part where Sister Jiang’s fans tried to bury alive? Or the part where I politely explained where they were wrong?" Lin Haoren asked.

"You called that polite?" Qin Mo felt tickled.

"It’s not?" Lin Haoren appeared shocked, arguing, "But I didn’t swear once."

"Hahahaha..." Guo Zhenyu laughed and said agreeably, "You definitely didn’t swear, but your words were more lethal than actual swearing."

Everyone laughed.

"Sister Jiang’s toxic fandom has been a growing problem," He Yuxin mentioned.

"Right, many people have offered solutions to the problem, but you are the first to charge in so courageously with a dictionary for a weapon," Guo Zhenyu teased.

Everyone laughed again, including Lin Haoren.

They were all unfamiliar with Lin Haoren due to their first meeting.

However, after this special instance, they had quickly warmed up to each other, allowing Lin Haoren to be regarded as one of their own.

"Actually, I think Sister Jiang’s fans and I have reached a mutual understanding," Lin Haoren suddenly said with a sly grin.

"What mutual understanding?" Jiang Ruolan raised an eyebrow in curiosity.

"They hate me. I enjoy annoying them. Everyone has found their purpose," Lin Haoren laughed.

Jiang Ruolan laughed, "You’re really shameless."

"Thank you."

"That wasn’t a compliment."

"You’re welcome."

Jiang Ruolan couldn’t help but shake her head helplessly, facing Lin Haoren’s shamelessness.

However, she was genuinely grateful for what he did.

"Sister Jiang, aren’t you afraid that Brother Lin will steal your fans?" He Yuxin teased.

Jiang Ruolan smiled thoughtfully and said, "If he can do it, that’s his ability. I would even thank him."

"Your fans are going to be heartbroken after hearing that, you know?" Lin Haoren teased Jiang Ruolan as well.

Jiang Ruolan couldn’t help but blush under his teasing smile.

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