The Plant Master Becomes A Mute Sub-Beast: Farming And Laying Eggs

[What the hell are you two doing that I called for days but you didn’t answer?! I thought you both were completely dead!!!]

Sane just pressed the button to accept the call. The other side already transmitted old man Valmot’s machine-gun-like screaming voice. Kaelen hurriedly stepped forward, speaking a few flattering sentences to the old man, also mentioning they had arrived at the lotus pond Valmot mentioned. Of course, he completely hid the fact that he went crazy and ran off to challenge the Deity.

This matter was too terrifying to the world. If the old man knew, he would probably have a heart attack and pass away right on the spot.

Valmot scolded a volley, then asked: [Wait, it has only been a few days, yet you two already arrived at the lotus pond?! Could it be you have spatial teleportation magic?!]

"Ah..." Kaelen rubbed his nose, not knowing how to explain yet. He could not say that the two of them had fused with their primordial spirits, truly possessing instant teleportation magic now, could he?

Sane immediately spoke on his behalf: "We accidentally found a teleportation array leading straight to the magical beast forest. Whenever we return, I will take you to see it."

[Really?! Where is it? What kind of axis line is that array? Does it have a fixed anchor or is it a one-time use type...]

The old man just heard the word array, completely forgetting the matter he was scolding, asking a continuous volley. Kaelen secretly wiped his sweat, conveniently pushing everything to his mate. Sane did not change his expression, making up a few more sentences. He finally concluded with one sentence, "I am not very knowledgeable about this, you must see it yourself to know," before the old man finally agreed to let them off.

[Hmph, consider you brats sensible. Oh right, do you two know the matter that happened a few days ago?]

Kaelen played dumb: "What matter?"

Valmot immediately recounted the story of the sky suddenly having an anomaly, along with half the people on the Eastern continent being killed and turning into white bones.

[That day this entire continent felt it. Faint-hearted people fainted on the spot. Magical beasts in the forest ran wildly all night. The small tribes around the Illusion Forest, some places lost half, some places lost all. Sleeping, eating meals, working in the fields, naturally something emerged from underground piercing through their chests. Just one night.]

Kaelen’s heart sank, but before he had time to repent and regret, Valmot cheerfully said:

[You don’t know, they all resurrected. My Beast God, the first time I saw people who died leaving only white bones yet could grow flesh and internal organs, resurrecting jumping around lively. They even did not know they had died! Too weird, too extremely weird!]

Kaelen: "..." Can you let me be sorrowful first? I even forgot I still had this ability!

However, Kaelen still managed to breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, no one lost their lives unjustly because of his momentary impulsiveness. Otherwise, even if he found the Godhood later on, he would not dare to casually accept it anymore.

Kaelen rubbed his chin in thought, also understanding the problem. No wonder he had fused with the primordial spirit yet still could not defeat that snake. It turned out he had sent half of the life force to resolve the consequences he himself had caused.

[Let me tell you, the Black Crocodile tribe to the east of the Illusion Forest died completely without a single survivor. Their Chief was away, returning to see the whole tribe was only bones. He sat crying for a whole day and night, crying until the next morning the pile of bones began to stir.]

[He was so scared he wet his pants, thinking his clan members turned into evil spirits returning to take him away. Who expected after regrowing their flesh they sat up, every single one yawning once then asking him if he caught a cold or something that his face was so pale.]

Sane looked at his mate’s distorted twisting expression, unable to hold back a loud laugh. Valmot on the other end of the line immediately spat fire: [You brat just laughed at me, right?!! Huh?!!]

Sane coughed lightly once: "No no, I just farted."

Kaelen drew back his leg and kicked him once. This vulgar guy!

[Hmph!] The old man snorted once, his voice dropping low again: [But there are some places that could not resurrect. At the Head Divine Attendant’s side, the Martial God Shrine kicked the door and barged in, only seeing dry bones lying scattered in every nook and cranny. Those bones lay completely still, waiting endlessly but still not seeing anything regrow. That outsider group disappeared completely, not leaving a single trace.]

"Did the Temple Master say anything?" Kaelen asked.

[Yes. He sent people all over the continent to scout for the place emitting the anomaly that day. I heard they already zoned a region.]

Kaelen and Sane looked at each other once. Wasn’t that region exactly the place the couple stood fighting the Deity.

[You two just stay put inside there, do not stick your faces out. What if you happen to meet exactly the thing that caused this matter, then you will all die.] Valmot instructed very sincerely.

"Yes, you rest assured." Kaelen also replied very sincerely.

The old man asked a few more sentences about the lotus pond. Hearing the flowers were still blooming bright red across a whole region, his face showed joy, repeatedly instructing to remember to pick a few flowers for him to research.

After talking about a few more trivial matters, the old man finally disconnected in satisfaction.

Sane transferred the call back to Finnick. The boy answered the call right away.

[Daddy?]

"Yeah, Daddy is here. Your Papa’s communication bracelet is broken, from now on we will use Daddy’s. How are you guys over there?"

[Yes, we are on the way back to the Southern continent already. The Golden Bull and White Elephant uncles run super fast. When running they don’t even consume Beast Energy, we have now traveled a third of the Southern continent!]

"Yeah, pay attention to safety. Oh right, last time Daddy forgot to ask, did you guys find any trace of the Phoenix Fire Flower?"

[No. The uncles even found Ice Spider silk to make heat-resistant cloaks, searching deep under the lava abyss, yet still no trace...] Finnick’s voice had a bit of sadness. Kaelen immediately said:

"It is fine if you cannot find it, Papa and your Daddy will search elsewhere. Oh right, what Divine Energy did Orion awaken? Metal attribute or Earth attribute?"

[No, Light attribute like Uncle Arthur, Papa. He is very formidable, just pointing a finger once, a light beam shot out, piercing right through the roof!]

Kaelen: "..." It seemed Zale would have to suffer a headache again. The kids in their family were all super destructive machines. Sane’s mouth corners had already stretched wide to his ears.

Kaelen talked with the children a bit then disconnected, turning his head slapping Sane once: "You tone it down!"

"Hahaha! Elarion, you also have a day having to call me Daddy! Hahaha! Serves you right, who told you to call me an earthworm! Hahaha!!!" Sane tilted his head back up to the sky laughing loudly, scaring the magical beast pack outside to the point their gallbladders almost burst.

Kaelen rubbed his forehead with a headache, thinking back also wanting to laugh a bit, then he truly laughed out loud: "He even reincarnated into a Sub-Beast... Hahaha. Just imagining the scene where that upturned-nose guy awakens, both having to call us fathers, and turning into a Sub-Beast capable of giving birth... Oh Supreme Being, I’m dying of laughter!"

The couple knelt flat on the ground, laughing while pounding their fists thumping onto the floor, laughing until they were breathless. Anyone borrowing their seed and belly to reincarnate they could calmly accept, but specifically that Light God brat who always liked to act showy, they had to take the opportunity to laugh first.

Kaelen wiped away tears from laughing too much, leaning his head close to Sane’s head, chuckling evilly: "Hey, how about we recruit a son-in-law early for Orion?"

Sane had just ended his laughing fit, yet could not hold back bursting into laughter again. After finishing laughing, the two tiredly leaned their backs against each other, panting heavily from exhaustion. Kaelen tilted his head up, exhaling a breath:

"In that battle that year all of us fell, now it can be considered a full reunion."

Sane nodded: "That year that guy was truly perversely strong. The nine of us combining forces finally heavily injured him; in the end, it was still that brat Alistair burning his own life to weaken him, only then could we perish together with him..."

Kaelen said sadly: "We still had a chance to resurrect, while Alistair has forever merged into the Spacetime flow, becoming a part of the laws."

Speaking up to here, Kaelen’s whole body suddenly froze stiff: "Honey... Excluding Alistair, we have altogether eight people. But you and I, plus the kids, are only seven..."

Sane was dumbfounded, then both lowered their heads staring intently at Kaelen’s belly: "..."

"Baby... These past few days have you taken the contraceptive pills?" Sane swallowed his saliva, speaking with difficulty.

Kaelen widened his eyes glaring at him, grabbing Sane’s hair and yelling:

"Did you give me time to take the pill? I just woke up and you already pressed me down plowing! Damn it! One plowing is several days straight! If I truly give birth to that guy, I will definitely castrate you!!!"

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