There Must Be Something Wrong With This Game!
Chapter 68 - 1: You Have Excellent TasteAfter finishing the report on the Pseudo-man, Duan Fei went over the key details one more time, stopping only when he was certain he hadn’t missed anything.
Duan Fei saved the post and made a mental note of the player named Little Drilling Wind.
’This guy is destined for great things!’
Cracking his knuckles, Duan Fei continued browsing the forum, searching for topics that interested him.
He first searched for "Evil God" and found plenty of content, but none of it was in paid posts.
This meant no one had compiled a comprehensive report on Evil Gods yet, and the available information was still unclear.
Plenty of people on the forums had encountered an Evil God, but just as Little Fatty had said, the place was full of trolls.
One person would post that the Evil God was terrifying, and someone else would immediately reply, "Terrifying, my ass. I could take out ten Evil Gods with a single slide tackle."
Someone would comment that the Evil God’s followers were too fanatical, and another would instantly fire back, "How dare you slander our Evil God! Give me your address. I’ll sneak over to your house tonight and hang myself on your doorstep."
Someone would say the Evil God’s Power was too bizarre, and another person would start spamming lewd pictures until an admin noticed and banned them.
Staring at the folder where he had saved over a thousand lewd pictures, Duan Fei thought the forums were pretty great.
He’d managed to collect a lot of questionable material, but finding any serious content was difficult.
The sheer volume of information was a chaotic mix of the good and the bad, making Duan Fei feel that the paid posts were much more reliable.
There wasn’t much information on Evil Gods, so he decided to search for something else: the companies.
So far, Duan Fei had encountered three companies: Rongge Company, which possessed all sorts of advanced, almost supernatural technology; Good Dream Company, which specialized in biotechnology; and Merlin Company, which dealt in magical technology.
Unfortunately, while there was a mountain of posts about the companies, none of them were on point.
Over a million posts were related to the companies. Trying to sort through them would be like panning for gold in a cesspool—it was debatable whether you’d even find anything, and if you did, you couldn’t tell if it was gold or just undigested corn.
Rubbing his chin, Duan Fei began searching for another keyword: "city."
This time, the results were much more legitimate.
The pinned post was written by the administrator, Bai Ze. It was free to read, likely to help players learn as much as possible about the important location that awaited them after Level 10.
"Hello, dear explorers. It’s me, the universally adored idol, Bai Ze.
If you’re reading this post, you’ve probably either reached Level 10 or are about to, and you’re getting ready to head to the next location: the city.
After all, the ’Infinite Office’ starting area isn’t all that interesting, and you can’t meet any other companions, which can feel pretty lonely.
The city is the main setting our development team poured our hearts and souls into, and it’s available to players as a semi-open world. Once you hit Level 10, you’ll find a new item in your inventory: a [Passport]. Using it will teleport you directly to the city.
Of course, you might also find special ways to glitch into the city. We left those in as easter eggs for you to discover.
Within the city, there is only one official organization: the ’Admin Team.’
Please remember this: standard members of the Admin Team all wear black butler-style suits with white dress shirts and white gloves. Other aspects of their appearance may vary, but this uniform is strictly black and white. If you see anyone dressed differently who claims to be from the Admin Team, stay away from them immediately and report them to a real team member.
Although there’s only one official organization, we won’t restrict the city’s growth. Feel free to join any group you like, or just play solo. The choice is yours.
The city is also full of NPCs who offer services like Skill training, Attribute enhancements, and insider tips. These services will be very expensive, and some NPCs might even be hiding in the shadows, waiting to rip you off. But I guarantee, everything they offer is worth the price.
Our city is massive, so you may see some strange sights, like buildings that extend deep underground or skyscrapers that lean at impossible angles without falling. These are all special features of the game—they simply must be savored.
Well, no amount of description can compare to the experience of seeing it for yourself. The game only truly begins when you reach the city.
Looking forward to seeing you in the city.
Your eternal idol,
Bai Ze."
After reading the post, Duan Fei felt this Bai Ze was quite a character.
Besides, Bai Ze was a divine beast from the *Classic of Mountains and Seas*, a being known for its vast knowledge. The admin choosing that name was surely a hint at this.
After browsing the forums a little longer, Duan Fei realized it was getting late, so he lay down on his bed and fell asleep.
The moment he woke up the next morning, he smelled a pleasant aroma.
His already clean room was now even tidier, as if a Tianluo Girl had visited, washing and hanging up his dirty clothes from the night before and even buying buns, soy milk, and fried dough sticks for his breakfast.
’Wait, the Tianluo Girl hasn’t left yet.’
Jinghong sat before the computer, her expression impassive as she operated Duan Fei’s machine, going through the lewd pictures he had saved the night before one by one.
Gulping, Duan Fei felt like a dead man walking.
Even after just finishing the housework, Jinghong was still unbelievably beautiful. The clean apron she wore added a homey touch, grounding her otherwise ethereal appearance in reality.
But what she was doing right now could only be described as the work of a Demon.
She reviewed each of Duan Fei’s saved images. Jinghong’s expression remained unchanged the entire time, while Duan Fei, in contrast, felt increasingly mortified.
When Jinghong finally finished with the last picture, Duan Fei heard her let out a long sigh. She patted his shoulder and said, "You should look at less of this unwholesome stuff."
"Yes."
"However, your taste isn’t bad. I’ll let it slide this time."
"Huh?"
"I have class today, so I’m heading out. Remember to eat your breakfast. We’ll see if we can do a dungeon run together tonight."
"Oh, okay."
"Right, I almost forgot."
Looking at Jinghong’s outstretched hand, Duan Fei tilted his head and thought for a moment, then had a sudden realization and held her hand.
He gently but earnestly rubbed her hand, not letting go until her fingertips grew warm. "There," he said.
"Thanks. I’m off."
Staring blankly after her, Duan Fei felt that Jinghong had been uncharacteristically forgiving today.
’Good taste... what was she talking about?’
After leaving the apartment, Jinghong walked out of the alley and slipped into a luxury car parked by the curb.
Once Jinghong was settled, the driver started the car smoothly and asked, "To the school directly, Miss?"
"No, take me to my little house first."
"Understood."
Arriving at her little house, Jinghong shut the door and took out the day’s trophies.
Duan Fei’s unwashed underwear, the water glass he had drunk from and left out, strands of hair collected from beside his pillow—these were all part of Jinghong’s collection.
She had studied all of these items and purchased identical replacements in advance, so she wasn’t worried about Duan Fei noticing they were gone.
She knew it was a bad habit, but she was already in too deep. She was a lost cause.
Quietly immersing herself in Duan Fei’s scent, she recalled the lewd pictures she had seen. She couldn’t help but cover her face and let out a laugh.
"Tomboys, childhood sweethearts, short hair..."
"Duan Fei, your taste is getting better and better."
Licking the spot on her hand that Duan Fei had warmed, Jinghong smiled in ecstasy.
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