The Plant Master Becomes A Mute Sub-Beast: Farming And Laying Eggs

A month passed, Kaelen and Sane finally woke up from their cultivation state.

Fusing with the primordial spirit only helped the two gain more memories before reincarnation, completely not helping them become stronger.

Therefore, Kaelen and Sane at this moment had only just reached the threshold of the Saint stage Martial Saint, which was also the Saint Beast level. To have a life-and-death battle with the God of Decay, they still had to put in much more effort.

The Beastman continent was separated from the Great World, then was even carved into four separate parts; the thing they needed to do was destroy the barriers between the four continent parts, then return the Beastman continent to the Great World.

At that time their origin power would no longer be restricted by rules, able to drag that stinky worm out for a beating, disassembling it, not giving it a chance to become strong again.

The God of Decay was not a Deity born with heaven and earth like them, but an entity nourished by the evil thoughts of all living beings on the continent. And as long as intelligent beings still existed, the God of Decay still had a chance to resurrect. This entity could only be contained, not eradicated.

"He has many believers but why did he choose to resurrect Sylvain?"

Sane tore a piece of crispy roasted chicken, feeding it to his mate, then answered his question: "Because Sylvain was the person who once helped him become the strongest, so strong he overwhelmed all nine of us True Gods. Moreover, Sylvain has a deep hatred for the Gods, especially for Alistair."

Kaelen chewed the piece of meat without tasting anything, his eyes looking at the red lotus pond swaying in the wind, his mood a bit down.

Alistair was good at everything, unfortunately a genuine scum man. If he had not actively toyed with Sylvain’s feelings, a noble and pure Elf King like Sylvain how could he fall to the point of kneeling to surrender to the God of Decay.

Looking at Sylvain now and comparing him to the Sylvain of the past, Kaelen suddenly felt uncomfortable. A good child was deceived in body and heart by a Deity leaving nothing but a soul filled with hatred and a rotting body, ready to sell out his dignity to achieve his goal.

He was uncomfortable, naturally could not let others be comfortable. Kaelen drew back his leg and kicked Sane sending him tumbling:

"Like teacher, like disciple. Your disciple is a scumbag, you certainly are no better!"

Sane grabbed his mate’s foot, continuously crying injustice: "I am wronged! That brat owing someone a romantic debt, what does it have to do with me?! Before falling I didn’t even have a single shred of romance. Baby, in this life the Supreme Being took pity on my lonely bachelorhood for so many years so He let me be destined with you. I swear, if I betray you, I will suffer a fate like Alistair’s!"

Kaelen curled his lip: "The world only knows the Beast God sacrificed himself to seal the God of Decay, no one knows that he himself was the root cause making the world order turn upside down, the Gods forever disappear, the world beaten back to the primordial beginning! Dying yet still being praised, what a bargain!"

After that Sane was hung dangling from a tree by Kaelen, watching him cook a table full of delicious food without being able to taste a single bite. He wished he could travel back upstream hundreds of millions of years, returning to the time meeting Alistair gasping his last breath in the swamp of death. He would definitely not save Alistair, not accept him as a disciple, not enlighten him into a Deity anymore.

But Sane was a bit conflicted. If there was no twisted romance between Alistair and Sylvain, there would be no subsequent events. He and Kaelen would forever be two Deities guarding different corners of the sky, never having a chance to become a couple with each other, tasting the sweet and bitter flavors of love.

So should he be grateful to Alistair or disgusted by him?

Kaelen only hung Sane for a while; until finishing eating, his anger also dissipated, he then released Sane. Just released, that stinky snake immediately sidled close crying boo hoo acting wronged. Kaelen snorted coldly, reaching out to pinch his cheek:

"With your ability, my vines could possibly tie you up?"

Sane pouted acting spoiled: "But baby is angry, I didn’t dare to cut the vines... Honey, I am so hungry~"

In Kaelen’s head automatically appeared the image of a small snake tying a bow on itself standing before him wriggling acting spoiled; he immediately burst out laughing, then took food out from his spatial bag.

"My hands are squeezed so hard they can’t lift up, baby feed me~" A beastman one meter ninety tall now nestled into his mate’s embrace like a little bird, affectionately rubbing back and forth. Kaelen got goosebumps all over, swatting his head once:

"Return to normal for me. Are you going to eat? Not eating I will give it all to Blaze and Bolt!"

The Fire Bear and the Lightning Leopard hearing their names raised their heads, ’ooh ooh’ twice. Sane bared his teeth grinning, hurriedly crawling out of Kaelen’s embrace, using the fastest speed to sweep clean the whole table of food. After eating he stuck to his mate like a plaster patch, making Kaelen also feel a bit annoyed.

"Now just looking at you I feel an eyesore. Therefore I can now affirm we ’hit the jackpot’. Oh my, two years giving birth to six kids, I became a sow."

Sane rested his chin on his shoulder, placing a hand on his belly gently patting: "Be open-minded baby. We gave birth to those six Deities. Think about it, six guys previously on equal footing with us, now have to call the two of us Papa and Daddy. Just thinking about it makes my whole body feel thrillingly good, hehe, hehehe~"

Kaelen amusedly pinched Sane’s nose full of doting, his heart shaken by Sane’s words. It seemed staying with this stinky snake for a long time, he himself gradually lost all his shame too.

The lotus flower fragrance drifted into Kaelen’s nose, his mood instantly relaxing. Looking at the plump lotus pods in the middle of the pond, even though having just eaten lunch, Kaelen still felt wanting to eat more.

He pushed away the head of the shameless guy gnawing his neck, walking to the lotus pond side, reaching out to pick a few mature lotus pods. He peeled a few lotus seeds and put them in his mouth, savoring their flavor. The crisp taste mixed with a bitter taste blended with a refreshing sweet taste flooded his oral cavity, much richer than ordinary lotus taste.

Kaelen ate two whole lotus pods in one breath, yet felt just eating fresh like that was too flavorless. He turned his head and said to Sane: "Baby, go to the bat cave on the other side of the pond and get me some bat guano back here."

Sane was stunned, then his expression became subtle: "Kaelen, I know pregnant people often crave weird things. But bat guano... that thing truly cannot be eaten..."

Kaelen glared, throwing a sharp look over: "What nonsense are you talking! I am craving lotus seed sweet soup, and eating sweet soup requires ice to be delicious. Bat guano can make ice!"

"Ice made from bat guano also cannot be eaten..." Sane still refused to give up his intention of persuading his mate not to eat indiscriminately. Kaelen immediately swung a whip over:

"Told you to go get it then just go, talking so much huh?!"

Sane immediately dodged to one side. Looking at the ground whipped into a trench by his mate, he had to bitterly go scoop bat guano.

"Remember to get the old guano part, don’t get the fresh guano!" Kaelen called after him. Sane replied a ’got it’, then his figure disappeared behind the rock line.

When Sane scooped a bag of bat guano returning, Kaelen had finished preparing the sweet soup ingredients.

Lotus seeds peeled, lotus hearts removed. Half a snow fungus soaked until bloomed, finely chopped. Fresh longans peeled, carefully removing the seeds without ruining the fruit flesh shape, then stuffing each lotus seed inside replacing the longan seed.

Fresh soybeans briefly boiled to remove toxins.

"Pour 1 liter of water into the pot, add 300g of sugar into the water pot then boil. Everyone can replace cane sugar with white granulated sugar made from sugar beets, but should use cane sugar for the sweet soup to have a gentle sweetness and more fragrance.

Boil until the water boils and the sugar has completely dissolved then add the leftover lotus seeds, the lotus seeds stuffed in longans, snow fungus and soybeans in."

Sane curiously looked at the floating sphere before Kaelen and the sweet soup pot, extending a finger intending to poke once. Kaelen glanced over; he hurriedly retracted his hand, baring his teeth grinning.

Kaelen continued speaking to the sphere: "Wait until the water boils then lower the heat, simmer for ten more minutes." Kaelen turned off the stove, leaving the pot lid slightly ajar for the sweet soup to cool slowly: "Now, I will guide everyone how to make ice without needing an Ice attribute Divine Energy Warrior."

He signaled Sane to bring the bat guano to a clean table, pouring the bat guano into a wooden basin he had just carved. Kaelen carefully instructed how choosing bat guano was accurate, then what needed to be done to turn bat guano into a useful thing.

"The thing I am teaching everyone to make today is Saltpeter.

First mix bat guano and grass-burning ash together, for every ten parts bat guano mix with one part kitchen ash. Dissolve the bat guano in water, then filter clean the residue and put it into a stone pot, boil the solution and sun-dry it. We will obtain white crystals looking like salt.

If there is time, soak the initial water mixture for a day and a night for them to completely blend together, the quality of the obtained saltpeter will be better. Here I am demonstrating, therefore I will not soak it."

"In case it is impossible to sun-dry, everyone execute the process exactly like boiling salt, but cannot boil completely dry like boiling salt. Note, if this thing is overheated it will cause an explosion, therefore the fire must be controlled very carefully, not letting the heat source in the pot exceed four hundred degrees."

"We will boil until the water reduces about two-thirds, the water in the pot changes to a pale yellow color and thickens. Everyone will scoop them out into a basin and leave overnight, we will obtain a basin of white saltpeter crystals."

Speaking up to here, Kaelen let the sphere shoot a close-up of how he stirred the saltpeter water and the fire level underneath, then pressed to pause recording temporarily. Waiting after finishing extinguishing the fire under the pot bottom, he smiled brightly saying to Sane:

"Baby, show off your cheating skills. Conjure up an artificial sun~"

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