The Most Random System

Chapter 1233: Chapter 544: How to Raise a Side Character Male Duck_2

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"Tang Feng, you’re here?"

"Yeah, I couldn’t miss it, since I’m still single, sigh."

Tang Feng, an old friend, arrives and instantly joins Wang Baiyu’s little group, greeting everyone with a smile and a touch of helplessness.

After Wang Baiyu introduces Kong Zi and they exchange brief introductions, Wang Baiyu and Kong Zi continue their previous conversation with Zeng Ziang—about how the women have mostly arrived, and they’re now critiquing today’s female participants to pick out a heartthrob guest.

Tang Feng listens for a while and soon gets into the swing of things, immediately joining in.

"I think that one’s pretty good-looking; she even glanced my way. Could it be that I can actually match with her?"

Tang Feng excitedly nudges Zeng Ziang beside him, subtly raises his chin, and smiles with a hint of fantasy ⌓‿⌓,

"But I feel her figure’s a bit off; she might not look good in a wedding dress. Could need tailoring."

"Bro, you’re thinking way too far ahead," Zeng Ziang laughs.

"Today’s quality is decent, that one’s nice too, gentle and soft. Whoa, she actually nodded at me, f*ck. Wonder what the bride price is, can I afford it..."

Tang Feng’s mouth perks up again, this time letting out a chuckle ⌓‿⌓.

"Bro, are you lately repressed and overly shrimp-headed? Why are you fantasizing so far every time someone glances at you?" Zeng Ziang is barely holding in his laughter.

Last month, Tang Feng wasn’t like this at all.

Tang Feng looks at Zeng Ziang, his mouth perks up a third time, eyes squinting with laughter ⌓‿⌓.

Zeng Ziang: "?"

Wait a minute!

Tang Feng! Why are the f*ck are you smiling at me!!!

"Bro, don’t scare me," Zeng Ziang immediately stands and switches places with Lin Li, hiding behind Lin Li and cautiously staring at Tang Feng: "Am I now horribly trapped in your mind?"

"I bet you’d look lovely in a wedding dress too, Ziang," Tang Feng doesn’t speak, just keeps a sly smile at the side of his mouth: "By the way, Ziang, what’s your bride price?"

Zeng Ziang: "!"

Oh f*ck, really repressed, totally twisted one.

Please heaven, Zeng Ziang is willing to sacrifice today’s lack of results to let Tang Feng find his love.

"Tear Bag, you in a wedding dress..." Seeing Zeng Ziang no longer dare look his way, Tang Feng shifts his sly smile toward Lin Li ⌓‿⌓.

Lin Li interrupts: "Bro, my bride price is 880,000, excluding the three golds, house and car must add my name before marriage."

Tang Feng stops chuckling.

Family, beware of Mengji’s Tear Bag, this is a gold-digging bag.

About ten minutes later.

The door to the activities room is opened again, and the final piece of the puzzle of the group, Shao Hengkai, comes in out of breath.

"Whew—finally made it—"

After signing in, he sits beside Zeng Ziang, takes a big sip of the provided tea, exhaling deeply and making an exclamation.

"Kai, why’d you arrive so late today, you’re the last one, everyone’s waiting for you."

Wang Baiyu sees Zeng Ziang’s posture and laughs, concerned.

"Don’t bring it up, I could puke from my own stupidity,"

Shao Hengkai smiles with absolute helplessness and numbness, giving two bitter chuckles.

"What happened?"

"Sigh, it’s Saturday, right? I woke up at noon, ordered delivery for brunch, and then got ready to come to the event, started to dress and tidy myself up. When I got to the bathroom, I saw a note I wrote on the glass last night: ’Remember to refuel today!’. At the time, I felt so emotional, laughing at how I’m nearly thirty yet still so childish.

It wasn’t until halfway when my motorbike broke down that I remembered what the note really meant TAT."

Zeng Ziang, Lin Li, Wang Baiyu, Tang Feng, Kong Zi: "..."

The more Shao Hengkai thinks about it, the more annoyed he is:

"I f*cking now think, I actually looked at the note in front of the mirror with a doting yet helpless expression, finally truly said to the mirror, ’Shao Kai, you’re the best, keep it up, keep it up, today’s matchmaking will be a success’. Now I’m all itchy and uncomfortable, want to punch an hour ago version of myself to death, damn it..."

After a brief silence, the group laughed head down.

It makes sense.

No wonder he was late.

I wonder how that broken motorcycle is doing now.

Plus, compared to the current Shao Hengkai, it feels like the Shao Hengkai from last night might want to punch an hour ago version of himself.

"Brother Shao, your memory, is really... beyond words haha—"

Zeng Ziang puts an arm around Shao Hengkai’s shoulders, laughing despite himself.

"Brother Shao, I recommend eating more cucumbers, cucumbers can effectively improve memory," Lin Li smiles, ready to toss out the same joke again.

"Does it mend?" But, before Lin Li can continue, long-standing Wang Baiyu adds: "Speaking of which, these days people buy blueberries, DHA, nuts for their kids to boost memory.

We didn’t have such luxury growing up, parents just slapped us twice, we’d instantly remember."

Lin Li supports his chin thoughtfully: "Brother Wang, my mom used to hit me a lot when I was young, how come I didn’t remember anything?"

After a brief silence, Wang Baiyu calmly and sincerely looks at Lin Li: "Lin Li, you’re different. You neither belong to ’now’ nor ’when we were kids,’ you’ve already leaped beyond the three worlds; not in the five elements."

Lin Li: "(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!"

F*ck, I’m so impressive!

"Thank you everyone for taking the busy pre-holiday time to participate..."

Before everyone can continue chatting, as Shao Hengkai has also reached the venue, the event’s organizer starts the opening remarks, prepping to kick off the event.

Lin Li then quiets down, tells the group to keep it up, and lazily leans back on the sofa to keep playing on his phone, chatting.

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"Thank you to all our wonderful guests for your participation and sincere interactions today! Whether or not you find your beloved partner today, we hope you all maintain your anticipation and confidence in love. Meeting is fate, wishing you all soon find your happiness, awaiting our next meeting!"

[Entered Marriage Pavilion three times; Experience the world (3/3)]

[Task one completed.]

[Reward received: Physical Improvement: Charm Resistance enhanced 100%, Spiritual Qi absorption rate enhanced 200%; random ability*1; system currency*100.]

[You’ve acquired active ability: "Warning Omen"]

["Warning Omen": Within half an hour of use, you can perceive a certain amount of time beforehand the dangers you will encounter.

The perception includes the vague area that you are about to be hurt and the vague direction of the danger source.

The specific ’certain amount of time’ will depend on your current strengths, ability, and the strengths and abilities of the danger source; the minimum is three seconds and after use enters a 24-hour cooldown.]

As the event wraps up and the dating agency delivers its farewell speech, the system doesn’t disappoint Lin Li, promptly popping up the task completion notification.

Examining the acquired new ability, Lin Li slightly raises his eyebrows.

Pretty good ability.

In a sense, it’s like Peter Tingle?

Or Spidey Sense.

It’s a shame it’s an active skill; if it were passive, it’d be better, making future plans to live stealthily easy.

Nevertheless, having it is better than not; testing it will wait until back home.

The matchmaking event ends, and people start gradually leaving the venue.

With the event flow and being apart from the group, Lin Li walks back to join Zeng Ziang.

"How about it, Brother Ziang, did you gain anything today? How’s the match going?"

"What rotten luck," Zeng Ziang says, his anger rising, "There was some gain today, but it had nothing at all to do with my match.

The first person I matched with, do you know what her criteria for matchmaking is? She says I need to fund her for immigration in the next three years; she plans on moving to the United States or Europe.

That was a total mood killer for me; I couldn’t accept this kind of demand no matter how pretty she is. So, I casually told her my English is poor, not considering it, and we’re incompatible; let’s try other matches later on.

But then, looking a bit surprised, she said—’Oh? You’re going too?’ Hahaha, that totally pissed me off—"

Lin Li blinks: "Indeed."

"What a joke, you rascal, the Qing government would’ve been forced into war hearing this condition! How could I possibly stay cordial!"

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