The Fake Son Wants to Live [BL]

Chapter 275: Chapter 275 - Well endowed

As Li Wang grudgingly painted the new sign, carefully dragging the wet brush across the weathered wooden board, his attention was suddenly caught by movement between the trees.

Two suspicious figures were crouching low as they hurried from one tree to another, constantly looking around as though they were afraid of being seen. They disappeared behind a thick trunk before emerging farther away and continuing toward the edge of the settlement.

Li Wang narrowed his eyes.

What were those two up to?

He set the wet brush down, wiped his hands, and followed after them. When the pair finally stopped to whisper to each other, he called out.

"Why are you two sneaking around?"

Jian and Nansich both spun around.

Their expressions immediately turned guilty.

"Shh! Get down!" Jian hissed, grabbing Li Wang by the arm and pulling him behind the nearest tree.

Li Wang stared at him with complete bewilderment.

"What are you doing?"

He looked from Jian to Nansich, his expression becoming increasingly serious.

"What exactly is going on? Why are you two sneaking around like thieves? Is this another Grayling attack?"

"No!" Jian quickly shook his head. "Those things are extinct already."

He lowered his voice and glanced around before explaining, "We’re just going to collect a few things from the nearby stores. We want to bring some supplies with us to our new world."

A faint blush crept across his cheeks as he said the last part.

Li Wang frowned.

"Didn’t Eren say they have everything we need over there? Why do you need to—"

Nansich suddenly grinned and nudged Jian with his elbow.

"Well, our little prince here needs something very, very important."

"Shut up, Nansich!" Jian snapped, glaring at him.

Li Wang adjusted his glasses.

"Is it something like toothpaste?"

"No..."

Jian’s face turned even redder.

Nansich could barely contain his laughter. "He wants condoms."

Li Wang paused. "Oh." He pushed his glasses higher on his nose, his expression surprisingly calm. "Oh, to be teens."

Jian looked mortified.

Li Wang, however, simply sighed with the solemn air of an older man accepting an important responsibility. "As an adult, I’ll help you with this pursuit. It’s always better to be prepared and practice safe sex than regret it later."

"Wait, you don’t have to—" Jian began.

Li Wang gave them both a firm look. "Come on. Let’s go before it gets dark."

Jian hesitated before finally sighing and nodding.

Nansich, meanwhile, looked delighted. He followed behind them with an unbearably smug grin. "I can’t believe you actually need condoms," he teased. "Are you two finally going to do it?"

"Stop talking."

"I’ve heard Farians are rather... well-endowed." Nansich raised his eyebrows mischievously. "What are you going to do if it hurts?"

Jian’s face flushed. "I can handle it. And I bet it won’t hurt that badly."

Li Wang glanced back at the two men trudging behind him. "Well, from what I’ve heard, intimacy between men can require a little more preparation. You should probably get some lubricant as well."

Nansich’s grin widened. "That’s why we need an experienced person with us." He hurried forward and tugged lightly at Li Wang’s sleeve. "You have any experience with men?"

"No." Li Wang didn’t even hesitate. "And I will not."

"Why not?" Jian asked, stepping closer. He looked up at Li Wang with genuine curiosity. "Did you have a bad experience with men?"

Li Wang’s steps slowed.

For a moment, he didn’t answer.

His gaze drifted toward the desolate road ahead. Abandoned buildings stood silently on either side, their windows broken and their walls weathered by years of neglect. The sight stirred memories he had long since buried.

So many years of abandonment had reduced the world to this.

There was no point digging into old wounds.

Li Wang cleared his throat. "What size condoms do you need?"

The sudden change of subject worked perfectly.

Both Jian and Nansich immediately focused on the more pressing matter.

Soon, the three of them reached the nearest pharmacy.

The place had already been thoroughly rummaged through. Shelves had been overturned, medicine packets were scattered across the floor, and empty boxes lay everywhere. Most of the useful supplies had long since been taken.

Li Wang, however, noticed the locked storage area toward the back. "Back room."

The three of them climbed over the counter and hurried inside.

After several minutes of searching through dusty shelves and half-empty boxes, Nansich finally let out a triumphant sound.

"Found them!"

He held up a box of condoms like he had discovered buried treasure.

Jian hurried over, but the moment he looked at the selection, his expression fell.

He bit his lip and stared uncertainly at the different brands.

Li Wang noticed immediately. "Don’t like that brand?" He picked up another box and offered it to him.

Jian shook his head. "No, I... I heard he..." His blush deepened until even the tips of his ears were red. "I heard he’s kind of... big. I need a bigger size."

Nansich immediately burst out laughing. "Yeah. I’ve heard Farians are generally rather well-endowed."

Jian’s eyes widened. "You’ve heard that too?"

Nansich nodded thoughtfully. "I actually saw a Farian a few days ago."

Both men turned toward him.

"He was... well, he wasn’t exactly dressed appropriately."

Li wang raised an eyebrow. "How inappropriate?"

Nansich paused, apparently reconsidering whether he should continue. "Very."

Jian leaned closer despite himself. "How big?"

Nansich made a vague gesture with his hands. "About the size of a baby’s arm."

"Really that big?!" Jian’s eyes widened.

His face gradually paled as the implications sank in.

Nansich nodded solemnly. "Yes. I actually felt sorry for his partner. I wondered how anyone was supposed to manage that without proper preparation."

Jian stared at him in horror.

Li wang, who had been listening with amusement, finally frowned. "You’re making him more nervous." He looked at Jian’s pale face and seemed to realize that perhaps his choice of words had not been particularly helpful. "You’ll be fine. Just take things slowly and make sure you’re comfortable. Preparation helps."

Jian swallowed and nodded stiffly.

Nansich crossed his arms. "Why are you telling me all this? I don’t have a Farian partner."

Li Wang looked at him. "Then you have nothing to worry about."

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