I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband
I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband
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SUMMARY
Death by overwork? Check.
Isekai’d into a glittery kingdom called Aelthryndivoryssalindria, yes, that's the name but I call it Aelthryn, because who has time for that? Double check.
All I wanted was a soft life filled with pastries, naps, and no husband. But five years into my new life as Princess Elyndravyssorathielindria Sylvarindelthys—Elyn, please, God knows why the names are so difficult to pronounce—my father demands I marry.
But explain to me why all the potential suitors look like they were picked up from the fucking gutter? I kid you not. one of them literally suggested teaching me to ride a horse and guess who found out he could not ride one at all and at the end of the day cried begging for his mother...me.
And that's just one. There's also the fact that I don't want to even get married. So in a panic, after scaring my suitors away, I tell my father I'm in love with Zorathys Vaelkyrion.
What I didn't plan for was the fact that Zorathys is real, he’s at our annual ball, and he’s calling me his lover to settle Dad’s debts.
Now I’m stuck in the Underworld, managing Hell’s paperwork, babysitting demon nobles, and dodging a giant snake with a sweet tooth.
Oh, and Zor? A lazy, body-pillow-hugging tease who makes my heart race. Worse, every escape portal dumps me in his bedroom, and he’s not so bad.
But when I stumble into a plot to overthrow him, my soft-life dreams might cost me everything—unless I fight for the husband I never wanted. Send help please, I just wanted a soft life and not a demon husband..
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“...you can't marry my daughter,” my father said to the demon king and I nodded. “...she...she's gay. Yes,” he said with a nod like that was the most reasonable explanation ever. “She's into girls.”
I was shocked and stared at him then back at the demon king who paused. Maybe this could work after all. I nodded too, supporting my father's words.
The demon king smiled then. “What good taste you have, there's a reason why we belong to each other after all. I'm into women too.”
What?
6 Latest Chapters
- Chapter 347: The Golem That Shouldn’t Have Existed
- Chapter 346: The Cave Officially Belonged to the Children
- Chapter 345: The Greatest Golem Maker Was Definitely Not a Prison Manager
- Chapter 344: The Faceless Golem Master
- Chapter 343: The Golem Maker’s Workshop
- Chapter 342: The Golem Maker Who Carried a Prison
Chapter List
- Chapter 281: Of Markets, Shadows, and the Demon Who Moved the World Without Trying
- Chapter 282: Markets, Figurines, and the Shockingly Popular Queen
- Chapter 283: Purple Pockets, Pick Tooths, and the Fox Den That Refused to Be Ordinary
- Chapter 284: Velvet Foxes, Silk Screens, and the Shop That Velira Suggested
- Chapter 285: The Best Room, A Forgotten Fox, and the Disguise That Fooled Everyone
- Chapter 286: Silk, Snacks, and the King Who Found a Corner
- Chapter 287: Fashion, Foxes, and the King Who Voted With Shadows
- Chapter 288: The King’s Choice and The Dress That Changed Everything
- Chapter 289: Swoons, Smoke, and the Child Who Offered to Pay
- Chapter 290: The Price of a Dress and the Snake Who Had No Money
- Chapter 291: Arguments, Apologies, and the Child Who Chose the Next Dress
- Chapter 292: Fire Dresses, Water Skirts, and the Crop Top That Was Called A Crop Top
- Chapter 293: Crop Tops, Water Skirts, and the Queen Who Demanded a Turn
- Chapter 294: Energy, Excuses, and the Dumpster Full of Shadows
- Chapter 295: Threats, Petitions, and the King Who Finally Stood Up
- Chapter 296: Silver Designs, Bare Backs, and the King Who Became a Model
- Chapter 297: Pink Shorts, Buried Fox Demons, and the King Who Asked for It
- Chapter 298: Cron’s Pops, Broadway Shadows, and the Kings Who Who Walked The Broadway
- Chapter 299: Surplices, Sandals, and the King Who Walked Like He Owned It
- Chapter 300: Chaos, Calm, and the Queen Who Had Enough
- Chapter 301: Blame, Glitter, and the King Who Woke Up Too Late
- Chapter 302: Coalbasters, Confessions, and the King Who Technically Wasn’t There
- Chapter 303: Crowds, Confrontations, and the Children Who Disappeared
- Chapter 304: Shouting at the Sky, Slippery Demons, and the Bracelet That Finally Worked
- Chapter 305: Apologies, Payments, and the Children Who Finally Learned to Stay
- Chapter 306: Gaming Courts, Lost Foxes, and the Glasses That Came Off
- Chapter 307: Fire Shows, Lost Cousins, and the Pleasure House That Raised Questions
- Chapter 308: Numbers, Selections, and the Children Who Were Definitely in Trouble
- Chapter 309: Explanations, Accusations, and the Children Who Fought Like Demons
- Chapter 310: Spouses, Apologies, and the Migraine That Finally Arrived
- Chapter 311: The Signed Parchment That Raised Questions
- Chapter 312: Whispers, Wondering, and the Play That No One Asked For
- Chapter 313: Tickets, Bargains, and the Scam That Backfired
- Chapter 314: Arrests, Accusations, and the Demon at the Station
- Chapter 315: Interrogations, A Disguise That Wouldn’t Come Off, Zorathys Is Likely Dead When Elyn Finds Him
- Chapter 316: This Wasn’t The Sex Education Elyn Had Been Taught
- Chapter 317: The Sex Lesson She Did Not Sign Up For Voluntarily And The Voice At The End
- Chapter 318: The Urge To Kill Zorathys With Anything She Could Find
- Chapter 319: The Demon King’s Excuse
- Chapter 320: Officers Who Definitely Weren’t Dreaming
