The Most Random System

Chapter 1232: Chapter 544: How to Cultivate a Male Escort

Truly, each profession has its own expertise.

Geez, it seems the water here is really deep; ordinary people can’t handle it...

"Kong Zi, looks like I’ve learned something real from you here. So, here’s the question: Where to pick up someone else’s wife?"

After a brief silence, Wang Baiyu couldn’t hold back and started laughing.

Maybe this really counts as an incantation.

But soon after, Wang Baiyu reached out and patted Kong Zi on the shoulder, shaking his head, and couldn’t help but sigh:

"But speaking of which, I’m really jealous of you, Kong Zi. A guy like me who is old and not interested in marriage proposals, once the desires hit, I still have to find a way to spend money to resolve it. And spending money comes with high risks.

Unlike you, someone helps solve it for you, and it’s even her spending the money. Damn, it’s good to be handsome."

"That’s really the case..."

Zeng Ziang nodded in agreement.

Infidelity in marriage, whether from the literal or spiritual meaning, perfectly illustrates a saying — there’s always someone better.

But upon hearing it, Kong Zi didn’t exhibit any pride or arrogance. It wasn’t humility, because in the next second, he had a somewhat sad smile:

"Brother Baiyu, Brother Ziang, things aren’t as you think they are..."

"Actually, hah, which job isn’t hard?"

"What you’re saying sounds like every client a girl gets after becoming a call girl is a handsome guy, spreading her legs, getting kissed by a handsome guy, and still making money — is that possible..."

"Why do you think I wouldn’t use someone else’s wife just fine, then go out of my way to go on blind dates to find my own..."

"Let me put it this way, trying to make money in this field is very difficult. Sometimes... no, most of the time, it’s very painful."

"I can give you a concrete example..."

"If you think you can enter this field, you can self-test like this — "

"First, in summer, go to the market and buy a piece of sow meat, it must be from an old sow because the skin is rough enough, then cut a deep hole with a knife, and put a coin inside. After that, the meat can’t be placed in the refrigerator or any storage suitable places; it must stay outdoors for about five days, and then only use your mouth to get that coin out.

Remember, it must be summer outdoors for five days; if it’s winter or the days aren’t enough, it won’t have that same disgusting flavor—

By the way, when getting it out, you mustn’t have any negative feedback, you have to smile and pretend to enjoy it—"

Kong Zi, reciting sorrowfully, with his mind wandering, started to gag constantly in the middle of speaking, presumably recalling something unpleasant:

"Ugh— rich woman’s happy ball? Ugh— that’s actually, ugh— already not count anymore, ugh—."

Zeng Ziang, Wang Baiyu: "..."

Seeing Kong Zi, who kept gagging with physiological tears in his eyes, both fell silent again.

Come to think of it, indeed...

It’s self-assumption.

Truly, each profession has its own hardships.

Geez, not only is the water in this profession deep but it’s also foul, ordinary people really can’t handle it...

"You’ve had it hard, Kong Zi," Wang Baiyu paused, patting Kong Zi on the shoulder again, but this time with more of a comforting nature.

"Here’s to you, the most pitiable against the current." Zeng Ziang’s eyes held nothing but pity.

And Lin Li also handed over a tissue that Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan definitely wouldn’t dare to accept if they were here.

"Don’t say anymore, don’t mention the past, thank you,"

Kong Zi took the tissue to wipe his physiological tears and drool from the gagging, and after calming down a bit, he sighed,

"I’m tired of making quick money like this, my body can hardly take it anymore. I’ve found a new job; I just want to live peacefully now."

"In that case, Kong Zi, are you finding someone to take the blame?" Wang Baiyu laughed.

"Kind of, not exactly," Kong Zi didn’t shy away, "I don’t have any bad habits, don’t have kids, I can afford a certain amount of bride price, I feel personally okay, I’m just here to find a suitable girl to fall in love with, marry, maybe even have a kid—"

"Just kidding," Wang Baiyu waved his hand, encouraging, "Go for it, you have a good chance — after all, you look like a duck, you’re quite attractive. If you have someone in mind when everyone arrives, just put in effort in the areas I mentioned earlier, the success rate is high."

"Thank you, Brother Baiyu."

"By the way, Brother Kong, do you want a boy or a girl?" Lin Li, who had been quietly listening, suddenly spoke, "If you want a boy, I have a suggestion."

"Either is fine, I’m not sexist. But boys would be nice, could hang out as buddies, Tear Bag, any suggestions?" Kong Zi looked at Lin Li curiously, asking out of courtesy.

Wang Baiyu looked at Lin Li with anticipation.

Zeng Ziang closed his eyes numbly.

"I do, brother, I have a good suggestion,"

Lin Li spoke sincerely:

"If you want a boy, I suggest Brother Kong, you date an airplane. Because I’ve done research, currently, dating and having children with women, the gender ratio is almost 50% boy, 50% girl. Meaning you have a 50/50 chance of a girl, but dating an airplane is different. Among all recorded data of airplanes having kids, the male rate is 100%."

Wang Baiyu laughed joyfully.

Zeng Ziang laughed in relief.

And as for Kong Zi?

Kong Zi: "(゜▽゜)?"

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