The Most Random System

Chapter 1241: Chapter 548: Teacher, What I Gave Was a Wall Calendar

Wu Min went to grab the feather duster.

That damn Super Beast, pretending to be my son! Take my double Eight-point Light Rings!

"Bufan, protect me."

Detecting danger, Lin Li squinted his eyes.

"Roger that." Bai Bufan held Lin Li from behind, creating a mutual hold.

Lin Li was defeated.

Though after Lin Li’s little diversion, when Wu Min mentioned again about giving Bai Bufan a red envelope, Bai Bufan didn’t refuse modestly but accepted it calmly.

After all, when Lin Li visits his house, his mom would certainly give Lin Li a New Year’s red envelope too.

His dad might even give Lin Li one as well.

F*ck! Thinking about it, I’m actually at a loss!

Sigh, having a dad really is a drawback...

Lost out because I have a dad.

"Lin Li." With this thought, Bai Bufan spoke sadly.

"What’s up?"

"Actually, my real name is Bai Fuxin."

One of Lin Li’s eyes opened slightly while he half-squinted the other, looking at Bai Bufan as if he was an idiot, waiting for the bullshit he was about to spew.

Bai Bufan: "But I lost two pounds recently, so you can call me ’Father.’"

Lin Li nodded.

Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

Lin Li turned his head—

"Mom! Bai—hmm hmm!!"

Just as he shouted for Wu Min, he got his mouth covered by the pouncing Bai Bufan.

F*ck!

Lin Li couldn’t keep it up!

He flipped the table!

"What’s going on? Lin Li, what are you yelling about?" Wu Min’s questioning voice came through.

"Nothing, Auntie, it’s just Lin Li acting up again!" Bai Bufan loudly answered in his place.

"Oh, oh." Wu Min accepted this fact quite calmly.

"What are you doing, Fuxin?"

After Lin Li tore Bai Bufan’s hand away, he looked at him, ’confused’, and questioned him.

"What were you just about to say?" Bai Bufan asked with a cold smile.

"I was just ordering with my mom," Lin Li looked even more innocent, "I was just about to say: Mom, (deep breath) Bye-bye~ Doughnuts~ Bubble tea instant noodles~ Hotpot chicken with rice~ Take it away, take it away, don’t be polite~ Bye-bye~ Caffeine~ Quit cola quit greasy foods..."

Bai Bufan was silent for a moment, looked down, and couldn’t hold back.

He thought Lin Li would say something like "white-cut chicken," or "white-cooked," but obviously, his train of thought was still too human.

...

The lunch went by without any unexpected events.

With Wu Min present, Bai Bufan restrained his anthropomorphic tendencies quite a bit, and the times Lin Li tormented Bai Bufan were reduced by a whopping three percent compared to usual.

Most of the time, it was Wu Min warmly inquiring about Bai Bufan, Bai Bufan politely responding, Lin Li rudely interrupting, Lin Li getting scolded, Lin Li arguing back, Lin Li getting scolded even more, Lin Li appealing, second appeal upheld, Lin Li getting seriously scolded, Lin Li becoming withdrawn, Wu Min warmly inquiring about Bai Bufan again, Bai Bufan politely responding... in this endless cycle.

Overall, it was still satisfactory, and Bai Bufan didn’t feel uncomfortable.

After all, Wu Min’s enthusiasm wasn’t overly discomforting, and most of the time he just had to watch the show.

When it came to washing the dishes after the meal, Bai Bufan originally wanted to help, but Wu Min and Lin Li drove him away.

Wu Min’s reason was that Bai Bufan was a guest, which was boring and not very convincing.

Lin Li’s reason was that after Bai Bufan graduates, he’ll have plenty of plates to wash; there’s no rush. With a ’plop’, Bai Bufan was convinced.

As for Lin Li himself, he originally didn’t want to wash dishes, but Wu Min dragged him over to wash them, sneering that he wouldn’t have many chances to wash dishes after graduation.

Motherly love, it’s truly a heavy burden.

Gravitational deployment!

We’re going to be in a mother-son relationship for life...

"Alright, Mom, we’re taking off now, and the car has been driven away."

Lin Li, having finished washing the dishes, wiped his hands with a disposable towel, gestured at Bai Bufan, who was sitting in the living room, to get up, then turned to Wu Min and said.

"Got it," Wu Min nodded, "When you get to Bufan’s house, mind your manners and try not to cause any trouble."

"Sister Min, don’t worry," Lin Li patted his chest confidently, "I guarantee to make Bai Bufan and his parents feel right at home."

"You’re the guest! Who told you to make anyone feel at home? My worry is you taking over everything!"

Wu Min felt she should write a formal apology on WeChat in advance and send it to Mrs. Bai later.

After all, Lin Li is quite a troublemaker.

And a troublemaker visiting is basically an assassin.

Watching their backs as they left, Wu Min hoped Father Bai and Mrs. Bai were like King Qin, or that Bai Bufan could successfully protect them.

Trust in the wisdom of the future generations.

Downstairs, in the car, Bai Bufan stretched.

Though Wu Min was very open-minded, he still felt freer without a parent around.

"So, what do you say, should we head straight to my place?" After stretching, Bai Bufan asked, "Wouldn’t it be too early? You don’t want to be bombarded by my mom’s ultimate enthusiasm so soon, do you?"

"There’s no real need," Lin Li nodded, "When does your family plan to start dinner?"

"Probably the usual time, maybe a bit later because there’s more to prepare, around five, six, or seven," Bai Bufan responded, taking out his phone and checking it before asking, "Lin Li, my mom is asking what drinks you want—Coke, Sprite, or some juice. And what do you want for the main course? There’s rice, dumplings, tangyuan, and nian gao prepared. Also, any preferences on flavors? Like the stuffing, accompanying fried dishes..."

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