The Peerless Beauty Stuck With Me

Chapter 1803 - 1802: Looking for the Anus

"You're gonna kill me? If you wanna kill or flay me, come on, I've got zero objections. The premise is still that one thing—you gotta actually have the ability first."

The Male Demon Beast was stronger than Tang Rao, that was an undeniable fact. If Tang Rao wanted to take him down, he'd have to summon out the Taotie true body as well.

What appeared on his back was the true body of the Ancient Taotie. In the entire Divine Realm, who the hell had the capability to summon out the Taotie true body?

The moment the Taotie true body emerged, a dragon roar from ancient times rolled out. That sound, like morning bells and evening drums, instantly cleared people's minds a lot.

The injuries he'd taken earlier when fighting the Mother Demon, under wave after wave of dragon roars, were gradually healed up to full recovery.

This was the first time, the very first time Tang Rao realized that dragon roars could actually heal the wounds on his body.

For now he could only confirm that dragon roars could heal his own injuries. As for whether they could heal other people's wounds too, who knew? Once his injuries were healed, a bunch of get-rich-quick ideas suddenly popped up in Tang Rao's head.

Before this, healing all relied on Elixir Pills, and you even had to prescribe the right pill for the right injury. If healing could be done with sound, Tang Rao could only sum up what was in his head with three words—struck it rich!

Yeah, as long as his idea held water, as long as it could be realized, if that wasn't striking it rich then what was?

With the Taotie true body plus this dragon roar sound, he once again had a bold guess: if he fought while listening to the dragon roars, wouldn't that mean he could instantly recover after taking a hit, and jump right back into round two?

Wouldn't he basically be unstoppable then?

"Come on, little thing, let Daddy see what level your strength's at now. Late-stage High God? Or almost at the peak of late-stage High God?"

The dragon roars grew even louder, each wave of roaring carrying Tang Rao's fury inside. Too bad he'd put on a huge show of momentum but hadn't even made a move yet, when the Male Demon Beast suddenly collapsed to the ground, foam at the mouth, and just croaked on the spot.

What the hell?

Did it think it was doomed to lose, so it surrendered on the spot, and even used the lamest trick of playing dead?

That's just no fun at all, okay?

Is this even a proper opponent?

What's an opponent supposed to be—at least respect Tang Rao's pre-fight warm-up routine a little. An opponent like this, he might as well not have.

But before tossing it aside, Tang Rao still had to feel the Male Demon Beast's body temperature. If it was really dead, then everyone could celebrate and Tang Rao could immediately go support the people fighting the fourth wave of Demon Beasts. But if it was faking death, the danger to Tang Rao would be a bit big.

He pressed his palm to the Male Demon Beast's body. There was still a bit of warmth left, it hadn't completely faded yet. Give it a little time and that'd just be a timing issue.

Then he checked its breath—none. Its pulse—still in a stopped state.

Now this was great. He really hadn't expected this guy to be so cooperative. Truly a promising child, truly a promising child.

Knew Tang Rao was badass and refused to actually fight him, so it wouldn't die even more miserably. Suicide—this textbook counter-move, Tang Rao really needed to promote it properly in more places.

"Third wave done. Send me the exact location of the fourth wave."

The Demon Beast tide kept changing position in real time. After Tang Rao finished off the third wave, their team's location wasn't showing at all on Illusion City's shared location map.

Wu Suowei was the first to receive Tang Rao's message and sent over their real-time position.

Following the coordinates Wu Suowei sent, when he arrived at their spot, they'd just killed one and still had one left.

"Tang Rao, hurry! Hit its tail, cut its tail off!"

Obviously Granny Hua and Hua Wuque had already found where this last Demon Beast's lifeline was. As long as they cut off the lifeline, everything would be absolutely peachy.

"Tail?"

Tang Rao searched a huge circle around it and still couldn't find this ugly-ass thing's tail.

"Where's the tail? I've gone around in circles and can't find it. Don't tell me its tail grew out of its mouth or its asshole?"

A Demon Beast at peak late-stage High God strength needed three late-stage High Gods just to pin it down, and that was only enough to pin it down—with full concentration.

They simply didn't have the bandwidth to explain too much to Tang Rao.

Luckily Tang Rao's IQ was sky-high; he could even guess where the tail was hidden.

"The tail's inside its asshole!"

Taking advantage of a split-second when the Demon Beast hadn't reacted yet, Hua Wuque squeezed out an answer for Tang Rao.

The tail's in its asshole?

What kind of tail-chopping method was this?

Before he could chop the tail, he had to think of a way to pry open the Demon Beast's chrysanthemum first.

The method of opening the chrysanthemum was a bit disgusting.

There were countless ways to pop a chrysanthemum. Tang Rao had always only had theoretical knowledge and never imagined that one day he'd have to personally give it a try.

"You serious, you messing with me? You want me to dig around in this ugly thing's asshole—how the hell am I supposed to show my face in the jianghu after this?"

Digging in an asshole was an insult to Tang Rao's dignity. To be honest, Tang Rao really couldn't stomach that kind of insult.

"Once they reach peak late-stage High God, they're already immune to all poisons. Unless you find their lifeline, unless you chop off the tail, we can't take its life. This glorious mission is all on you. If you can't pull it off, our lives are really gonna end here!"

Hearing Wu Suowei say that, it was hard for Tang Rao not to believe it. Things had already gotten to this point, so what could Tang Rao do? Look, obviously. Look for the asshole, dig around and see where exactly that tail was hiding inside.

"Master, you're forcing my hand here. For your sakes, I've gotta go dig around and find where that tail is."

With people drawing its aggro, Tang Rao quickly got close to the Demon Beast, carefully inching toward its asshole.

A Demon Beast at peak late-stage High God—its size was clearly a whole circle bigger than any of the others.

"Asshole, asshole, where's the asshole?"

Faced with a creature covered in holes, Tang Rao really couldn't tell, for the moment at least, which one was the asshole.

"Master, where's the asshole? There are so many holes here, which one is the asshole?"

Asshole?

Only now did Wu Suowei remember that they had no idea where the asshole was either. Earlier they'd only found it by sheer luck; asking them to find it again, they might not pull it off.

"You'll have to look for it yourself. I don't know either, we just got lucky the first time. Ask me now and I've got no clue!"

Tang Rao practically wanted to drag Wu Suowei and the others out and beat them up first. Who treats their disciple like this?

Playing him like this not only put Tang Rao's life on the line, it put their own lives on the line too, doesn't that sound about right?

"Damn, you guys playing like this is not cool at all."

With that many holes, which one was the asshole? Was Tang Rao supposed to poke them one by one until he found it?

"My good disciples of Master, hurry the hell up. If we don't find it soon, nobody's gonna be having any fun."

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