Zombie Bodyguard

Chapter 2141: Chapter 2138: Can We Still Have a Normal Conversation?

Seeing the two old men in such a state, Lin Tian’s face immediately darkened, "Aren’t you exaggerating a bit?"

Seeing the courtyard was "safe," the two old men straightened up, tidied their clothes, and walked in nonchalantly, calmly asking, "The girl left?"

"Left." Lin Tian replied with a hint of irritation.

The Fishing Elder kindly patted Lin Tian’s shoulder, looked him over, and asked with concern, "Brother, are you alright?"

"I’m fine, what could be wrong?" Lin Tian replied casually.

"Good to hear." The Fishing Elder sighed in relief, saying, "I don’t mean to criticize, but why were you bathing in the backyard for no reason? It’s fine if you bathe, but why let the girl catch you? Glad to hear it was a close call but no danger."

Lin Tian was exasperated, "Didn’t you always say the bathroom was unusable? I’m lucky I didn’t bathe in the river."

"Ahem..." The Fishing Elder was quite embarrassed, pretending to cough a few times, "To be frank, the bathroom was actually broken by that girl. Last time she said she wanted to install a solar water heater for us, kids, you know, with filial piety, worrying about the health of us old men, it’s understandable."

"But the girl was inexperienced, and used her Sword Qi when cutting the water pipes, tearing them to shreds, nearly tearing down the house. So now, the solar water heater isn’t installed properly, and there’s no water either. Every time we bathe, we old men have to fetch water ourselves, it’s truly indescribable."

The elder had an expression of pitifulness, "You can’t blame me for not rescuing you."

Using Sword Qi to cut water pipes? Lin Tian’s face darkened again, it really was Little La Jiao, fierce enough, what else could he say, he could only forgive the "pitiful" elders.

"You guys..." Lin Tian shook his head, wanting to say you guys continue playing chess, I’m going to sleep, but as he turned his head, he saw the two elders already sitting at the chessboard battling, as if nothing had just happened.

"I swear..." Lin Tian pointed at them, not knowing what to say.

The two elders acted as if nothing happened, waving dismissively, casually saying, "Brother, it’s fine now, you go sleep."

Lin Tian chuckled bitterly, having no choice but to return to his room.

After a dusty day and a tossing night, Lin Tian didn’t want to think about anything, lay in bed and fell asleep immediately.

The next morning, Lin Tian was awakened by bird calls, he got up, pulled open the window, and far away, the sun had already jumped out of the horizon, scattering light over the earth, entering the wooden house, bright and splendid.

Lin Tian walked out of the house, came to the edge of a cliff, and began to practice facing the morning light. The movements of the beast skin cultivation technique, stance by stance, were displayed, allowing the zombie body to fully absorb the sun’s essence.

While he was practicing, the two old men didn’t know when they had also gotten up, standing behind him, watching Lin Tian practice. The two exchanged glances, their faces full of surprise and contemplation.

After Lin Tian finished practicing, the elders were still standing nearby, gazing intently, both lost in thought.

"Good morning, seniors." Lin Tian walked over, greeting them.

"Oh, morning, morning..." The Fishing Elder then snapped out of it, surprisedly asking, "Brother, I know it’s inappropriate to inquire about one’s cultivation technique, but I can’t help but ask, what technique are you practicing?"

"Um, actually, I don’t know its name either. This technique is only partially complete, it should be an ancient body technique." Lin Tian stated honestly, after all, the beast skin cultivation technique wasn’t something hidden.

"Ancient body technique?" The Taoist Elder nodded, partly puzzled, "I just saw it too, your cultivation technique is quite profound, following some kind of unique trajectory, but at the end, it seemed unfinished. I was wondering why you didn’t continue practicing, turns out it’s incomplete, what a pity, truly a pity."

Lin Tian was slightly taken aback, wondering, "Are you a member of the Ancient Martial World as well, senior?"

The Taoist Elder’s insight was extraordinary, seeing the unfinished resonance, seemingly a member of the Ancient Martial World, yet Lin Tian couldn’t sense the aura an Ancient Martial Artist should possess, the breathing and heartbeat were not much different from an ordinary person.

The elder smiled and shook his head, not acknowledging or denying.

The Fishing Elder, however, answered on his behalf, "He’s not an Ancient Martial Artist, this fellow believes Ancient Martial is a minor path, only heaven and earth are the great path, practicing the method of heaven and earth can achieve divine skills. His thinking is good but over-idealistic, not grounded, in popular terms, he’s a fantasist."

Method of heaven and earth? Lin Tian recalled the God Tablet in the hall, which bore the words ’Heaven and Earth,’ weren’t heaven and earth just ’Heaven and Earth’?

This time, the Taoist Elder did not refute the Fishing Elder’s words, instead, he gently lamented, "Many years ago, while I was meditating, I vaguely touched upon the ultimate realm of Ancient Martial. Reaching Innate Perfection is not difficult, but Innate Perfection is the end, what’s the use of cultivating that, in the end, one is buried in the yellow earth, soul returning to the Netherworld, how tragic!"

Reaching Innate Perfection isn’t difficult! Lin Tian was absolutely speechless, statements like this, in the Ancient Martial World, would drown in saliva, it’s too darn arrogant.

"What kind of talk is that, cultivating Ancient Martial at least extends life, a longer life means there’s a chance to pursue the ultimate," the Fishing Elder countered.

The Taoist Elder remained unmoved, saying, "You dare criticize me, several years ago, your Ancient Martial Realm had already reached the understanding of Innate Perfection, yet you deliberately stayed in late-stage Innate, not stepping into the final realm, why is that? Do I need to say it?"

"Sigh..." The Fishing Elder sighed, also filled with lamentation, "After perfection, there is great fear!"

Lin Tian was thoroughly baffled, the Fishing Elder was actually a late-stage Innate Ancient Martial Artist, what was this concept, a level higher than Tang Xuan Su, and the elder could enter Innate Perfection at any time, except he didn’t want to, because he feared not seeing the road ahead.

Two seemingly ordinary old men, actually so formidable, no, it should be said perverse, one has already comprehended Innate Perfection but disdains practicing cultivation techniques, the other is a late-stage Innate Ancient Martial Artist, also comprehending Innate Perfection, but unwilling to take that final step.

Lin Tian swallowed his saliva, thinking, can we still chat properly?

"Hey, don’t talk about it." The Fishing Elder waved his hand, restoring his usual carefree and open-minded demeanor, looking at Lin Tian, "Brother, since you’re here, help us fix the bathroom, anyway you’re staying for several days, can’t bathe in the backyard every day."

"Oh..." Lin Tian responded absent-mindedly and then went to repair the bathroom, completely baffled.

He hadn’t gone far when two beauties walked in from outside the courtyard, the one in front was mature and beautiful, with elegant temperament but kindly eyes, the one behind was a clever little beauty, her gaze searching everything in the courtyard, as if looking for something.

"Lin Tian, come out here, hiding because you’re scared, right? I brought my aunt, let’s see how my aunt will teach you a lesson!" The little beauty was Ling Shuiyao, hands on her hips, angrily shouting.

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