The Most Random System

Chapter 1242: Chapter 548: Teacher, I Brought a Calendar (2)

After thinking for a while, Bai Bufan shook his head with relief:

"Indeed, we can only enjoy the treatment of a real son at each other’s homes."

"If possible, I’d like to choose dumplings for my staple food, and I hope to specify the filling. I know a dumpling filling that can achieve legendary status."

Lin Li showed an inviting smile, asking for the answer.

How could Bai Bufan disappoint Lin Li? Besides, this question is only a basic one, so he chuckled lightly: "The Boyikao filling, right?"

"Bingo!"

According to historical records, the Boyikao filling once appeared on the list of divine rankings.

"Then let’s have lucky dumplings. I’ll ask my mom to put cyanide in one random dumpling, and whoever eats that dumpling will bring good luck to others next year."

"Because others can enjoy a great feast, right?"

Lin Li smiled, shrugged his shoulders while fastening his seatbelt,

"Seriously, I’m not picky. It’s all up to you. Just tell Auntie what you want to eat and drink."

"I guess so." Bai Bufan nodded, sent a few messages, placed the phone on his lap, and fastened his seatbelt. He then asked again: "So, what’s next? Should we find a deserted forest and fire a few rounds?

By the river works too, coincidentally, I got bombed by Fish Bomber while gaming yesterday, so I’ve decided to bomb back today."

Bai Bufan rubbed his hands eagerly.

"Are you planning to betray the organization and go against its arrangements?"

"Yeah, we agreed to play together, sneaking away seems inappropriate, so I’m stuck. Lin Li, what do you suggest we do now? We can’t just go to an internet cafe and team up for online battles, can we?"

Bai Bufan gave up thinking altogether.

Lin Li adjusted the car’s music while thinking.

A few seconds later, he puckered his lips: "Bufan, what do you say... how about we go for New Year’s greetings?"

"New Year’s greetings? To whom? Ding Sihan? The class... oh—" Bai Bufan’s mouth curled into a mischievous smile as he spoke suddenly realizing the plan, "Lin Li, are you planning to visit each family of class four at Xiling, but all these setups are actually for the class monitor?

It’s like the online saying ’I asked a whole class just to ask her this particular question’, using others as a cover and pretext, and then making me the sacrificial lamb to make visiting the class monitor’s house reasonable, leaving the class monitor’s father with no choice but to invite you for dinner, and then the two of you secretly flirt in front of the uncle, touching each other under the table while dining?"

"...Hehe hahaha—"

Lin Li initially looked speechless at Bai Bufan, but Bai Bufan’s fantasy was indeed vivid. After immersing in it, Lin Li couldn’t help but laugh.

What a classic NTR plot, but the victim is a daughter-loving father.

Bai Bufan’s imagination was indeed too vivid.

"Just as I thought. Alright, buddy, I’ll risk it all to accompany the scoundrel. I’ll use all my might to restrain Uncle Chen, allowing you to do as you wish."

Believing he understood everything, Bai Bufan nodded, ready to sacrifice.

"That’s not it." Lin Li shook his head, "We won’t be visiting girls for New Year’s greetings today."

Visiting the class monitor’s house could be considered, and Bai Bufan’s distraction method could indeed work, but it requires checking with the class monitor beforehand, which isn’t suitable for today.

Most importantly, they have dinner at Bai Bufan’s place tonight, so they won’t be able to stay long.

Finally finding an excuse, but only being able to stand out momentarily in front of Middle Man would be highly unprofitable.

"So, to whom? Bao Wei and the boys at Xiling?" Bai Bufan asked again.

"You’re too narrow-minded, Bufan. Remember, besides the boys and girls in our class, we have men, no, to be precise, old men."

"..."

"Wait a minute, you aren’t considering New Year’s greetings to Old Jian, are you O.o?" Bai Bufan identified a blind spot.

"Bingo, how about it?" Lin Li nodded.

"Not so well, bro," Bai Bufan immediately refuted, "If we visit the class monitor’s home, that’s like the weasel giving New Year’s greetings to the chicken. I’ll righteously support you because I can enjoy the fun, but if we visit Old Jian’s place? Only the two of us? Then that’s purely the chicken giving New Year’s greetings."

Lin Li frowned: "Who’s the chicken that’s sticky? I’m not sticky at all, if you’re sticky, just go wash yourself."

Bai Bufan ☉_☉: "You damn."

"No, I’m not going." Bai Bufan shook his head.

"Bufan, do you really not want to make progress," Lin Li pressed Bai Bufan’s shoulder, lowering his voice, "I’ll tell you a secret, don’t tell anyone else. You think the class monitor’s position comes easily?

The class monitor privately confessed to me that her position was secured by her dad sneaking a calendar to Old Jian before enrolling, gifts paved the way!

If we bring a sour milk to Old Jian’s door today, your spot as a police dog is definitely secured!

Do you really want to spend your whole life as a subordinate dog without an official title, guarding the small corner of class four?

Why didn’t Jesus succeed in getting promoted?

Because he visited the leader’s home empty-handed!!

Bufan! Awareness! Dream! Future!

Do you want the female dogs in Xiling and even Nansang to look at you with sparkling eyes! Do you want passersby bitten by you not to dare take rabies vaccines before you! Do you want to pee by any telephone pole in Xiling and immediately have workers erect a sign declaring it Bai Bufan’s territory? Do you want the freshest and tenderest first bite of all the poop only to be for you?!

All of these might be in your grasp! All that’s needed is to bring a Wangwang gift pack today and knock on the door of the Lord of Darkness, Old Jian!

Bufan! Are you really content! Ah! Wouldn’t you— be moved!"

Lin Li became more excited as he spoke, shaking Bai Bufan’s shoulder continuously.

Bai Bufan: "...damn you."

Holy moly.

Lin Li was too eager to progress.

And also too skilled at painting a rosy picture.

Imagining such a wonderful future, Bai Bufan couldn’t help but giggle, wanting to repeatedly crush Lin Li under the car wheels.

"Alright, we can go, but not just the two of us. I suggest after the New Year’s holiday, maybe the third or fourth day, and bring ’three people’ along." But too lazy to scold, Bai Bufan thought for a moment and changed his tune.

Going with ’three people’, if something happens, they can bear it.

Going with Lin Li, if something happens, Lin Li will take it— but he’ll be holding me.

So Bai Bufan wants the police dog title, and Bai Bufan also wants the safety of New Year’s greetings!

"Tsk, still too timid." Lin Li shook his head regretfully.

Bai Bufan was still too self-conscious.

Are you afraid of Xue Jian?

Why not ask if Xue Jian fears us? Why do we avoid conflict with him?

But no need to insist, it was just a casual suggestion.

After some discussion, the two ultimately chose not to go for New Year’s greetings, eventually betraying the three people, playing with firecrackers for a bit, in the name of scouting the path for them.

Allowing Xue Jian, Bao Wei and others to dodge a bullet.

Not playing for long, when the time was about up, the two got in the car and returned to Bai Bufan’s apartment downstairs.

The car stopped steadily downstairs at Bai Bufan’s place, went upstairs, Bai Bufan had the key, prepared to open the door.

But Bai Bufan just jiggled the keychain looking for the house key, and with a loud clang the door was pushed open, Bai Bufan’s mother, whom he had seen a few times, beamed warmly.

"Oh, Lin Li is here! Come in, come in, it’s cold outside!"

Mrs. Bai’s voice was filled with warmth, her demeanor and actions incredibly reminiscent of Wu Min’s treatment towards Bai Bufan.

Following her was Father Bai in the living room, he spoke little but carried a gentle smile, nodding at Lin Li: "Here you are, Lin Li, come in and warm up."

"Hello, Uncle and Auntie."

Lin Li smiled kindly, then handed the bag in his hand to Mrs. Bai: "Here’s a New Year’s gift for you."

"Oh dear! You shouldn’t have brought a gift!" Mrs. Bai said, her face showing a bit of anger and dissatisfaction.

"Rest assured, Auntie, it’s not expensive, just a little thing costing around a hundred bucks, bought casually on the way, mainly because Bufan said if I came empty-handed, I’d be uncultured, and he wouldn’t let me in." Lin Li kept up his polite fibbing.

"Next time, don’t listen to Bufan, it’s our fault for not teaching him well, alright, come in, come in."

Mrs. Bai shook her head, quickly pulling Lin Li into the house, then closed the door, shutting out the winter’s cold breeze.

Of course, not just the cold air.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Bai Bufan looked up at the tightly shut door in front of him.

Bai Bufan looked down at his empty hands previously holding the keychain his mother had just taken.

He remained silent for a while.

Bai Bufan pressed the doorbell.

"Ding dong—"

"Ding dong—"

"Um, is anyone in? I came for New Year’s greetings too."

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