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This particular Evil God, with a name so long that Duan Fei had decided to just call him "the Rotten Director," shared no small amount of history with Duan Fei.

Their history could be traced back to Duan Fei’s very first dungeon.

Originally planning to go feed at Rongge Company, the Evil God had accidentally run into Duan Fei, only to be scared off by a single glare, becoming a laughingstock among the other Evil Gods.

"Hey, that Rotten Director totally sucks."

"I know, right? He got scared off by a single look. We should send him diapers for his next birthday."

"We’re all Evil Gods. Why is there such a huge difference between us?"

"We all got to feast on something good this time, but one of us didn’t. I wonder who that could be?"

"DAA~ da-da~ da-da~ da-da-da-da~ (An elegant and noble sound of mockery)"

Because of this spectacular blunder, he was viciously torn to shreds by the Great Evil God and still hadn’t recovered to this day.

He later managed to recover a sliver of his power and descended again, preparing to replenish his strength by devouring a Jack Rabbit with powerful Spiritual Power. But unexpectedly, Duan Fei foiled his plans once more, and he even ended up getting a full blast of sunlight for his troubles.

However, Evil Gods aren’t so easily destroyed. Their true bodies reside in some corner of the Void; the versions that enter the dungeons are merely their avatars.

The destruction of an avatar would certainly injure them, but as long as their true body remained, they could slowly recover and go right back to stirring up trouble.

He had planned to continue recovering, but the Rotten Director never expected that after just a short nap, he would be forcibly yanked into a crowbar.

The probability of something like this happening was terrifyingly low, but it happened all the same.

One could only say that fate works in mysterious ways.

The crowbar, now stuffed with an Evil God, also began to change.

The once-metal crowbar began to twist and warp. Masses of pink, fleshy growths sprouted from its surface, fusing with Duan Fei’s right hand.

Having fused with the Evil God, Duan Fei felt his physical abilities receive an epic boost, and a powerful, bloodthirsty impulse surged within him.

Sensing the impulse within Duan Fei, the Evil God was stunned for a moment before breaking into a sinister grin. "You actually served yourself up on a platter! Just let me give you a proper little nudge and send you tumbling into your own dark side!"

"In your dreams! [Random Summoning], give me something useful!"

Within the Void, someone heard Duan Fei’s call and immediately grew eager to act.

His mentor glanced at him and nodded. "You may go. Your training isn’t over, but your Spirit is already strong enough to offer some help."

"Thank you, Saw."

The next moment, Jack Rabbit’s Spirit transformed into a stream of light, answering Duan Fei’s summons and appearing at his side.

At this very moment, the fleshy growths on the crowbar were multiplying rapidly, enveloping Duan Fei completely.

Coiling around Duan Fei, the Rotten Director cackled, "Come on, Duan, let’s have some fun together."

"I’m not into that," Duan Fei said.

"What if I had animal ears, wore black silk stockings, was buxom, and dressed in a waitress uniform?"

"...I’d take just one peek."

"Don’t you dare take even one peek."

The newly summoned Jack Rabbit grabbed the crowbar and unleashed his power.

His now-tangible Spiritual Power enveloped the Evil God. The terrifying energy formed a shackle, trapping the Evil God within the crowbar once more.

He himself dove into the crowbar, becoming a second seal to bind the Evil God, leaving it with no choice but to obediently follow Duan Fei’s commands.

"Jack Rabbit?"

"It’s me. Long time no see, my friend. I’ve been training with Saw lately. Looks like it’s paid off, huh?" Jack Rabbit’s voice rang out from within the crowbar.

The shut-in was the same as ever, his voice listless and tinged with a sense of dejection, but now it also held a hint of excitement.

Sensing he was bound, the Rotten Director’s furious, exasperated voice erupted. "Jack Rabbit! Why do you have to ruin my fun too?! And Saw, have you forgotten who created you!"

"You reminded me. Saw asked me to pass on a message: ’The very thought of your suffering brings him immense pleasure.’"

"You bastards! Let me go! I want to go home! I have no desire to assist you damn players!"

But it had no say in the current situation.

With Jack Rabbit suppressing it, the Evil God could no longer cause any trouble. It could only watch helplessly as its own power was channeled into Duan Fei, granting him an unimaginable amount of Power.

Although an Evil God was insignificant before a True God, it was still a god, after all.

This was only one of the Evil God’s avatars, but it was still plenty powerful.

The suppressed crowbar continued to transform. Eyes surfaced on it one by one, each one rolling constantly, gazing around wantonly with a greed that seemed to want to devour the entire world.

Though reluctant, it was still forced to provide Duan Fei with its Power. Duan Fei found that his four Attributes, aside from Spirit, were skyrocketing, reaching a terrifying level in a short amount of time.

’When luck is on your side, there’s just no stopping it.’

Letting out a long breath, Duan Fei began to draw up a new to-do list in his mind, considering how he could use this hard-won opportunity to pull off some major feats he wouldn’t have dared attempt before.

Utterly disregard moral principles, 4%~9%.

Incite war, 5%~11%.

Find and kill the only Level 9 Citizen, 11%~13%.

...

After rapidly mulling over various missions in his head, he finally settled on several.

First, rob the Memory Bank.

"Drone, new target: rob the Memory Bank."

"Acknowledged. Auto-navigating. Expect interference from other drones en route. User must resolve independently."

"No problem."

Soaring between skyscrapers like Spider-Man, Duan Fei saw several drones diving at him.

He flung out the crowbar. The fleshy tendrils on it grew at incredible speed, extending dozens of meters in the blink of an eye. They split into several maws that clamped down on the airborne drones.

The crowbar’s tip clenched. Razor-sharp teeth materialized from thin air, pierced the drones’ shells, and caused them to explode instantly.

After dealing with the drones, Duan Fei’s figure raced swiftly between the skyscrapers, hurtling toward his destination: the Memory Bank.

Empowered by the Evil God’s Power, his speed was incredible. The drone-controlled Spider Suit allowed him to travel in a straight line, speeding toward his destination.

"Warning. Locked on by space satellite. Host, please take evasive action immediately."

"That was fast!"

Using his Talent to calculate his odds of surviving a hit from the satellite, Duan Fei found that his chances could only be described as tragic.

The geosynchronous satellites in outer space were Luminous Heavy Industry’s trump card.

Hundreds of satellites constantly absorbed sunlight to charge, their powerful lasers capable of instantly striking any enemy on the ground and annihilating any target.

At this moment, Duan Fei was running out of time.

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