I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband
I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband
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SUMMARY
Death by overwork? Check.
Isekai’d into a glittery kingdom called Aelthryndivoryssalindria, yes, that's the name but I call it Aelthryn, because who has time for that? Double check.
All I wanted was a soft life filled with pastries, naps, and no husband. But five years into my new life as Princess Elyndravyssorathielindria Sylvarindelthys—Elyn, please, God knows why the names are so difficult to pronounce—my father demands I marry.
But explain to me why all the potential suitors look like they were picked up from the fucking gutter? I kid you not. one of them literally suggested teaching me to ride a horse and guess who found out he could not ride one at all and at the end of the day cried begging for his mother...me.
And that's just one. There's also the fact that I don't want to even get married. So in a panic, after scaring my suitors away, I tell my father I'm in love with Zorathys Vaelkyrion.
What I didn't plan for was the fact that Zorathys is real, he’s at our annual ball, and he’s calling me his lover to settle Dad’s debts.
Now I’m stuck in the Underworld, managing Hell’s paperwork, babysitting demon nobles, and dodging a giant snake with a sweet tooth.
Oh, and Zor? A lazy, body-pillow-hugging tease who makes my heart race. Worse, every escape portal dumps me in his bedroom, and he’s not so bad.
But when I stumble into a plot to overthrow him, my soft-life dreams might cost me everything—unless I fight for the husband I never wanted. Send help please, I just wanted a soft life and not a demon husband..
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“...you can't marry my daughter,” my father said to the demon king and I nodded. “...she...she's gay. Yes,” he said with a nod like that was the most reasonable explanation ever. “She's into girls.”
I was shocked and stared at him then back at the demon king who paused. Maybe this could work after all. I nodded too, supporting my father's words.
The demon king smiled then. “What good taste you have, there's a reason why we belong to each other after all. I'm into women too.”
What?
6 Latest Chapters
- Chapter 347: The Golem That Shouldn’t Have Existed
- Chapter 346: The Cave Officially Belonged to the Children
- Chapter 345: The Greatest Golem Maker Was Definitely Not a Prison Manager
- Chapter 344: The Faceless Golem Master
- Chapter 343: The Golem Maker’s Workshop
- Chapter 342: The Golem Maker Who Carried a Prison
Chapter List
- Chapter 241: Quiet Depths, Whispered Schemes, and Letters That Should Not Have Been Written
- Chapter 242: Of Letters Sent in Secret and Invitations Best Declined
- Chapter 243: Zorathys, A Picnic, and Deeply Suspicious Behavior
- Chapter 244: Of Locked Doors, Relentless Officials, and a King Who Owes a Stamp
- Chapter 245: Of Stamps, Excuses, and a King Who Would Rather Picnic
- Chapter 246: Quoting Constitutions, Convenient Clauses, and a King Who Would Rather Not Listen To Morthen And His Slow Talk
- Chapter 247: Beneath Stone and Scheme, Where Children Make Dangerous Plans
- Chapter 248: Disguises, Transformations, and Zayrion’s Unrepentant Excitement
- Chapter 249: Of Stamps Given Freely, Arguments That Go Nowhere, and Visitors at the Door
- Chapter 250: Doors That Refuse to Open, Loyalties That Tremble, and Visitors Who Should Not Be Here This Early
- Chapter 251: Unsettling Smiles, Familiar Faces, and Something That Refuses to Sit Right
- Chapter 252: Of Masks Torn Away, Shadows That Speak Truth, and Children Who Should Absolutely Not Be Here
- Chapter 253: Games That Were Never Games, Threats That Turn Into Silence, and a Queen Who Refuses to Blink First
- Chapter 254: A Voice That Darkens the Sky, Fear That Spills Too Fast, and a Silence That Should Not Exist
- Chapter 255: A Palace That Could Not Breathe, Questions With No Answers, and a Silence That Refuses to Break
- Chapter 256: Children Who Were Never in Bed, Parents Who Knew Better, and Answers That Vanish Too Quickly
- Chapter 257: Ink-Stained Silence, Dangerous Conclusions, and Questions That Should Have Stayed Unasked
- Chapter 258: A Children-Free Castle, A Suspicious Wife, and the Miracle of Receiving No Bad News
- Chapter 259: Petitions, Peculiar Demons, and The Giraffe Rat Who Has Had Enough
- Chapter 260: Demon Court, Pocket Brothers, and the Ant with the Booming Voice
- Chapter 261: Helpful Intentions, Catastrophic Magic, and Creatures That Should Not Be Summoned
- Chapter 262: Water, Fire, and the Things That Should Never Have Been Called
- Chapter 263: The Raven Who Almost Died, The King Who Arrived, and The Children Who Are Now in Jail
- Chapter 264: Criminals of the Royal Family, A Queen on a Mission, and a Door That Knows Better Than to Refuse
- Chapter 265: Pests, Novels About Himself, and Fourteen Whole Days
- Chapter 266: Strangling Is Off the Table (Unfortunately), and the Children Who Were Definitely Not Crying
- Chapter 267: Obviously Not Annoyed (She Was Very Annoyed)
- Chapter 268: A Very Confused King
- Chapter 269: Threatening Questions, Unfortunate Clarifications, and the Problem with Other People’s Spawn
- Chapter 270: Business, Bargains, and the King Who Just Wanted a Picnic With His Wife
- Chapter 271: Three Days, No Children, and a Very Suspicious Demon King
- Chapter 272: The Book That Almost Killed A Demon King
- Chapter 273: The Cave Council and the Problem of Getting Back Into the Palace
- Chapter 274: An Apology He Didn’t Understand
- Chapter 275: Pinky Promises, Buried Demon Kings, and the Most Jealous Demon in the Realm
- Chapter 276: Pinky Promises, Stolen Shadows, and a Child Delivered by Darkness
- Chapter 277: Fire Resistant Clothes, Demon Speed, and Everyone Is Already Here Except Zorathys
- Chapter 278: Velira’s Flattery, Brixton’s Hug, and the Shadow That Blocked Azerion
- Chapter 279: Best Behavior, Burning Gazes, and the Child Who Refused to Be Scared
- Chapter 280: Cry Babies, Unsettling Gazes, and the Pest Who Agreed Too Enthusiastically
