Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!

Chapter 35: Chapter 35: Stinking Man, You Really Are a Stinking Man

GLUG—GLUG—

After chugging a few big mouthfuls of water, Gu Yizhou finally recovered.

"Sisi, your brother is dead drunk. Just the two of us... we probably won’t be able to get him to the road."

"Wait here for a moment. I’ll go back to the bar and see if they have a handcart I can borrow."

He thought for a moment, then turned and spoke to Song Sisi.

After speaking, he picked up the water bottle and walked back into the bar.

A moment later, he emerged from the bar, pushing a handcart meant for hauling goods.

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「12:30 AM.」

Gu Yizhou declined Song Sisi’s invitation to come upstairs for a glass of water. With a casual wave, he turned and departed.

What he didn’t know was that the moment he turned away, Song Sisi was silently watching his back, lightly biting her red lip, her eyes full of affection and her cheeks flushed like a peach blossom...

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Meanwhile, at Binjiang No. 1 Mansion.

Yan Luoxi looked up at the wall clock and saw it was already 12:50 AM.

’Where did that damn man go?’

’It’s so late, why isn’t he back yet?’

’Could he have gone out to hire a prostitute?’

She wondered, completely baffled.

’Then again, he doesn’t seem like that kind of person!’

She thought for a moment, then shook her head, contradicting herself.

At that moment, Gu Yizhou had just returned to his apartment complex.

When he reached his floor, he was surprised to find that someone seemed to have moved into Apartment 306 next door.

Even the front door had been replaced with a high-end keypad lock.

’But why is the keypad lock installed so low?’

’Is it for their children’s convenience?’

Gu Yizhou was a little confused, but he didn’t dwell on it.

’After all, it’s their business, none of mine.’

As for why the keypad lock for Apartment 306 was installed so low, it was, of course, for Yan Luoxi’s own convenience. When she was a cat, she’d have a hard time jumping high enough to open a lock at a normal height, so she’d had it installed lower on purpose.

CLICK—

Gu Yizhou took out his key and opened his front door.

Hearing the noise, Yan Luoxi lifted her eyelids to glance toward the door before looking away again.

Inwardly, however, she breathed a silent sigh of relief. ’That damn man finally decided to come back!’

Huh?

’Wait, why do I care whether he comes back or not?’

’It’d be better if he didn’t come back!’

’Then he couldn’t bully me all day!’

Hmph!

Yan Luoxi cursed inwardly.

FLICK~

The living room lights flashed on, and Yan Luoxi instinctively narrowed her eyes.

"Xiaobai, I’m home!"

Gu Yizhou called out with a smile to Xiaobai, who was curled up on the sofa.

However, Yan Luoxi only glanced at him, ignoring him completely.

This left Gu Yizhou feeling a bit helpless. ’Aren’t cats supposed to be clingy?’

’Why does my Xiaobai pay me no attention at all?’

Shaking his head in resignation, Gu Yizhou walked over to the sofa and simply picked Xiaobai up!

’If you won’t come to me, then I’ll just have to come to you. A melon plucked by force might not be sweet, but you can’t deny it quenches your thirst!’

"MEOW~!"

When Yan Luoxi found herself picked up by that damn man Gu Yizhou yet again, she was speechless. She let out a symbolic meow and then gave up struggling.

’There was nothing she could do!’

’Struggling was useless anyway—just a waste of energy.’

’She had already resigned herself to her fate!’

’Of course, as long as this damn man didn’t do anything else weird to her, she’d be fine. Otherwise, she, Yan Luoxi, would risk her cat life to take him down with her!’

"Hmm?"

Just as she was thinking this, Yan Luoxi suddenly caught a strange scent.

’What is that smell?’

Her delicate pink nose instinctively started sniffing.

With one deep sniff, she nearly fainted on the spot!

’Holy crap... This smell, this acrid tang, it’s so overpowering!’

By now, she had also discovered the source of the sour stench.

That’s right!

The sour stench was coming from Gu Yizhou—it was the smell of his sweat.

He’d been running around carrying Song Sisi’s brother, breaking out in a sweat. His clothes had been soaked, then dried, then soaked again!

It would be strange if he didn’t stink!

"MEOW!!!"

Yan Luoxi looked at Gu Yizhou with an expression of pure disgust!

’Of course!’

’He really is a stinky guy!’

"Meow~"

Hearing Xiaobai’s cry, Gu Yizhou was a bit confused.

He instinctively looked down at her and found her staring at him with big, round eyes filled with disgust!

"What’s wrong, Xiaobai?"

Gu Yizhou paused, utterly bewildered.

"Meeow~"

"GACK~!"

As the sour stench washed over her again, Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but gag, struggling to escape the stinky guy’s clutches!

"Er..."

Seeing her reaction, Gu Yizhou finally understood. He instinctively lowered his head and sniffed his clothes.

"GACK~"

’That pungency is just incredible!’

’I had no idea until I smelled it. That one whiff nearly sent me to an early grave!’

Gu Yizhou laughed awkwardly. "Xiaobai, you’re actually disgusted with me now!"

Hearing this, Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but want to roll her eyes.

Meeow~

’Damn it!’

’Don’t you have a clue how badly you reek right now?’

’I almost puked!’

She shot Gu Yizhou a disdainful look, cursing at him under her breath.

"Alright, alright, I know you’re disgusted. I’m going to take a shower now, okay?"

Gu Yizhou reached out to rub her little head, his expression one of helpless resignation.

"Er..."

Yan Luoxi’s body stiffened at his touch.

’What the...’

’I’m the dignified president of the Tidal Group, and you dare to pat my head?’

Coming to her senses, Yan Luoxi’s fur stood on end!

"MEOW!"

With a sudden burst of strength, she broke free from Gu Yizhou’s clutches and bolted!

’Damn it!’

’Even though getting my head patted was really comfortable.’

’But!’

’Don’t I have my dignity?!’

’I, Yan Luoxi, am laying down the law right here!’

’Touch my head again, and I’ll bite you to death!’

Yan Luoxi stood on the balcony, hissing and baring her fangs at Gu Yizhou.

"Meeooww!"

But to Gu Yizhou, her little display meant nothing at all.

"Oh-ho~"

’She’s disgusted with me to this degree?’

Gu Yizhou misunderstood, thinking Xiaobai’s cries were due to his stench. He shook his head with a helpless sigh. "Such a tidy little thing you are!"

He smiled in Xiaobai’s direction and said, "Fine, I’m going to shower right now. I’ll come back and hold you after I’m clean!"

"MEOW~!"

’Hold me? My ass!’

’Damn man, who asked you to hold them!’

’How about you get as far away as possible?!’

’Hurry up and get lost!’

Yan Luoxi screamed curses in Gu Yizhou’s direction.

At this moment, she wanted nothing more than to give that inhuman scumbag Gu Yizhou a massive eye-roll!

’Oh, right!’

’She’d almost forgotten she couldn’t roll her eyes now.’

And so, she simply glared daggers at Gu Yizhou’s back with her big, round eyes.

Her gaze was filled with murderous intent...

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