The Most Random System

Chapter 1231: Chapter 543: What Does It Mean to Have Specialized Skills? (Part 2)

"Sorry, sorry, just a little late," since their relationship was now quite familiar, Zeng Ziang simply smiled and lowered the car window to offer an apology, then invited Lin Li into the car:

"I was just chatting with a friend, Lin Li, you know, I have an older colleague I met during my college internship.

He was tired of work recently and wanted to take a break, but as everyone knows, some annual leaves exist but aren’t allowed to be used. He had to ’fake illness’ to take leave, but what he didn’t expect was that when he returned to the company after his ’illness’, two colleagues were absent. He asked, and the remaining colleagues told him those two were also sick after being infected by him, blaming my friend for being a terrible sinner.

Wow, there really are a lot of liars in this world, nobody seems to have a truthful word."

"That’s typical, Brother Ziang, I also have a senior named Song whom I haven’t seen in a while. When he was fooling around with school girls, he’d put on a rubber band in front of them and then trick them into thinking it was ultra-thin, and if it hits the mark, he’d blame it on side leakage."

Lin Li laughed, fastened the seatbelt as he sat in the front passenger seat, and responded.

Zeng Ziang: "...(゜▽゜)!"

That’s pretty wicked.

Seems like my senior was bamboozled.

"Lin Li, are you on holiday?" As they started the journey, Zeng Ziang made casual talk.

"Yeah, I’m off, how about you, bro?"

"I could take a holiday, but since there’s overtime pay, I don’t plan to. Anyway, I can arrange my day off, and I’m close to home. After finishing work, I can still drive home and not miss New Year’s Eve dinner, so it turns out I get enough time off, and earn quite a bit more too, quite comfortable."

"In the usual slime dinner, do you use snail slime or loach slime, is it delicious?"

"Lin Li, if you can pretend not to understand the words ’New Year’s Eve dinner’, then I’ll have to doubt if you’re rare."

Lin Li felt an itch in his philtrum, his voice became strangely poetic:

"Back then at Sulphur Island,

Everyone boarded while I ran away,

The emperor’s dignity.

Later joined Kamikaze Squadron,

Teammates perished while I retreated,

Lived to be a hundred years old."

Zeng Ziang smiled and nodded his chin in approval: "Longest life."

...

Following the location information sent in the group, the two arrived at the site of this matchmaking event.

As they opened the door, Zeng Ziang considered looking first at the girls who had already arrived for Brother Kong, while Lin Li directly looked at the few men present.

Great, the fixed NPC Wang Baiyu was still steadfast here, not leaving.

At the moment, he wasn’t seen with Tang Feng or Shao Hengkai, but was chatting with a twenty-something young man with some handsome features.

Noticing the sound of the door opening and seeing Lin Li and Zeng Ziang, Wang Baiyu immediately straightened his upper body like old friends reuniting and waved.

After signing in with the staff, Lin Li sat next to Wang Baiyu.

"Brother Wang, where are Brother Shao and Brother Tang, are they arriving later or have they already completed their mission and settled down?"

The matchmaking event is like a bus, newcomers arrive, and old ones leave.

Wang Baiyu is different, he’s practically the bus driver.

"As for those two, wanting to settle down is easier said than done," Wang Baiyu smiled upon hearing, "Didn’t you see they’re still around in the group? Probably arriving later."

Although Lin Li called each of them ’brother’, he actually hadn’t added any of them as friends on any account, and he wasn’t following them, so he was indeed unaware.

"Oh, oh," since it wasn’t important, after casually responding, Lin Li looked at the young man beside Wang Baiyu: "And this one is...?"

"He’s called Kong Zi," Wang Baiyu first introduced the name to Lin Li, then looked at Kong Zi:

"This one is Zeng Ziang, and this one... oh, I forgot your nickname, Tear Bag, but his real name is Mengji’s Tear. You can just call him Tear Bag, he’s not here for a real matchmaking, just here to hang out with Ziang, purely for fun."

"Mengji’s Tear? So, that roosting cock with the bus in the group is this guy, right?" Kong Zi deduced.

"That’s me, that’s me, nice to meet you." Lin Li smiled and nodded.

"Nice to meet you too," Kong Zi blinked, then started complimenting: "Tear Bag, your face, a pure statistical monster, it’s a good thing you’re not really here for matchmaking, otherwise others will have no chance against you, they’d have to pick from who you discard."

"No need to be modest, Brother Kong, you’re not bad either." Lin Li responded with a smile.

That’s not just Lin Li reciprocating commercial praises.

Kong Zi actually looks quite good, and you can see he’s wearing custom clothes that fit well, had a special hairstyle, and had obvious makeup marks on his face. Plus, his features were quite handsome, in terms of the scene present besides Lin Li, he’s a bit of a dimensional attack.

"I’ve never seen you before, Brother Kong, are you a real-life friend of Brother Wang or someone he met here before?" Lin Li asked out of curiosity.

He’s suspecting ’before’ because as an embedded resident of YZ Marriage Agency, it’s possible Wang Baiyu knew Kong Zi three months ago when Kong Zi successfully settled down but returned after a breakup.

With Kong Zi’s looks, he’s akin to Jordan in the matchmaking world, perhaps he could confidently tell every woman: I’m the rebound.

"No," Wang Baiyu shook his head, "I just met Kong Zi."

Kong Zi nodded and supplemented: "Yes, it’s my first time at a matchmaking event, I don’t have much experience. Brother Baiyu is very kind, giving me insights and helping me avoid pitfalls, lowering the chances of stepping into traps during matchmaking."

"It’s really beneficial," Kong Zi then did a cheering-up action, "With these experiences, I’m more confident, darn it, no matter what, I gotta figure out a way to find a girlfriend today, using others’ isn’t a long-term solution."

"Then..."

"... Wait a moment."

Lin Li, Zeng Ziang: "(;゜○゜)?"

Wow, quite impressive.

"Using others’?"

Zeng Ziang verified with some broken voice.

And elevated the realm level in his mind for Kong Zi.

After all, Zeng Ziang felt his own conditions compared to Kong Zi were significantly inferior, and if after making friends the day when he finally settled down, the opponent’s primary concept is the friend’s wife is the right ride, and he ends up giving him a green hat, what then?

Cannot be befriended.

Kong Zi scratched his head, a bit embarrassed: "Yeah, but it’s not by choice, it’s all for money, my... my job nature is like this..."

"Oh? Dude, you’re... a duck?" Zeng Ziang paused for a moment and directly asked.

"No," Kong Zi shook his head, "I’m an emotional consultation healing instructor for lonely women."

Zeng Ziang nodded, OK, basically a duck.

But one with a bit of dignity.

So if the service is bought rather than actively seducing, vigilance can slightly lower, then Zeng Ziang curiously asked:

"Bro, is your job dangerous at all, do you have experiences of getting caught?"

Who can resist taking a bite out of a scandalous affair?

All those chat records passed in Q or WeChat groups, if they’re related to affairs or catching infidelity, who can resist point-clicking to check them?

"Not as of now," Kong Zi shook his head, then somewhat pridefully, "I have considerable experience. Brothers, let me share a little trick for affairs with you all, in case you need it in the future."

The few exchanged looks, feeling it might hardly be useful, but no one spoke.

Honestly curious.

Kong Zi lowered his voice:

"When it comes to affairs, if it’s a long-term thing, actually at the woman’s house, compared to the man’s place or a hotel, it’s safer.

Because the latter two involve the woman going out, potentially arousing suspicion from their partner.

Some might think the woman’s house is not even riskier.

Nope, not entering the tiger’s den, no gains from its lair?

And as long as one thing is observed, the risk can be greatly reduced!

That is——

Before the affair, inquire about which parking space the woman’s husband or boyfriend uses, and then deliberately park in it, then there’s a high probability if they return home early due to work or other matters, they’d call you to move the car.

Though you might get scolded a bit, that’s alright, keep a good attitude, he might even call you brother, and chat downstairs over a cigarette, could end up making a friend, meanwhile, the woman has sorted everything upstairs.

I’ve successfully avoided two catastrophic events using this trick, it’s quite effective."

Zeng Ziang, Wang Baiyu, Lin Li: "(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!"

Oh wow, aren’t you coming too late!

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